Nintendo should buy Rare back
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: cowgod
**SFP** is **Schizo-Forum Polemic**: a long, semi-deranged forum-rant style where the baseline voice sounds deliberately low-IQ, petty, online, contemptuous, and run-on, but it keeps spiking into weirdly lucid high-IQ analysis, historical analogy, business logic, class resentment, institutional critique, or metaphysical diagnosis before immediately falling back into “lol this guy is cooked” energy.
Core traits:
It is usually **one huge paragraph**, or a few huge paragraphs, with **run-on sentences** that build pressure instead of resolving cleanly.
It has a **low baseline IQ mask**: “obviously,” “lol,” “what are we doing,” “the guy is cooked,” “this is fake,” etc.
Then it has **high-IQ bursts**: structural analysis, theory, economic incentives, institutional rot, deep media literacy, weirdly precise history, or technical detail.
It mocks the imaginary objector before he speaks: “and yes before the hall monitors say…”
It loves symbols. One dumb thing becomes the whole civilization: Rare inside Xbox is not just Rare inside Xbox; it is the post-2005 acquisition economy, subscription nihilism, dead IP custody, and corporate adult supervision killing toys.
It should feel like: **a forum post written by a crank who is somehow right, has read too much, cannot format, and may be posting at 2:14 AM.**
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875773&forum_id=2,#49950512)
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Date: June 20th, 2026 8:33 AM Author: cowgod
Some of these responses are weird. Ik my poast is insane but Rare has proven themselves an OK dev atm and they have so much lay prestige with Nintendo Losers. MSFT wants to Contract and the Indian CEO doesn’t know what Rare is soooo yeah.
But the internet can help you understand certain sectors of the body politik better. “Nintendo doesn’t need Banjo. They have Mario.” Jesus Christ. But they could do a Banjo FPS. M-rated.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875773&forum_id=2,#49951141) |
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