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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Electric field nibblets | 10/09/12 |
| Electric field nibblets | 10/09/12 |
| Electric field nibblets | 10/10/12 |
| Exhilarant mint scourge upon the earth chapel | 10/10/12 |
| Talented olive mother public bath | 10/10/12 |
| rambunctious dilemma | 10/10/12 |
| domesticated comical idiot | 10/10/12 |
| iridescent plaza potus | 10/10/12 |
| domesticated comical idiot | 10/10/12 |
| provocative filthpig native | 10/10/12 |
| Jet hateful private investor | 05/15/23 |
| Electric field nibblets | 10/10/12 |
| laughsome base feces | 10/10/12 |
| excitant flirting foreskin | 10/10/12 |
| Sable curious hunting ground | 10/29/12 |
| Dashing dun brunch | 05/14/23 |
| vigorous blood rage | 10/29/12 |
| white vibrant idea he suggested | 10/29/12 |
| embarrassed to the bone knife community account | 05/15/23 |
| soul-stirring national | 05/15/23 |
| Garnet theater | 05/15/23 |
| alcoholic jet-lagged fortuitous meteor yarmulke | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Electric field nibblets http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Electric field nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Electric field nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Exhilarant mint scourge upon the earth chapel lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Talented olive mother public bath What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: rambunctious dilemma http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: domesticated comical idiot dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: iridescent plaza potus Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: domesticated comical idiot cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: provocative filthpig native "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Jet hateful private investor It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Electric field nibblets Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: laughsome base feces tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: excitant flirting foreskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Sable curious hunting ground awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Dashing dun brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: vigorous blood rage these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: white vibrant idea he suggested Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone knife community account 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: soul-stirring national You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Garnet theater lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: alcoholic jet-lagged fortuitous meteor yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#49639607) |