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Sealclubber is so stupid it's actually unreal

How tf did that guy even find this message board There's ...
computer_smasher420
  03/15/26
He’s suggested that he’s a lawyer. There are lot...
midwit Texan kike
  03/15/26
he probably has connections in the legal field given that he...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
I'm gonna get shit for this, but there is absolutely no way ...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/16/26
He's Jewish as fuck dude. Even admitted it here before they ...
Buses
  03/16/26
Off-the-wall take. I don't think i've ever met a rabidly ne...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/16/26
that is a perfect way to describe him. and also that he went...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
He's a bizarre Texan jew who isn't a neocon, just a jew, not...
Buses
  03/16/26
he's straight up admitted being jewish before, and he never ...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
He would be the stupidest jew I've ever hear-- not met, mind...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/16/26
their average iq is 115 at the high end, which would mean ha...
:-P
  03/16/26
Yeah but I always imagine sealclubber maxxing out his intell...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/16/26
paraphrasing tbf (i think) here, but it's amazing he even fi...
:-P
  03/16/26
"why are there no pictures" he asks himself before...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
... Does he know there are other websites? I can imagine...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/16/26
And they hide their stupidest ones in tunnels to study the T...
Buses
  03/16/26
holy shit, zurich. going to an alt to create a crybaby threa...
sealclubber
  03/15/26
How did you even manage to become literate lol do you have o...
computer_smasher420
  03/15/26
Lmao at you thinking op must be me. Did you miss nearly ever...
midwit Texan kike
  03/15/26
funny how the faggot op you has only made one appearance i...
sealclubber
  03/15/26
...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  03/16/26
believe it or not, and hear me out on this one, there are mu...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
wahhhh wahhhh i care so much about you loser bigots. trust m...
sealclubber
  03/15/26
The poaster above is also me
midwit Texan kike
  03/15/26
shit try, zurich. too bad you got addicted to drugs, fucke...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
even assuming that's all true, at least he's not you
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/16/26
are you a girl?
sealclubber
  03/16/26
I make your yearly salary in maybe two months. LJL at you, y...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
hopefully your wife takes half of that and all of your child...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
well, you'd be arrogant too if you weren't stupid and poor
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
holy shit, you're a lame faggot. you strawman me to make you...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
What if Sealclubber turned out to be an M&A partner at S...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
what if zurich turned out to be a non-bigoted, non-drug addi...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
can you please stop calling me a bigot on this website? it's...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
He's 75th percentile IQ among Jews
Jared Baumeister
  03/15/26
he's bottom 1% for jews and bottom 0.0000000001% of society ...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/15/26
he's definitely a bottom
peeface
  03/15/26
...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/16/26
https://x.com/agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251?s=46
midwit Texan kike
  03/15/26
...
computer_smasher420
  03/15/26
...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  03/16/26
Anyone have that subthread speculating that he is, in fact, ...
lex
  03/16/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471233&mc=84...
:-P
  03/16/26
...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
...
lex
  03/16/26
searching for sealclubber is pretty hilarious https://xox...
Buses
  03/16/26
he's aggressively stupid. the most infuriating type of stupi...
:-P
  03/16/26
He has an extremely high burst IQ
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  03/16/26
...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
you'll never know how i react when you get me cornered. you'...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843335&mc=230&...
:-P
  03/16/26
holy shit. you point to a thread where you go non sequitur t...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
why is it a non-sequitur? are there no other countries that ...
:-P
  03/16/26
holy shit, you're stupid "they put a hit out on trump ...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
thats a lot of sperging and adhoms but nothing responsive. t...
:-P
  03/16/26
let's ignore that they put out a hit on him let's ignore th...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
you are correct. i am asking about one aspect of an argument...
:-P
  03/16/26
as is the case with spaceporn, i often go back and forth on ...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
his prose is really remarkable he formats poasts like thi...
:-P
  03/16/26
retard haikus, one might say. this one from ITT Mactually fl...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
he thinks faggot is such an edgy insult he uses it every...
:-P
  03/16/26
pretty sure he's called me zurich is faggot before or ...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
but you have had sexual relations with intact genetic mal...
:-P
  03/16/26
durr durrr i'm faggerattt. i'm a bigot durr durr
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
durr durr you just love muslims it's retarded to kneej...
:-P
  03/16/26
You two actually do sound like huge faggots rn. Probably ...
Buses
  03/16/26
(sealclubber alt)
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
i have had sex frequently with zurichs partner gar...
:-P
  03/16/26
...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
no, it's faggerattt, faggot. get it right
sealclubber
  03/16/26
shouldnt it be faggotatttt
:-P
  03/16/26
...
.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
  03/16/26
he has shit for brains
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  03/16/26
He's well-known as being among the stupidest people to have ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/16/26
i poasted this a few weeks ago, but he is a rarity in that i...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
especially considering he broadly aligns with prevailing xo ...
:-P
  03/16/26
you really never know when one of these threads is gonna pop...
computer_smasher420
  03/16/26
Ikr
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
you get faggeratttt and zurich the drug addicted whorefuckin...
sealclubber
  03/16/26
this is one of the smarter and more accurate things you've s...
:-P
  03/16/26
A specter haunts AutoAdmit's halls, Sealclubber, answering ...
Jared Baumeister
  03/16/26
you have now spent more time on me than i will ever on you
sealclubber
  03/16/26
This took 11 seconds. Want me to do another?
Jared Baumeister
  03/16/26
Yes
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
From tunnels deep, a voice ascends, “Holy shit, Zuric...
Jared Baumeister
  03/16/26
I sang this to myself to the tune of “Velvet Undergrou...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
A loser, a bigot, a whore-fucker too— That's Sealclub...
Jared Baumeister
  03/16/26
...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
He was CGM's libertarian minion for a while
cooked unc
  03/16/26
Lawman8 also thought he was brilliant
Buses
  03/16/26
...
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26
thread counts go up way past what they deserve
midwit Texan kike
  03/16/26


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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: computer_smasher420

How tf did that guy even find this message board

There's no way he was ever involved in law or law school right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746414)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

He’s suggested that he’s a lawyer. There are lots of legit dumbfucks in shitlaw. He’s likely one of them. If he was at a decent firm or gov agency he’d have said so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746616)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

he probably has connections in the legal field given that he looks like this: https://x.com/Agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746623)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

I'm gonna get shit for this, but there is absolutely no way sealclubber is jewish. Stereotypes like high ashkenazi IQ exist for a reason, and he would singlehandedly blow that up.

I always imagine him being unnaturally pale with a shaved head. Think like the Harkonnens from Dune, but with broad slavic features and the empty, stupid-yet-blue eyes of a Dumb Polack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748464)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Buses

He's Jewish as fuck dude. Even admitted it here before they starting genocide.

The best way to make sense of him is to realize he's a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748467)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Off-the-wall take. I don't think i've ever met a rabidly neocon woman.

This dude is like if Sean Hannity -- no, Mark Levin (Hannity too humorous) -- suffered brain damage and lost 43 IQ points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748483)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

that is a perfect way to describe him. and also that he went into a coma in 2003 and just woke up (maybe that's how he lost the 43 iq points).

you gotta hand it to him, he is roundly ridiculed on here - literally by everyone - and he just keeps coming back and aggressively arguing with people.

he's completely unable to read the room, too. he always calls me a "bigot" because i'm antisemitic. on xo, he calls me this. on one of the most antisemitic chatboards in the universe, he calls me a bigot as an insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748507)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Buses

He's a bizarre Texan jew who isn't a neocon, just a jew, not that they aren't all Jewish. Also likes shiner bock

Approach his posting for a week as if he were a woman. Interesting things happen in your brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748517)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

he's straight up admitted being jewish before, and he never denies it when called a jew.

he also gets really mad and calls people "bigot" for shitting on his people LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748482)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

He would be the stupidest jew I've ever hear-- not met, mind you: *heard of*.

That long hitler screed about how gradually he began to hate them would have come out totally different. Way shorter. "Jesus fucking christ what a goddamn retard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748495)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

their average iq is 115 at the high end, which would mean half are below that and a double digit % is below 100.

this is like saying al roker isn't black because he's short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748500)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Yeah but I always imagine sealclubber maxxing out his intellectual horsepower just to interact with his keyboard on a mechanical level.

The joke I always say is that if someone snuck into his house (studio apartment, group home, hostel, what have you) and rotated his keyboard 180 degrees (so the space bar is away from the user) we'd never hear from him ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748522)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

paraphrasing tbf (i think) here, but it's amazing he even finds value in poasting on a text only message bort for so long. you'd think there'd be a fairly high iq floor to even find this enjoyable. otoh, he is perpetually confused, humorless, and angry, so maybe this is true. but then why does he came here at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748551)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

"why are there no pictures" he asks himself before logging off and cracking the latest Bill O'Reilly history tome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748554)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

... Does he know there are other websites?

I can imagine him trying to venture out by single-finger hunt-and-pecking a new AOL Keyword into his MS Edge address bar and then getting frustrated and assuming xo is all there is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748575)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Buses

And they hide their stupidest ones in tunnels to study the Torah all day and leech off the welfare system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748532)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: sealclubber

holy shit, zurich. going to an alt to create a crybaby thread

you are a pathetic fuck. and a moronic bigot. great combo, loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746418)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: computer_smasher420

How did you even manage to become literate lol do you have one of those weird Jewish genetic diseases from Ashkenazi inbreeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746421)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

Lmao at you thinking op must be me. Did you miss nearly everyone here dubbing you are dumbest poaster for the last several years?

You’re remarkably stupid. Lean into it man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746610)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: sealclubber

funny how the faggot op

you

has only made one appearance in any thread tonight

the jews own you and your loser wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746883)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747793)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

believe it or not, and hear me out on this one, there are multiple people here who hate your guts you big-nosed demonic zionist piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746625)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: sealclubber

wahhhh wahhhh i care so much about you loser bigots. trust me, i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746882)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

The poaster above is also me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746977)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: sealclubber

shit try, zurich.

too bad you got addicted to drugs, fucked whores and made your wife into a pathetic bitch for taking you back. can't wait until your kids find out what a pathetic fuck their father is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747131)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

even assuming that's all true, at least he's not you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747137)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: sealclubber

are you a girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748442)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

I make your yearly salary in maybe two months. LJL at you, you semi-literate kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747341)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: sealclubber

hopefully your wife takes half of that and all of your children

what a pathetic loser you are. but hey you're arrogant! great combination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748441)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

well, you'd be arrogant too if you weren't stupid and poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748488)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: sealclubber

holy shit, you're a lame faggot. you strawman me to make yourself feel better? what a fucking loser. you know shit about me.

durr durr durr well you're stupid! wahhhh wahhhhh

we do know something about you. you a drug addict, a whore fucker, and a guy who did both while married and while having children. ultimate loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749040)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

What if Sealclubber turned out to be an M&A partner at Skadden?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749285)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: sealclubber

what if zurich turned out to be a non-bigoted, non-drug addicted, non-whore fucking, non-cheater?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749364)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

can you please stop calling me a bigot on this website? it's hurting my reputation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749425)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746596)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

He's 75th percentile IQ among Jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746605)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

he's bottom 1% for jews and bottom 0.0000000001% of society at large.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746631)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: peeface

he's definitely a bottom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746895)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747135)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

https://x.com/agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746654)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: computer_smasher420



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49746889)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747136)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: lex

Anyone have that subthread speculating that he is, in fact, a seal that was clubbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747160)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471233&mc=84&forum_id=2#47253809

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747339)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747345)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747433)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Buses

searching for sealclubber is pretty hilarious

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4824024&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747356)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

he's aggressively stupid. the most infuriating type of stupidity where someone starts calling you stupid when they get cornered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747395)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


He has an extremely high burst IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747401)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747551)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: sealclubber

you'll never know how i react when you get me cornered. you're a midwit who went to a ttt out of necessity, not choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748446)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843335&mc=230&forum_id=2#49746614

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748470)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: sealclubber

holy shit. you point to a thread where you go non sequitur to say you cornered me? unreal level of stupidity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749045)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

why is it a non-sequitur? are there no other countries that kill a bunch of arabs within their purported borders? and, if there are, is there a legitimate non-israel reason we dont declare war on them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749122)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: sealclubber

holy shit, you're stupid

"they put a hit out on trump first

they killed 30,000 people

why would you expect trump to put up with either action?

you're a simpleton, zurich. and a bitch."

faggeratttt, you read that and then started making really stupid projections and asinine assumptions. if you were in debate, you had a really shit teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749170)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

thats a lot of sperging and adhoms but nothing responsive. try answering the question. you're the one that made a claim it's a nonsequitur. explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749221)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: sealclubber

let's ignore that they put out a hit on him

let's ignore that we haven't declared war on them

let's ignore that they are supposedly closer than comfort to getting nukes

let's ignore that trump spent a lot of 2025 trying to stop countries from creating unnecessary deaths and was often successful

let's ignore that you start going off on the durr durr arabs durr durr

no, let's not ignore that last one. you're a stupid faggot who thinks that was cornering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749278)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

you are correct. i am asking about one aspect of an argument *YOU* made.

now, do you want to attempt to defend it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749332)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

as is the case with spaceporn, i often go back and forth on whether sealclubber is doing schtick or real. even though i know he must be real, it's hard to believe.

early 2000s retard national review neocon talking points, "edgy" moniker he's never changed despite being made fun of for it for years, is actually jewish, writes like a hs dropout (he called me "the biggest creator of Israel support on xo" bc of my antisemitism - that is a verbatim quote). it's really mind-boggling that someone this dimwitted, retarded and out of sync with xo made his way here. how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747552)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

his prose is really remarkable

he formats poasts like this

and uses phrases like

durr durr

he really thinks he's

super smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747667)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

retard haikus, one might say. this one from ITT Mactually flows like a jap poem a little bit:

funny how the faggot op

you

has only made one appearance in any thread tonight

the jews own you and your loser wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747790)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

he thinks faggot is such an edgy insult

he uses it everywhere

im gunnerfaggottttt and tbf is to be faggot

durr durr

almost as edgy as his moniker

sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747882)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

pretty sure he's

called me

zurich is faggot before or

zurich is gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747891)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

but you have had sexual relations with

intact genetic males

so at least that insult makes

sense

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747907)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

durr durrr

i'm faggerattt. i'm a bigot durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747910)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

durr durr

you just love muslims

it's retarded to kneejerk support something because of

identity

unless it's

jews

you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747916)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Buses

You two actually do sound like huge faggots rn.

Probably delete and retire imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747927)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

(sealclubber alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747932)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

i have had sex

frequently

with zurichs partner

gary

so this is not wholly inaccurate

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747935)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748513)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: sealclubber

no, it's faggerattt, faggot. get it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748448)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

shouldnt it be faggotatttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749144)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749301)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

he has shit for brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49747797)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

He's well-known as being among the stupidest people to have ever posted here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748520)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

i poasted this a few weeks ago, but he is a rarity in that i think there's unanimity among poasters that sealclubber is THE dumbest poaster here. not "one of," THE dumbest.

remarkable to get that many divergent minds to agree on something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748535)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

especially considering he broadly aligns with prevailing xo opinions (outside of israel dickriding). so you can't even blame his reputation on people calling him stupid because they disagree with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748564)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: computer_smasher420

you really never know when one of these threads is gonna pop off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748607)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

Ikr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49748619)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: sealclubber

you get faggeratttt and zurich the drug addicted whorefucking loser and thread counts go up way past what they deserve



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749057)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

this is one of the smarter and more accurate things you've said. however, not applicable here, as your stupidity has been causing random 100+ threads for a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749114)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

A specter haunts AutoAdmit's halls,

Sealclubber, answering every call.

Dubbed stupid, dim, a digital blight,

He argues on, with all his might.

From Texas born, or so they say,

A Jewish voice in a peculiar way.

Some claim a coma, a mind askew,

Lost decades back, with little to pursue.

"Faggot!" he cries, a tired refrain,

While Zurich's name evokes his pain.

He boasts of wealth, a fleeting guise,

And lashes out with bitter lies.

They speak of IQ, low and strained,

A mind that's fractured, poorly maintained.

A haiku penned in digital dust,

A baffling soul, in whom no one trusts.

Is it a schtick, a long-held game?

Or genuine madness, fueling the flame?

He posts and rages, a singular plea,

Lost in the void for all to see.

Though mocked and scorned, he still persists,

A digital phantom, in online mists.

Sealclubber's legend, strange and true,

The stupidest poster, for me and you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749164)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: sealclubber

you have now spent more time on me than i will ever on you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749175)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

This took 11 seconds. Want me to do another?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749180)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749296)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

From tunnels deep, a voice ascends,

“Holy shit, Zurich!” – the rant never ends.

Sealclubber posts, a furious tide,

“You are a pathetic fuck,” his venomous pride.

He claims a law degree, a lawyer’s grace,

But posts like this reveal an empty space.

“I make your yearly salary,” a boast so grand,

While logic crumbles, slipping through his hand.

“He's Jewish as fuck,” the whispers fly,

Though he admits it, with a defiant cry.

“He’s straight up admitted,” one poster decreed,

“A bizarre Texan Jew, fulfilling a need…to annoy, indeed.”

“Durr durr,” he types, a haiku of dread,

“You just love Muslims,” the words are spread.

He calls you "bigot,” a label so worn,

While his own views are twisted and torn.

They say he’s lost IQ, a mind decayed,

“He's bottom 1%," a judgment made.

“He formats his posts like broken code,”

A rambling mess on this digital road.

“A coma in 2003?” the rumors swirl,

“Awakened now, a lost, confused world.”

“He's well-known as being among the stupidest,” they claim,

A unanimous verdict, fueling the flame.

“What if Sealclubber was an M&A partner?” a thought takes flight,

But quickly dismissed, lost in the night.

He hides behind insults, a fruitless plea,

"Zurich is faggot!" for all to see.

“He thinks ‘faggot’ is edgy," a mocking refrain,

“A tireless poster, driving us insane.”

A specter haunts, a digital ghost,

Sealclubber rages, utterly lost.

His prose is “remarkable,” in a twisted way,

A chaotic storm, day after day.

One verse summarizes, blunt and true:

“Sealclubber’s legend…the stupidest, for me and you.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749362)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

I sang this to myself to the tune of “Velvet Underground” by Jonathan Richman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749292)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

A loser, a bigot, a whore-fucker too—

That's Sealclubber’s greeting aimed straight at you.

He calls you drug-addled, and wife-forsaken,

Then claims you’re the one completely mistaken!

“Zurich!” he bellows, a furious cry,

While quoting O'Reilly as the hours fly.

He's bottom percentile, a dimwitted case,

A forgotten mind in a digital space.

Is he real, a troll, or just deeply absurd?

His logic scrambled, rarely a coherent word.

He formats his posts like broken code,

A rambling mess on this digital road.

“Faggerattt!” he shouts, a mantra so bold,

A verbal weapon, centuries old.

He'll disagree with everything you claim,

Then call you a bigot, fueling the flame.

So easy to write, a verse takes flight,

About Sealclubber, day and night.

He’s endlessly baffling, infuriatingly free,

A bottom-tier poster, for all to see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749186)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749294)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: cooked unc

He was CGM's libertarian minion for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749288)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Buses

Lawman8 also thought he was brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749322)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749347)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))

thread counts go up way past what they deserve



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2,#49749324)