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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
turquoise wonderful parlour
  07/03/15
God dammit.
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
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bat shit crazy mother school cafeteria
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
ebony boyish theater potus
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
green floppy temple mental disorder
  01/29/16
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disrespectful double fault garrison
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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Mint Idiotic Stage
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Angry bespoke step-uncle's house
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
translucent bateful sanctuary
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
dull trust fund becky
  07/03/15
Rude
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
dead lavender gunner home
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
adventurous chartreuse faggot firefighter
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
adventurous chartreuse faggot firefighter
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Flickering point regret
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Histrionic state
  07/03/15
lol
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
territorial medicated gay wizard
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
charcoal coldplay fan range
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Up-to-no-good Jewess Whorehouse
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
ebony boyish theater potus
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
translucent bateful sanctuary
  07/03/15
180
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
tan doctorate
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
cerebral police squad
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
adventurous chartreuse faggot firefighter
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
balding blathering theater stage
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
stirring area gaping
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Exciting sadistic center place of business
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Ocher indian lodge
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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french messiness sandwich
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Topaz electric furnace church
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
green floppy temple mental disorder
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
impertinent fortuitous meteor
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
green floppy temple mental disorder
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Long story, bro.
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: turquoise wonderful parlour

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mother school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: ebony boyish theater potus

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: green floppy temple mental disorder

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: disrespectful double fault garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Angry bespoke step-uncle's house

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: mustard wagecucks orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: chrome multi-billionaire

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: avocado legend quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Mint Idiotic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Angry bespoke step-uncle's house

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: translucent bateful sanctuary

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: dull trust fund becky

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: dead lavender gunner home

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: adventurous chartreuse faggot firefighter

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: adventurous chartreuse faggot firefighter

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Flickering point regret

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Histrionic state

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: territorial medicated gay wizard

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: charcoal coldplay fan range

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Jewess Whorehouse

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: ebony boyish theater potus

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: translucent bateful sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: tan doctorate

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: cerebral police squad

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: adventurous chartreuse faggot firefighter

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: balding blathering theater stage

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: stirring area gaping

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Exciting sadistic center place of business

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Ocher indian lodge

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Pink Passionate Market Candlestick Maker

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: shimmering boistinker

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Opaque Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: french messiness sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Topaz electric furnace church

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: green floppy temple mental disorder

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: green floppy temple mental disorder

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Diverse Turdskin Shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: domesticated razzle-dazzle sound barrier sweet tailpipe

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: domesticated razzle-dazzle sound barrier sweet tailpipe

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Crawly giraffe native

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: transparent irradiated locus legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: impertinent fortuitous meteor

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: bright site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre immigrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: bright site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: amethyst haunting principal's office community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#49800158)