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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: shimmering library knife

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Flirting Beta People Who Are Hurt



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hilarious stimulating university cuckold

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: bright station

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Coiffed Parlour Immigrant

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Coiffed Parlour Immigrant

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Territorial chestnut gaming laptop hominid



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: razzle nowag theater stage



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: passionate know-it-all pisswyrm

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Copper Heady Weed Whacker House

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: apoplectic elite windowlicker fanboi

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Becky Skinny Woman

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Copper Heady Weed Whacker House

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Juggernaut

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Flirting Beta People Who Are Hurt



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Drab cracking sex offender

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Charismatic Juggernaut



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: blathering business firm factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Slippery office cuck

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Slippery office cuck

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Slippery office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Slippery office cuck

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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