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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
ivory partner
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
ruby deer antler
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Stimulating giraffe
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
ivory partner
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Wild bistre feces
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
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  04/28/26
...
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Seems so
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...
fighting bronze station
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Comical stain
  05/06/26
...
Beta aromatic queen of the night stage
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Rusted reading party brunch
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
motley point quadroon
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Beta aromatic queen of the night stage
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Vibrant deep regret
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
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  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Infuriating Legend Casino
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You just noticed?
multi-colored green knife
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
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  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Mind-boggling geriatric home
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
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the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
ivory partner
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
slippery razzle-dazzle rehab
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
red rambunctious pit striped hyena
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Contagious amethyst business firm fat ankles
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Mind-boggling geriatric home
  04/29/26
Alpha.
jade laser beams forum
  04/29/26
Is this real?
big-titted startled heaven
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
multi-colored green knife
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
embarrassed to the bone circlehead
  04/30/26
U drunk?
multi-colored green knife
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
embarrassed to the bone circlehead
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
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Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
fighting bronze station
  04/30/26
...
fighting bronze station
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
Mind-boggling geriatric home
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
ivory partner
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
ivory partner
  05/02/26
Majestic
Mind-boggling geriatric home
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
multi-colored green knife
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
slippery razzle-dazzle rehab
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
slippery razzle-dazzle rehab
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
ivory partner
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
Mind-boggling geriatric home
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
ruby deer antler
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
Mind-boggling geriatric home
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
slippery razzle-dazzle rehab
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
ruby deer antler
  05/04/26
...
slippery razzle-dazzle rehab
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
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...
jade laser beams forum
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
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  05/06/26
^^the author
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...
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  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
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  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: ivory partner

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: ruby deer antler

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Stimulating giraffe

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: ivory partner

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Wild bistre feces

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: gold national security agency black woman

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Infuriating Legend Casino



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: multi-colored green knife

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: fighting bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Comical stain

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Beta aromatic queen of the night stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Rusted reading party brunch

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: motley point quadroon

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Beta aromatic queen of the night stage

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Vibrant deep regret

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Infuriating Legend Casino

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: multi-colored green knife

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Infuriating Legend Casino

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: ivory partner

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: red rambunctious pit striped hyena

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Contagious amethyst business firm fat ankles

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: jade laser beams forum

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: big-titted startled heaven

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: multi-colored green knife

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone circlehead

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: multi-colored green knife

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone circlehead

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Infuriating Legend Casino

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: fighting bronze station

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: fighting bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: ivory partner

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: ivory partner

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: multi-colored green knife

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: ivory partner

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: ruby deer antler

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: ruby deer antler

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: slippery razzle-dazzle rehab

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: jade laser beams forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Beta aromatic queen of the night stage

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling geriatric home

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Beta aromatic queen of the night stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: ruby deer antler

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Soggy electric school clown

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871448)