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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Carmine alpha
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Carmine alpha
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Carmine alpha
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Carmine alpha
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Carmine alpha
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Carmine alpha
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Carmine alpha
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Carmine alpha
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Carmine alpha
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Violet rehab tattoo
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
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Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig
  05/22/26
His moniker?
orange genital piercing
  05/22/26
Colt
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
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Charismatic Piazza Knife
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Brilliant hell jewess
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Swollen massive public bath cuck
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slap-happy coiffed plaza faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
slippery irate mother kitty cat
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Flushed Sickened Address Immigrant
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Charismatic Piazza Knife
  05/22/26
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Narrow-minded native
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Charismatic Piazza Knife
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Charismatic Piazza Knife
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
anal shitlib
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Trip gaping
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Fuchsia fanboi digit ratio
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Swollen massive public bath cuck
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
slippery irate mother kitty cat
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Gold zippy base gunner
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Swollen massive public bath cuck
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Flushed Sickened Address Immigrant
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Violet rehab tattoo
  05/22/26
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Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
know-it-all home candlestick maker
  05/23/26
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Hideous Spot
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Hideous Spot
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Slimy Crackhouse Mental Disorder
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig
  05/24/26
mods
Pink round eye
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Snowy scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Plum quadroon clown
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Snowy scourge upon the earth
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Plum quadroon clown
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
aphrodisiac iridescent chad
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Snowy scourge upon the earth
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Multi-colored menage
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
lol
Violet rehab tattoo
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
know-it-all home candlestick maker
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
thriller smoky elastic band gas station
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Hideous Spot
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
thriller smoky elastic band gas station
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Link?
Hideous Spot
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
thriller smoky elastic band gas station
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Twisted rose temple idea he suggested
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Hideous Spot
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Hideous Spot
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Hideous Spot
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Hideous Spot
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
learning disabled frozen stead
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They have a pretty sick IG
Hideous Spot
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
thriller smoky elastic band gas station
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Vigorous Yellow Parlor Headpube
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Jet fragrant deer antler
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Overrated regret
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Hideous Spot
  05/24/26
AI
slippery irate mother kitty cat
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
sticky skinny woman hall
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Carmine alpha

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Carmine alpha

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50059489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Carmine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Violet rehab tattoo

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: orange genital piercing

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Brilliant hell jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swollen massive public bath cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: slap-happy coiffed plaza faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: slippery irate mother kitty cat

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Flushed Sickened Address Immigrant

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza Knife

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza Knife

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Piazza Knife

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: anal shitlib

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Trip gaping

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia fanboi digit ratio

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swollen massive public bath cuck

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: slippery irate mother kitty cat

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Gold zippy base gunner

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Swollen massive public bath cuck

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Flushed Sickened Address Immigrant

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Violet rehab tattoo

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Hideous Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: know-it-all home candlestick maker

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Hideous Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Slimy Crackhouse Mental Disorder

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Pink round eye

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Snowy scourge upon the earth

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Plum quadroon clown

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Snowy scourge upon the earth

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Plum quadroon clown

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac iridescent chad

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Snowy scourge upon the earth

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored menage

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Violet rehab tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: know-it-all home candlestick maker

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: thriller smoky elastic band gas station

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: thriller smoky elastic band gas station

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Hideous Spot

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: thriller smoky elastic band gas station

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Twisted rose temple idea he suggested

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Hideous Spot

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: learning disabled frozen stead

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: thriller smoky elastic band gas station

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Yellow Parlor Headpube

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Jet fragrant deer antler

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Overrated regret

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Hideous Spot

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: slippery irate mother kitty cat

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Bateful Grizzly Locale Pozpig

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: sticky skinny woman hall

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899877)