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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
laughsome topaz cumskin parlor
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
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laughsome topaz cumskin parlor
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Razzle-dazzle pontificating voyeur
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
indigo nowag
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
indigo nowag
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
180
indigo nowag
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
chestnut rigor
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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chestnut rigor
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
burgundy keepsake machete public bath
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: laughsome topaz cumskin parlor

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: laughsome topaz cumskin parlor

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: turquoise hospital

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: yapping fuchsia mother

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: excitant violent market genital piercing



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ( Y )



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged plaza mad cow disease

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: yapping fuchsia mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse main people



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: galvanic background story



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: fragrant heaven

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Green vigorous associate base

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pontificating voyeur

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: indigo nowag

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: indigo nowag

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: indigo nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Racy Kitty

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Gold stage regret



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Autistic stirring sex offender newt



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: excitant violent market genital piercing

crying laughing at this

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Author: supple copper ape



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cyan dragon resort

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: orange slippery private investor people who are hurt

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: indigo nowag

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Smoky church half-breed



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed pit



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: yapping fuchsia mother



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: chestnut rigor



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Walnut Tripping Library



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: frisky principal's office patrolman

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: lascivious mustard fat ankles



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: sepia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: odious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: concupiscible foreskin toaster

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: magenta vibrant feces

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: hairraiser electric furnace

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: hairraiser electric furnace

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: chestnut rigor

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: red 180 area

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: magenta vibrant feces

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: laughsome topaz cumskin parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: purple mediation tank

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: lascivious mustard fat ankles

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: indigo nowag

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: chestnut rigor

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cyan dragon resort

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: yapping fuchsia mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Glittery Jade Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Glittery Jade Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: yapping fuchsia mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: odious range

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: chestnut rigor

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Green vigorous associate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: big bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: chestnut rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: provocative ruby step-uncle's house

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: spectacular abode stock car

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: spectacular abode stock car

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: seedy national security agency water buffalo

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pontificating voyeur

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pontificating voyeur

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Effete site hairy legs

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Effete site hairy legs

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: burgundy keepsake machete public bath

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: light deranged hell



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Comical Psychic Candlestick Maker

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: adventurous athletic conference becky

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Silver parlour internal respiration



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: chestnut rigor

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control Dun Striped Hyena



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Tantric Impertinent Pozpig

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: floppy well-lubricated skinny woman dilemma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Geriatric saffron box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: nubile awkward menage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: excitant violent market genital piercing



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Motley Offensive School Cafeteria



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Silver parlour internal respiration



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: blue harsh church building sound barrier



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Cyan dragon resort

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: chestnut rigor



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: light deranged hell



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,#50002879)