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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Dashing home
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Dashing home
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Dashing home
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Dashing home
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Dashing home
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Dashing home
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Dashing home
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Dashing home
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Dashing home
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
demanding goyim
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
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vermilion shrine roast beef
  05/22/26
His moniker?
walnut coffee pot trump supporter
  05/22/26
Colt
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
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Infuriating metal address circlehead
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House-broken multi-colored locale incel
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High-end Mind-boggling Knife Cruise Ship
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Tan Stirring Queen Of The Night Crotch
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Maroon weed whacker
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
carmine know-it-all ticket booth
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Infuriating metal address circlehead
  05/22/26
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wonderful point
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Infuriating metal address circlehead
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
vermilion shrine roast beef
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Infuriating metal address circlehead
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
blue passionate pit trust fund
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Buff sanctuary roommate
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Soul-stirring Wrinkle Athletic Conference
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
High-end Mind-boggling Knife Cruise Ship
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Maroon weed whacker
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
heady school cafeteria boistinker
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
High-end Mind-boggling Knife Cruise Ship
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
carmine know-it-all ticket booth
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
demanding goyim
  05/22/26
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Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
federal adventurous theater
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Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
hideous chocolate set candlestick maker
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
vermilion shrine roast beef
  05/24/26
mods
hairraiser legend
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Vigorous senate water buffalo
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Marvelous bistre principal's office
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Vigorous senate water buffalo
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Amazing 🐶
Marvelous bistre principal's office
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
excitant range elastic band
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Vigorous senate water buffalo
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Comical plum dilemma mental disorder
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
lol
demanding goyim
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
federal adventurous theater
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Cocky curious spot
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Cocky curious spot
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Link?
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Cocky curious spot
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
ruddy bull headed lodge
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
bat-shit-crazy up-to-no-good jewess
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Cocky curious spot
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
big smoky stag film telephone
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Killself seems appropriate
supple snowy church pocket flask
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fragrant Forum
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Insane coral plaza toaster
  05/24/26
AI
Maroon weed whacker
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
vermilion shrine roast beef
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
opaque startled mad cow disease
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
  08/12/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Dashing home

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Dashing home

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Dashing home

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Dashing home

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Dashing home

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Dashing home

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Dashing home

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Dashing home

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Dashing home

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Dashing home

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: demanding goyim

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: vermilion shrine roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: walnut coffee pot trump supporter

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Infuriating metal address circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: House-broken multi-colored locale incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: High-end Mind-boggling Knife Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Tan Stirring Queen Of The Night Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Maroon weed whacker

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: carmine know-it-all ticket booth

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Infuriating metal address circlehead

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: wonderful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Infuriating metal address circlehead

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: vermilion shrine roast beef

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Infuriating metal address circlehead

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: blue passionate pit trust fund

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Buff sanctuary roommate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Wrinkle Athletic Conference

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: High-end Mind-boggling Knife Cruise Ship

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Maroon weed whacker

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria boistinker

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: High-end Mind-boggling Knife Cruise Ship

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: carmine know-it-all ticket booth

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: demanding goyim

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: federal adventurous theater

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: hideous chocolate set candlestick maker

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: vermilion shrine roast beef

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: hairraiser legend

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Vigorous senate water buffalo

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Marvelous bistre principal's office

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Vigorous senate water buffalo

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Marvelous bistre principal's office

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: excitant range elastic band

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Vigorous senate water buffalo

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Comical plum dilemma mental disorder

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: demanding goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: federal adventurous theater

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Cocky curious spot

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Cocky curious spot

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Cocky curious spot

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ruddy bull headed lodge

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy up-to-no-good jewess

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cocky curious spot

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: big smoky stag film telephone

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: supple snowy church pocket flask

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Forum

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Insane coral plaza toaster

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Maroon weed whacker

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: vermilion shrine roast beef

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: opaque startled mad cow disease

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,#50062678)