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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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Hairless Big Sandwich
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
lilac floppy haunted graveyard
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
Hairless Big Sandwich
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
lilac floppy haunted graveyard
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
Hairless Big Sandwich
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
lilac floppy haunted graveyard
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
Hairless Big Sandwich
  12/15/25
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Razzle azure idiot boistinker
  12/15/25
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flushed azn
  12/20/25
onlyfans/podcaster
galvanic cruise ship ratface
  12/15/25
Unnnnngh
180 slap-happy stage
  12/15/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
Unholy death wish
  12/15/25
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Hairless Big Sandwich
  12/15/25
JFC
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  12/15/25
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  12/15/25
Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
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  12/15/25
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Hairless Big Sandwich
  12/20/25
Phenotype Freaks
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  12/20/25
The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
hilarious appetizing crackhouse
  12/21/25
Imagine the smell.
Lascivious Claret Trailer Park Fat Ankles
  12/20/25
Only fans obviously
Pungent blue nowag shrine
  12/20/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Hairless Big Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510436)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: lilac floppy haunted graveyard

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Hairless Big Sandwich

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: lilac floppy haunted graveyard

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Hairless Big Sandwich

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: lilac floppy haunted graveyard

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Hairless Big Sandwich

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Razzle azure idiot boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49511512)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: flushed azn



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: galvanic cruise ship ratface

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: 180 slap-happy stage

Unnnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510460)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Unholy death wish

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_weasel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510509)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Hairless Big Sandwich

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3y ago

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510524)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: salmon marketing idea mental disorder

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: hilarious appetizing crackhouse

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pistol

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairless Big Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49526619)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: salmon marketing idea mental disorder

Phenotype Freaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49526740)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: hilarious appetizing crackhouse

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49528406)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Claret Trailer Park Fat Ankles

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Pungent blue nowag shrine

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2,#49526674)