ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude.
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Date: May 21st, 2013 1:36 PM Author: Flushed Talented Native Multi-billionaire
i literally lol'd
best part is seeing the chill otter bro turn himself into a sled to go down hills and skate along the ice like a boss while the beaver biglaw dood is gigngerly stepping onto the ice and barely standing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&forum_id=2,#23242287) |
Date: May 24th, 2013 9:59 AM Author: Flushed Talented Native Multi-billionaire
beavers: LITERALLY fighting over a twig for sustenance
otters: eating a diet high in fish and rich in omega 3 fatty acids, insuring that they maintain a glossy coat all winter long.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&forum_id=2,#23260800) |
Date: October 21st, 2013 9:09 PM Author: Heady indian lodge deer antler
NM
Otter is a BRO
but a gynecologist
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&forum_id=2,#24281220) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 9:44 AM Author: Flushed Talented Native Multi-billionaire
that otter looks wily as fuck though. beavers need a big ass lodge since they're fat and plodding.
i ran into a beaverdood while fishing once. i was standing right near him for a while before he even noticed me. if i was a french fur trapper bro the lil dood would be a fucking hat by now.
meanwhile otters just swim under water and crawl into narrow holes and shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&forum_id=2,#28341712) |
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Date: August 14th, 2023 5:54 PM Author: khaki tanning salon
otters literally prey on junior beavers.
beavers are herbs and never threaten any otter.
sad!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&forum_id=2,#46669017) |
Date: February 22nd, 2020 3:22 PM Author: fuchsia stirring church
xo'ers need to watch the new Nature documentary on weasels (Mustelidae, including otters). 180. will go offline March 18. amazing family of animals. ywia.
https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/the-mighty-weasel-yne7yt/21226/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&forum_id=2,#39634347) |
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