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Flirted all night with hot chick at the bar & she got stolen from me
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 06/16/26 |
| screen inhabitor | 06/16/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 06/16/26 |
| Consuela | 06/16/26 |
| watermelon felon | 06/16/26 |
| Judas Jones | 06/16/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 06/16/26 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 06/16/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 06/16/26 |
| Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime | 06/16/26 |
| Emperor Dwayne Johnson III?s Furious Haka Face | 06/16/26 |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Out at the Home Bar in Bigfork, Montana. Really underrated place on Flathead Lake which many are calling the American Riviera. Flirting with this absolutely stunning chick all night, buying her drinks, she's touchy feely, laughing at all my hilarious 180 xo jokes, sitting on my lap, etc.
Toward the end of the night this guy in a 3 piece suit comes and sits next to us, introduces himself to her. Tells her he just bought a huge vacation house on the lake. He says to her "I just banked the SpaceX IPO and I have more money than God himself. I'll never have to work again. You know that cash register noise that goes cha-ching? Imagine hearing that with each powerful thrust of me going into you. Don't go home with this quarter-zip loser. Mr. casual Friday over here." He then got 3 sets of car keys out of his pocket and dropped them on the bar. A Ferrari, a Lamborghini, and an Audi. He said "you can choose our ride".
I could see I had lost her and I just walked away. Whole night wasted. |
Date: June 16th, 2026 10:04 AM Author: screen inhabitor Quarter zip wifeguy loser tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941890) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49942065) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Consuela There was a two and a half men episode similar to this, Alan has a first date stolen right out from under him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941892) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:11 AM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941893) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: Judas Jones You should pitch this to Audi as their next commercial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941899) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: gay of hormuz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941903) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941906) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49942356) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime the "three key: trick. have heard about this one but never seen it in the wild. crazy stuff and impossible to defend against. you almost need to go full dancing monkey frame to distract her attention away, but im not sure what comes next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2,#49941908) |