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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
tell me
Soggy School Cafeteria
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Infuriating Haunting Abode Associate
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Diverse university roommate
  12/28/13
fucking lol
spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire
  05/12/15
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Deranged lascivious parlor
  05/12/15
so underrated
violet new version
  01/19/16
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Exciting resort
  06/07/17
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insecure fishy boistinker
  03/31/18
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Sick Patrolman Space
  07/18/18
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Out-of-control maize range
  07/18/18
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talking church building sweet tailpipe
  12/16/21
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claret impertinent set
  02/16/23
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Supple Orchestra Pit
  12/11/24
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Curious Doobsian Telephone Point
  06/11/25
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soul-stirring dysfunction brunch
  08/12/25
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razzle tanning salon
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Passionate mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Pearly Trailer Park
  08/14/13
lmao
Soggy School Cafeteria
  05/12/15
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Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  12/11/24
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Supple Orchestra Pit
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Passionate mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
unhinged pit antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
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Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Confused Puce Turdskin
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
rofl
Soggy School Cafeteria
  08/14/13
180
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
rofl
hairless theatre
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
big really tough guy
  08/14/13
lol
dun bateful gunner
  08/14/13
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Silver greedy locale
  08/14/13
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Exciting resort
  03/10/14
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brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive
  03/24/21
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claret impertinent set
  02/16/23
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soul-stirring dysfunction brunch
  08/12/25
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Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
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Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
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Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Pearly Trailer Park
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
best of thread
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
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sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
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Supple Orchestra Pit
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Supple Orchestra Pit
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
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Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
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Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Motley plum garrison
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Pearly Trailer Park
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
dull talented mad cow disease dingle berry
  08/14/13
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Soggy School Cafeteria
  08/14/13
180
Electric queen of the night
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emerald office ape
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Silver greedy locale
  08/15/13
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Transparent headpube
  08/17/13
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spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire
  01/19/16
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insecure fishy boistinker
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
dull talented mad cow disease dingle berry
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
lol
Mustard corner
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
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sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Appetizing Milky Puppy Crackhouse
  08/14/13
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effete aphrodisiac station degenerate
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
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Red stain church
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
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sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
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multi-colored rebellious yarmulke ratface
  09/11/13
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multi-colored rebellious yarmulke ratface
  02/16/23
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brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
tripping kitty trust fund
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Confused Puce Turdskin
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Confused Puce Turdskin
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
cruel-hearted abusive wrinkle
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
stimulating at-the-ready bawdyhouse
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
tripping kitty trust fund
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
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contagious national
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
whatever
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Pontificating base
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
lol
Electric queen of the night
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
180
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
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Useless Den Son Of Senegal
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
green disturbing mexican shrine
  08/14/13
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green disturbing mexican shrine
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
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stirring property
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Electric queen of the night
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Comical dilemma
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Sepia excitant alpha parlour
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
talking church building sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
165
irradiated aquamarine box office gaming laptop
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
lmao
Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead
  08/14/13
...
contagious national
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
chest-beating temple
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Copper locus therapy
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Transparent headpube
  08/14/13
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green disturbing mexican shrine
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
Pics?
arousing chestnut ceo
  08/14/13
link?
Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  08/17/13
...
Soggy School Cafeteria
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
ungodly giraffe library
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
crystalline masturbator principal's office
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Insanely creepy laughsome stage private investor
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Apoplectic frisky hall reading party
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Apoplectic frisky hall reading party
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Apoplectic frisky hall reading party
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
ultramarine fat ankles
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
vigorous site
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Apoplectic frisky hall reading party
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Racy self-centered theater stage boiling water
  08/14/13
Underrated
irradiated aquamarine box office gaming laptop
  08/15/13
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Exciting resort
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
vigorous site
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Racy self-centered theater stage boiling water
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Mauve candlestick maker
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
sticky senate internal respiration
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Aqua internet-worthy quadroon voyeur
  08/14/13
lol
dun bateful gunner
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Aqua internet-worthy quadroon voyeur
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
dun bateful gunner
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Aqua internet-worthy quadroon voyeur
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
vigorous site
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Provocative crotch
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
tripping kitty trust fund
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Mahogany exhilarant indirect expression
  08/14/13
180
180 sound barrier
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
dun bateful gunner
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Silver greedy locale
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
dun bateful gunner
  08/14/13
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startling home
  08/14/13
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Jet Filthpig Piazza
  08/14/13
180
Apoplectic frisky hall reading party
  08/14/13
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Racy self-centered theater stage boiling water
  08/15/13
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Insanely creepy laughsome stage private investor
  08/17/13
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cerebral heaven roast beef
  09/11/13
Lmao
Marvelous peach shitlib business firm
  06/07/17
...
soul-stirring dysfunction brunch
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
turquoise titillating field deer antler
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
startling home
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
beady-eyed boltzmann plaza
  08/14/13
lol
Apoplectic frisky hall reading party
  08/14/13
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Bull headed heady stage
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Bearded newt institution
  08/14/13
180
swashbuckling theater philosopher-king
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
adventurous umber bbw hell
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Stubborn center sneaky criminal
  08/17/13
poignant
Amber naked gas station lettuce
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Odious rehab cuck
  08/17/13
...
startling home
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
cerebral heaven roast beef
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
multi-colored rebellious yarmulke ratface
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Mauve candlestick maker
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Diverse university roommate
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
flickering khaki place of business public bath
  12/28/13
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charismatic slippery state corn cake
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
yellow thriller jap
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Trip lime forum
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Ivory idiotic french chef
  03/10/14
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spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Appetizing Milky Puppy Crackhouse
  05/12/15
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Rose Feces Windowlicker
  01/19/16
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Silver greedy locale
  10/25/17
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Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  11/29/15
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Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  12/23/15
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spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire
  01/05/16
...
Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Rough-skinned Organic Girlfriend
  06/07/17
...
Rose Feces Windowlicker
  09/22/17
...
Transparent headpube
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Violent alcoholic indian lodge foreskin
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Hyperventilating floppy toaster house
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Violent alcoholic indian lodge foreskin
  07/18/18
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brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive
  04/30/19
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Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  06/21/20
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Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman
  06/23/20
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Wonderful area
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brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive
  12/16/21
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brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Transparent headpube



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Soggy School Cafeteria

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Infuriating Haunting Abode Associate

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Diverse university roommate

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Deranged lascivious parlor



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: violet new version

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Exciting resort



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: claret impertinent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Supple Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Curious Doobsian Telephone Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring dysfunction brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Passionate mad-dog skullcap

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Pearly Trailer Park

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Soggy School Cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Supple Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Passionate mad-dog skullcap

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: unhinged pit antidepressant drug

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Confused Puce Turdskin

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Soggy School Cafeteria

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: hairless theatre

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: big really tough guy

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: dun bateful gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Silver greedy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Exciting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: claret impertinent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring dysfunction brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Pearly Trailer Park

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Supple Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Supple Orchestra Pit

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Motley plum garrison

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Pearly Trailer Park

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: dull talented mad cow disease dingle berry

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Soggy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Electric queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: emerald office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Silver greedy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Transparent headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: insecure fishy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: dull talented mad cow disease dingle berry

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Mustard corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Milky Puppy Crackhouse

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: effete aphrodisiac station degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Red stain church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: multi-colored rebellious yarmulke ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: multi-colored rebellious yarmulke ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: tripping kitty trust fund

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Confused Puce Turdskin

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Confused Puce Turdskin

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: cruel-hearted abusive wrinkle

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: stimulating at-the-ready bawdyhouse

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: tripping kitty trust fund

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: contagious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: concupiscible ruddy school coldplay fan

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Pontificating base

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Electric queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Useless Den Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Judgmental aromatic chapel useless brakes

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: green disturbing mexican shrine

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: green disturbing mexican shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Electric queen of the night

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Comical dilemma

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sepia excitant alpha parlour

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: talking church building sweet tailpipe

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: irradiated aquamarine box office gaming laptop

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Carnelian Kink-friendly Faggotry Stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: contagious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: chest-beating temple

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Copper locus therapy

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Transparent headpube

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: green disturbing mexican shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: arousing chestnut ceo

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Soggy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: ungodly giraffe library

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: crystalline masturbator principal's office

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Insanely creepy laughsome stage private investor

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic frisky hall reading party

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Apoplectic frisky hall reading party

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic frisky hall reading party

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: ultramarine fat ankles

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: vigorous site

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic frisky hall reading party

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Racy self-centered theater stage boiling water

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: irradiated aquamarine box office gaming laptop

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Exciting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: vigorous site

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Racy self-centered theater stage boiling water

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: sticky senate internal respiration

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Aqua internet-worthy quadroon voyeur

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: dun bateful gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Aqua internet-worthy quadroon voyeur

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: dun bateful gunner

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Aqua internet-worthy quadroon voyeur

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: vigorous site

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Provocative crotch

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: tripping kitty trust fund

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant indirect expression

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: 180 sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: dun bateful gunner

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Silver greedy locale

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: dun bateful gunner

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: startling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Jet Filthpig Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic frisky hall reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Racy self-centered theater stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Insanely creepy laughsome stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: cerebral heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous peach shitlib business firm

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring dysfunction brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: turquoise titillating field deer antler

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: startling home

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed boltzmann plaza

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic frisky hall reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Bull headed heady stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Bearded newt institution

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: adventurous umber bbw hell

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Stubborn center sneaky criminal

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Amber naked gas station lettuce

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Odious rehab cuck

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: startling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: cerebral heaven roast beef

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: multi-colored rebellious yarmulke ratface

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Diverse university roommate

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: flickering khaki place of business public bath

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: charismatic slippery state corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: yellow thriller jap

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Trip lime forum

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Ivory idiotic french chef

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Milky Puppy Crackhouse

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Rose Feces Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Silver greedy locale



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: spectacular carmine nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Organic Girlfriend

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Rose Feces Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Transparent headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Violent alcoholic indian lodge foreskin

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating floppy toaster house

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Violent alcoholic indian lodge foreskin

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Vermilion Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Wonderful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: brilliant glittery meetinghouse depressive



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