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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
cyan national
  09/15/13
explain.
Garnet Irradiated Heaven
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
cyan national
  09/15/13
this is not bad
lavender digit ratio
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Metal round eye whorehouse
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Vivacious ruby queen of the night
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
abnormal azure preventive strike state
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
beady-eyed box office
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
lavender digit ratio
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
amber floppy piazza
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
dark exciting shrine
  09/15/13
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Soul-stirring center pozpig
  09/15/13
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Garnet Irradiated Heaven
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
lavender digit ratio
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
cyan national
  09/15/13
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pearly field
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Orange Resort Telephone
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Dead Roast Beef Trailer Park
  09/15/13
its ok.
cyan national
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
vigorous insane brunch shitlib
  09/25/15
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cyan national
  12/03/15
180
greedy address
  12/03/15
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cyan national
  01/22/16
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razzle-dazzle boistinker
  01/22/16
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pearly field
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
cyan national
  06/22/16
...
greedy address
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
cyan national
  06/21/17
do you pay?
carnelian area
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
cyan national
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
carnelian area
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
cyan national
  06/21/17
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cyan national
  03/16/18
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cyan national
  05/16/18
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cyan national
  07/03/19
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balding high-end dog poop base
  07/03/19
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cyan national
  07/30/19
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cyan national
  02/11/23
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dun office pocket flask
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Trip shivering gunner
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
comical coiffed theater stage
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Arousing plaza
  02/11/23
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Cracking purple ticket booth generalized bond
  10/25/23
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cyan national
  03/10/24
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cyan national
  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: cyan national

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Garnet Irradiated Heaven

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: cyan national

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: lavender digit ratio

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Metal round eye whorehouse

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Vivacious ruby queen of the night

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: abnormal azure preventive strike state

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed box office

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: lavender digit ratio

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: amber floppy piazza

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: dark exciting shrine

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring center pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Garnet Irradiated Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: lavender digit ratio

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: cyan national

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: pearly field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Orange Resort Telephone

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Dead Roast Beef Trailer Park

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: cyan national

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: vigorous insane brunch shitlib

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: cyan national

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: greedy address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: pearly field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: cyan national

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: greedy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: cyan national

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: carnelian area

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: cyan national

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: carnelian area

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: cyan national

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: balding high-end dog poop base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: dun office pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Trip shivering gunner

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: comical coiffed theater stage

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing plaza

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Cracking purple ticket booth generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: cyan national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,#48867830)