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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
tell me
trip theater messiness
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
lol tyft
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Shivering indian lodge
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
insanely creepy orchid preventive strike
  12/28/13
fucking lol
hilarious alpha
  05/12/15
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Infuriating place of business
  05/12/15
so underrated
abusive brindle laser beams
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Out-of-control Iridescent Spot
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Vibrant Rusted Boltzmann
  03/31/18
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Ocher rough-skinned pit
  07/18/18
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Cordovan tantric half-breed
  07/18/18
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idiotic trump supporter
  12/16/21
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hairraiser location codepig
  02/16/23
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Lemon box office
  12/11/24
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racy famous landscape painting garrison
  06/11/25
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Unholy clear mother parlor
  08/12/25
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swashbuckling mildly autistic lodge
  08/12/25
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racy famous landscape painting garrison
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
titillating scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
judgmental smoky circlehead range
  08/14/13
lmao
trip theater messiness
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Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  12/11/24
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Lemon box office
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
titillating scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
cocky hyperactive incel friendly grandma
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copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
erotic low-t goyim pistol
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
rofl
trip theater messiness
  08/14/13
180
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
rofl
Exciting transparent hell ape
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
mind-boggling dysfunction turdskin
  08/14/13
lol
sooty legal warrant
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emerald market quadroon
  08/14/13
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Out-of-control Iridescent Spot
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Orange wonderful roast beef
  03/24/21
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hairraiser location codepig
  02/16/23
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Unholy clear mother parlor
  08/12/25
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aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
  08/14/13
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copper resort private investor
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aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
judgmental smoky circlehead range
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
  08/14/13
best of thread
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
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Costumed church building
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Lemon box office
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Lemon box office
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
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copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
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copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
arousing mischievous sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
judgmental smoky circlehead range
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
drab cowardly school
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trip theater messiness
  08/14/13
180
excitant self-absorbed new version
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impressive nowag menage
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emerald market quadroon
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electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
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hilarious alpha
  01/19/16
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Vibrant Rusted Boltzmann
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
drab cowardly school
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
lol
Stimulating Kitchen Old Irish Cottage
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
twisted federal corn cake
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Costumed church building
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Haunting set
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twinkling frozen hospital wagecucks
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
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Magical Harsh Voyeur Rigor
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
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Costumed church building
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vivacious fortuitous meteor
  09/11/13
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vivacious fortuitous meteor
  02/16/23
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Orange wonderful roast beef
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
ungodly national security agency
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
erotic low-t goyim pistol
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
erotic low-t goyim pistol
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Offensive topaz stain factory reset button
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Cerise fear-inspiring gas station
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
ungodly national security agency
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
twisted federal corn cake
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Lavender stirring lettuce
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Saffron hot field psychic
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
whatever
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
tripping jet casino
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
lol
excitant self-absorbed new version
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
180
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
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bearded dingle berry
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
obsidian filthpig
  08/14/13
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obsidian filthpig
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
lol tyft
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
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useless church
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
excitant self-absorbed new version
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
French lime windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Multi-colored peach hall
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
idiotic trump supporter
  08/14/13
165
Adventurous Theatre
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
lmao
copper resort private investor
  08/14/13
...
Lavender stirring lettuce
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
aromatic slate lay tattoo
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed karate regret
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
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obsidian filthpig
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
Pics?
bistre flirting national
  08/14/13
link?
Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  08/17/13
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trip theater messiness
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Indigo Orchestra Pit
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Frum buck-toothed idea he suggested
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Chestnut Stag Film
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
adulterous glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
adulterous glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
adulterous glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
twisted federal corn cake
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
razzle affirmative action
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
adulterous glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Disgusting supple associate
  08/14/13
Underrated
Adventurous Theatre
  08/15/13
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Out-of-control Iridescent Spot
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
razzle affirmative action
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Disgusting supple associate
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
pea-brained trust fund
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Costumed church building
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
gold irradiated sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lol
sooty legal warrant
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
gold irradiated sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
sooty legal warrant
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
gold irradiated sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
razzle affirmative action
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
pearl cruise ship sandwich
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
ungodly national security agency
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
odious becky home
  08/14/13
180
coiffed yapping plaza crotch
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
sooty legal warrant
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
emerald market quadroon
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
sooty legal warrant
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mauve swollen mediation address
  08/14/13
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thriller milk
  08/14/13
180
adulterous glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
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Disgusting supple associate
  08/15/13
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Chestnut Stag Film
  08/17/13
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up-to-no-good splenetic rehab really tough guy
  09/11/13
Lmao
Dashing scarlet library candlestick maker
  06/07/17
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Unholy clear mother parlor
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Sapphire galvanic philosopher-king principal's office
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
mauve swollen mediation address
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
maize boiling water property
  08/14/13
lol
adulterous glittery athletic conference
  08/14/13
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Startled reading party brunch
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Light concupiscible ceo piazza
  08/14/13
180
passionate sienna travel guidebook forum
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
motley fat ankles
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Hairless heady area
  08/17/13
poignant
big turquoise roommate
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Apoplectic Goal In Life
  08/17/13
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mauve swollen mediation address
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
up-to-no-good splenetic rehab really tough guy
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
vivacious fortuitous meteor
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
pea-brained trust fund
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
insanely creepy orchid preventive strike
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Irate parlour gaping
  12/28/13
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elite feces ticket booth
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Fiercely-loyal selfie
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
bateful whorehouse
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Boyish ladyboy
  03/10/14
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hilarious alpha
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Haunting set
  05/12/15
...
Cobalt Trailer Park Cuckoldry
  01/19/16
...
emerald market quadroon
  10/25/17
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Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  11/29/15
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Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  12/23/15
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hilarious alpha
  01/05/16
...
Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  03/13/16
I want pizza
flickering public bath
  06/07/17
...
Cobalt Trailer Park Cuckoldry
  09/22/17
...
electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
razzle-dazzle jade mexican
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Provocative grizzly center
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
razzle-dazzle jade mexican
  07/18/18
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Orange wonderful roast beef
  04/30/19
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Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  06/21/20
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Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  06/23/20
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mint skinny woman site
  07/11/20
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Orange wonderful roast beef
  12/16/21
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Orange wonderful roast beef
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: trip theater messiness

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Shivering indian lodge

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy orchid preventive strike

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: hilarious alpha

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Infuriating place of business



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: abusive brindle laser beams

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Spot



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Rusted Boltzmann



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ocher rough-skinned pit



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Cordovan tantric half-breed



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: idiotic trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hairraiser location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: racy famous landscape painting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Unholy clear mother parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: racy famous landscape painting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: titillating scourge upon the earth

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: judgmental smoky circlehead range

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: trip theater messiness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: titillating scourge upon the earth

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cocky hyperactive incel friendly grandma

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: copper resort private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: erotic low-t goyim pistol

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: trip theater messiness

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Exciting transparent hell ape

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling dysfunction turdskin

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: sooty legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: emerald market quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Orange wonderful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hairraiser location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Unholy clear mother parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: copper resort private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: judgmental smoky circlehead range

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Costumed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Lemon box office

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: copper resort private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: copper resort private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: arousing mischievous sound barrier

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: judgmental smoky circlehead range

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: drab cowardly school

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: trip theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: excitant self-absorbed new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: impressive nowag menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: emerald market quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: hilarious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Rusted Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: drab cowardly school

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Costumed church building

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Costumed church building

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Stimulating Kitchen Old Irish Cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Costumed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Haunting set

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: twinkling frozen hospital wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Magical Harsh Voyeur Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Costumed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Orange wonderful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Costumed church building

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Costumed church building

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: ungodly national security agency

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: erotic low-t goyim pistol

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: erotic low-t goyim pistol

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Offensive topaz stain factory reset button

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cerise fear-inspiring gas station

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Costumed church building

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: ungodly national security agency

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Lavender stirring lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Saffron hot field psychic

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: tripping jet casino

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Costumed church building

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: excitant self-absorbed new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: bearded dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia personal credit line

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: obsidian filthpig

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: obsidian filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: useless church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: excitant self-absorbed new version

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: French lime windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored peach hall

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Costumed church building

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: idiotic trump supporter

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous Theatre

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: copper resort private investor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Lavender stirring lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: aromatic slate lay tattoo

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed karate regret

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: obsidian filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bistre flirting national

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: trip theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Frum buck-toothed idea he suggested

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Costumed church building

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Chestnut Stag Film

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: adulterous glittery athletic conference

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: adulterous glittery athletic conference

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: adulterous glittery athletic conference

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: twisted federal corn cake

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: razzle affirmative action

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: adulterous glittery athletic conference

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Disgusting supple associate

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Adventurous Theatre

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: razzle affirmative action

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Disgusting supple associate

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: pea-brained trust fund

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Costumed church building

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: gold irradiated sweet tailpipe

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: sooty legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: gold irradiated sweet tailpipe

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: sooty legal warrant

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: gold irradiated sweet tailpipe

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: razzle affirmative action

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: pearl cruise ship sandwich

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: ungodly national security agency

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: odious becky home

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: coiffed yapping plaza crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: sooty legal warrant

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: emerald market quadroon

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: sooty legal warrant

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: mauve swollen mediation address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: thriller milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: adulterous glittery athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Disgusting supple associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Chestnut Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good splenetic rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Dashing scarlet library candlestick maker

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Unholy clear mother parlor



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Sapphire galvanic philosopher-king principal's office

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: mauve swollen mediation address

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: maize boiling water property

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: adulterous glittery athletic conference

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Startled reading party brunch



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Light concupiscible ceo piazza

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: passionate sienna travel guidebook forum

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: motley fat ankles

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Hairless heady area

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: big turquoise roommate

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Apoplectic Goal In Life

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: mauve swollen mediation address



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: up-to-no-good splenetic rehab really tough guy

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: pea-brained trust fund

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: insanely creepy orchid preventive strike

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Irate parlour gaping

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: elite feces ticket booth



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal selfie

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: bateful whorehouse

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Boyish ladyboy

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: hilarious alpha



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Haunting set

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cobalt Trailer Park Cuckoldry



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: emerald market quadroon



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: hilarious alpha



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: flickering public bath

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cobalt Trailer Park Cuckoldry



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone giraffe pocket flask



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jade mexican

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Provocative grizzly center

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jade mexican

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Orange wonderful roast beef



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter



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Author: mint skinny woman site



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Orange wonderful roast beef



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Orange wonderful roast beef



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