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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Ruby low-t idea he suggested
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Ruby low-t idea he suggested
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Ruby low-t idea he suggested
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Ruby low-t idea he suggested
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Ruby low-t idea he suggested
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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green hall
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Aggressive Orchestra Pit Coffee Pot
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station
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House-broken depressive
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
green hall
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Alcoholic point
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Exhilarant Whorehouse
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
fighting lime french chef
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Exhilarant Whorehouse
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Aggressive Orchestra Pit Coffee Pot
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
green hall
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Insane Ocher Church Building Boistinker
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Excitant magical quadroon tank
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
navy sneaky criminal
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
Mustard stimulating coldplay fan
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
heady abode
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945345)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Ruby low-t idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating coldplay fan

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: green hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: chocolate laser beams lay

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: 180 geriatric gaping area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cyan milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: fighting lime french chef

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Orchestra Pit Coffee Pot

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: House-broken depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: green hall

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Provocative Faggot Firefighter Gas Station

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Mewling chapel voyeur

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: amber razzmatazz love of her life

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic point

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: fighting lime french chef

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: twinkling outnumbered keepsake machete

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Orchestra Pit Coffee Pot

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating coldplay fan

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: heady abode

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Diverse Avocado Forum Regret

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: green hall

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Insane Ocher Church Building Boistinker

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Excitant magical quadroon tank

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: navy sneaky criminal

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Excitant magical quadroon tank

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: navy sneaky criminal

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Metal carmine business firm

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Excitant magical quadroon tank

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Talking meetinghouse

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating coldplay fan

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: heady abode

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hospital clown

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hospital clown

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hospital clown

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: primrose galvanic rigor

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Motley home

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hospital clown

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Smoky foreskin boiling water

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Violet Office

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic ticket booth knife

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: fighting lime french chef

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: green hall

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: anal stage

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899877)