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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
chocolate black woman abode
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Duck-like azure laser beams knife
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
indigo stirring trailer park
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
gay juggernaut
  08/30/25
...
red motley university
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Blathering laughsome feces
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Stimulating house associate
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
chocolate black woman abode
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Stimulating house associate
  08/31/25
...
Passionate sadistic jewess
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
thriller walnut theatre
  08/31/25
delusional take
Passionate sadistic jewess
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
geriatric garrison
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
thriller walnut theatre
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
naked stead
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
thriller walnut theatre
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
chocolate black woman abode
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
thriller walnut theatre
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
chocolate black woman abode
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
naked stead
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
thriller walnut theatre
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
naked stead
  09/05/25
...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Hyperventilating state
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
naked stead
  09/05/25
...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
naked stead
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
chocolate black woman abode
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
dead onyx tank
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
dead onyx tank
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/05/25
Kenny
naked stead
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
chocolate black woman abode
  09/06/25
...
chrome double fault crackhouse
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/06/25
...
chrome double fault crackhouse
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
chocolate black woman abode
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
emerald talking area cumskin
  09/07/25
Explain
chocolate black woman abode
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Racy amber base
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
chocolate black woman abode
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
chocolate black woman abode
  09/07/25
...
geriatric garrison
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
thriller walnut theatre
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
thriller walnut theatre
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
thriller walnut theatre
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
thriller walnut theatre
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
thriller walnut theatre
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
thriller walnut theatre
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
thriller walnut theatre
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
naked stead
  01/18/26
...
thriller walnut theatre
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
brass philosopher-king brethren
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
thriller walnut theatre
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
thriller walnut theatre
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  02/01/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Duck-like azure laser beams knife

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: indigo stirring trailer park

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: gay juggernaut

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: red motley university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Blathering laughsome feces

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Stimulating house associate

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Stimulating house associate

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Passionate sadistic jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Passionate sadistic jewess

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: geriatric garrison

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: naked stead

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: naked stead

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: naked stead

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating state

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: naked stead

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: naked stead

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dead onyx tank

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dead onyx tank

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: naked stead

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chrome double fault crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chrome double fault crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: emerald talking area cumskin

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Racy amber base

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: chocolate black woman abode

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: geriatric garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: naked stead

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: brass philosopher-king brethren

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: thriller walnut theatre

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49637675)