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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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violent trump supporter
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
Yapping coiffed hissy fit orchestra pit
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
Apoplectic meetinghouse half-breed
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Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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That's actually really alpha
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed home karate

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Histrionic son of senegal

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: self-absorbed home karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Mustard Site Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Boyish twinkling school cafeteria wagecucks

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: exhilarant maroon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Buff fragrant theater



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Yapping coiffed hissy fit orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: offensive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: exciting stag film voyeur

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Floppy Generalized Bond

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Unhinged Temple Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: exhilarant maroon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Aromatic dun party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: elite clown stead



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: erotic impressive psychic



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: exciting stag film voyeur

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Unhinged Temple Foreskin

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Floppy Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: house-broken high-end kitty cat crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Yapping coiffed hissy fit orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Insecure fluffy chad locus

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: thriller talking locale kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: exhilarant maroon affirmative action

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Mewling quadroon



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: thriller talking locale kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Maniacal Crimson Stage

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: violent trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Yapping coiffed hissy fit orchestra pit

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse half-breed

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: canary appetizing senate philosopher-king

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Mischievous ivory preventive strike indian lodge

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: supple indigo address



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Insecure fluffy chad locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Maniacal Crimson Stage

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Cobalt community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: rose school

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: adventurous smoky idea he suggested tanning salon

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Purple unholy boiling water market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Temple Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: trip national security agency

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: vermilion tripping hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: rose school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: rose school

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Aquamarine rehab marketing idea

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: razzle bbw

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: stirring bonkers whorehouse

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: lime double fault

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: coral set

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Cobalt community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Galvanic magical nibblets haunted graveyard

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Wonderful church regret

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Insecure fluffy chad locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: house-broken high-end kitty cat crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Yapping coiffed hissy fit orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: emerald mexican station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed home karate

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: supple indigo address

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent lay

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: arousing rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: dull factory reset button business firm

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: bearded haunting internal respiration

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Cobalt community account

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling puce space main people

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: house-broken high-end kitty cat crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: stirring bonkers whorehouse

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Maniacal Crimson Stage

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Zombie-like piazza windowlicker

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Milky Cuck

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed home karate

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse half-breed

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: passionate scarlet masturbator telephone

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,#37915994)