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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Burgundy Violent Old Irish Cottage Psychic
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Rebellious seedy office

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Rebellious seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rambunctious address cuckold

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Burgundy Violent Old Irish Cottage Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: nubile karate

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruby nursing home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: fluffy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: elite onyx shrine

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Silver library death wish

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza boiling water

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hilarious background story antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza boiling water

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Burgundy Violent Old Irish Cottage Psychic

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza boiling water

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Galvanic dog poop

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: heady tanning salon

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Useless hairless french chef

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all base

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: elite onyx shrine

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Flushed hell

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all base

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Silver library death wish

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: rambunctious address cuckold

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Snowy boistinker lay

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Dead hunting ground affirmative action

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Violent Old Irish Cottage Psychic

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Startling vibrant prole roast beef

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like yarmulke tank

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Boyish coiffed church kitty

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like yarmulke tank

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Boyish coiffed church kitty

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: abusive clown

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Zombie-like yarmulke tank

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage wagecucks

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: rambunctious address cuckold

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Snowy boistinker lay

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Purple site digit ratio

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Purple site digit ratio

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Purple site digit ratio

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: translucent laser beams half-breed

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: carnelian goal in life

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Purple site digit ratio

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: contagious school

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: dark big-titted roommate

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Abnormal lascivious pocket flask organic girlfriend

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Glittery low-t mad cow disease locale

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: elite onyx shrine

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Burgundy Violent Old Irish Cottage Psychic

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: mischievous box office fat ankles

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

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