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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: house-broken corner Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Spectacular School This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: house-broken corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: seedy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: stirring fishy orchestra pit I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: blathering outnumbered field son of senegal if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: startled kitchen halford yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Low-t mad-dog skullcap Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Arousing Aquamarine Sneaky Criminal Newt Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Low-t mad-dog skullcap Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: stirring fishy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: house-broken corner boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Arousing Aquamarine Sneaky Criminal Newt Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: lascivious stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: house-broken corner fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: startled kitchen halford delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: gaped piazza poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: house-broken corner poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: house-broken corner I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Emerald Step-uncle's House I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: startled kitchen halford dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: blathering outnumbered field son of senegal lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: startled kitchen halford oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: stirring fishy orchestra pit He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac stead pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: house-broken corner I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Amber misanthropic locus hominid I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Pontificating temple great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: razzmatazz cocky business firm circlehead Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: twinkling multi-colored tattoo gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: self-centered police squad Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Umber Violent Rigor Mood I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: gaped piazza Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: twinkling multi-colored tattoo gas station no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: gaped piazza who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: beady-eyed pistol trust fund He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: gaped piazza there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: house-broken corner he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: beady-eyed pistol trust fund You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: gaped piazza So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: twinkling multi-colored tattoo gas station i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: house-broken corner he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Tripping boyish forum partner He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: beady-eyed pistol trust fund No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Pontificating temple this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: house-broken corner summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Tripping boyish forum partner You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: house-broken corner I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Idiotic White Base So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: house-broken corner I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac stead the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: startled kitchen halford he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: learning disabled church building He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: beta stage Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Mind-boggling theatre dog poop who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Umber Violent Rigor Mood I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: twinkling multi-colored tattoo gas station really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: house-broken corner Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Excitant useless trump supporter property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Pontificating temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Vibrant frum skinny woman station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Tantric chocolate whorehouse Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: charismatic infuriating hospital twinkling uncleanness Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Tantric chocolate whorehouse He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: house-broken corner I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: submissive black parlor crotch Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Diverse lay in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: bearded yellow point gay wizard he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Diverse lay sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: self-centered police squad Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: charismatic infuriating hospital twinkling uncleanness a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: learning disabled church building thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Razzle house potus how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: glittery at-the-ready brethren 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: twinkling multi-colored tattoo gas station she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: walnut ratface area Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Pontificating temple slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: walnut ratface area Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: twinkling multi-colored tattoo gas station You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: walnut ratface area Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: gaped piazza Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: glittery at-the-ready brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Tripping boyish forum partner She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: glittery at-the-ready brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: glittery at-the-ready brethren ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: walnut ratface area If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac stead oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Red razzle-dazzle locale rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: startled kitchen halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: well-lubricated insanely creepy pisswyrm once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: dashing garrison dysfunction I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: self-centered police squad Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: house-broken corner That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: house-broken corner Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: ruddy exhilarant turdskin NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521756) |