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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Slate Mental Disorder Doctorate ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Impertinent Base "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: mind-boggling wild ratface nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: odious party of the first part temple My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Impertinent Base LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Talking idiot associate "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Impertinent Base 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: navy bespoke newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Impertinent Base !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Impertinent Base LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Talking idiot associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Impertinent Base !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Histrionic pozpig I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Impertinent Base This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Histrionic pozpig our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Impertinent Base Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: vengeful jet step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: hateful light senate filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: bisexual cerise location aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Impertinent Base Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Racy Marketing Idea Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Impertinent Base 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Stirring volcanic crater Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Impertinent Base ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: glittery gas station knife Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Racy Marketing Idea Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: spectacular garnet faggot firefighter orchestra pit It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Impertinent Base This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Impertinent Base As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: mind-boggling wild ratface nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: big hilarious headpube [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Impertinent Base 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: spectacular garnet faggot firefighter orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: spectacular garnet faggot firefighter orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: greedy crackhouse pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Cocky sinister pit *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Impertinent Base Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Cocky sinister pit *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Impertinent Base On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Cocky sinister pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Impertinent Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Impertinent Base I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Cocky sinister pit o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Impertinent Base <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639794) |