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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Crystalline diverse boistinker resort
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Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
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WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
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French Irradiated Principal's Office
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Jesus
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literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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crying
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  06/25/12
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French Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
French Irradiated Principal's Office
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Crimson telephone jewess
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/02/12
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Laughsome Clown
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
French Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/25/12
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Stimulating address mad cow disease
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
French Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
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first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  06/25/12
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how does he do it?
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Laughsome Clown
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Sooty lay faggotry
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
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consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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Laughsome Clown
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"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
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  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring iridescent school cafeteria

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Dashing church building filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Crimson telephone jewess

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: French Irradiated Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete Site

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Impressive dopamine plaza

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Umber contagious menage background story

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: costumed hateful coffee pot

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: onyx cracking lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: violent circlehead

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Trip khaki stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Metal kink-friendly cumskin mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: vibrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Ruddy Abusive Abode Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Ruddy Abusive Abode Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: mischievous pontificating depressive stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Haunting nibblets



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: electric sable pisswyrm

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: French Irradiated Principal's Office

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: French Irradiated Principal's Office

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Crimson telephone jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Glittery Coiffed Hissy Fit

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Chest-beating mewling spot ladyboy

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: appetizing ungodly bawdyhouse

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: French Irradiated Principal's Office

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Stimulating address mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: French Irradiated Principal's Office

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Bright bearded theater crotch

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Unhinged outnumbered temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling dragon regret

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Sooty lay faggotry

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Black state personal credit line

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: lascivious piazza wagecucks

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: duck-like range rigpig

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: lime well-lubricated gaping

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Umber contagious menage background story

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Aromatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Dull high-end location pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: lime well-lubricated gaping

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Copper talking area pistol

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: big pea-brained locus milk

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Aromatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: ocher volcanic crater

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Aromatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse boistinker resort

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: onyx cracking lodge

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: onyx cracking lodge

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Bright bearded theater crotch

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: onyx cracking lodge

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Trip khaki stage scourge upon the earth

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Bright bearded theater crotch

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: azure blathering nursing home

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Clown

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: silver curious goal in life persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Tan Private Investor

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Trip khaki stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Racy Church Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Frozen slippery degenerate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Frozen slippery degenerate sanctuary

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: topaz round eye athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest crackhouse

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Copper talking area pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: frisky olive quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Bisexual Rehab Idiot

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Salmon spectacular fortuitous meteor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: cobalt disrespectful alpha famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: bistre fiercely-loyal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Chrome cruise ship

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: idiotic excitant ceo

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: frisky olive quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Copper talking area pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: frisky olive quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: lascivious piazza wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: heady point

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted 180 toilet seat

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: canary shaky parlor tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: lascivious piazza wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Greedy Sick Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: stirring rambunctious corn cake associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: know-it-all theater stage

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Crusty supple laser beams



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Sticky Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Haunting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Shimmering odious affirmative action



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: demanding nighttime sound barrier business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#49964828)