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Rate my chances with this chick who works for me

She’s a clone of a 19 year old Alison Angel. Claims to...
346
  05/28/26
given your last sentence, you have 0 chance
butt cutlets and poo poo sauce
  05/28/26
Wrong. She let me massage her inner thigh for 300.
346
  05/28/26
Just bring $1,000 in hard cash and lay it on the table.
Richard Ames
  05/28/26
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Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy
  05/29/26
you're already In
Only insane guy in the room
  05/28/26
She’s not a scumette and you’re not working in r...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  05/29/26
Tell her you have a big house in the south fork
Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy
  05/29/26


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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: 346

She’s a clone of a 19 year old Alison Angel. Claims to be lesbian. Had a fall out with her sorority so I hired her as a college senior before she finished college even though I wanted her to start in September but she’s hot.

We got drunk last night and I jokingly told her I’d pay her $5k to bang her. Then she got all offended so I said ok ok $700 to just watch you masturbate. Then she burst out laughing and said no. Texted me this morning some skirt she was gonna wear to the office.

She’s 21 and I’m 40. Still have all my hair. She comes in the office and fixes my shirt and plays with my hair. Problem is she’s 5’8 and I’m 5’9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49905019)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: butt cutlets and poo poo sauce ((zurich is stained))

given your last sentence, you have 0 chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49905020)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: 346

Wrong. She let me massage her inner thigh for 300.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49906014)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Just bring $1,000 in hard cash and lay it on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49905034)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49906708)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Only insane guy in the room

you're already In

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49905067)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

She’s not a scumette and you’re not working in restaurants/hospitality. This is a bad idea all around.

That said, 100% chance you can make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49906511)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy

Tell her you have a big house in the south fork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2,#49906707)