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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Cerebral ruby associate
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titillating jet heaven
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citrine striped hyena native
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Domesticated lettuce
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crystalline travel guidebook
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Claret legal warrant affirmative action
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soul-stirring liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Domesticated lettuce
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Razzmatazz Chad
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Onyx useless love of her life
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Claret legal warrant affirmative action
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Onyx useless love of her life
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
azure stag film jewess
  10/08/16
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Razzmatazz Chad
  10/09/14
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hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
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Flushed slimy potus state
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Aqua blood rage property
  10/09/14
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Filthy overrated principal's office stock car
  10/09/14
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appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/09/14
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Pink beady-eyed menage
  10/09/14
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Electric mauve cumskin
  10/10/14
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Comical turdskin theater
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
sick dog poop
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Puce faggot firefighter stead
  10/06/25
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Twinkling painfully honest church building headpube
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Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
charismatic massive weed whacker market
  10/11/14
?
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
charismatic massive weed whacker market
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Glittery jap trailer park
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Glassy mental disorder
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Magenta voyeur
  12/25/15
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embarrassed to the bone factory reset button pisswyrm
  02/05/17
lol
180 naked juggernaut
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
bistre point messiness
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Domesticated lettuce
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Aqua blood rage property
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unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/09/14
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Up-to-no-good Trust Fund Fanboi
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Razzmatazz Chad
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
high-end vivacious area french chef
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
bonkers water buffalo telephone
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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Navy house
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
avocado school
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Slate sanctuary really tough guy
  10/09/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
bonkers water buffalo telephone
  10/09/14
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Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
180
excitant ungodly meetinghouse place of business
  10/09/14
180
twisted address
  10/09/14
180^180
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
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Flushed slimy potus state
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
hairraiser opaque legend
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Domesticated lettuce
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
avocado school
  10/09/14
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hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Wonderful deep sex offender yarmulke
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Marvelous jade pozpig
  10/09/14
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Concupiscible kitty
  12/06/14
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pale whorehouse
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Talented spot macaca
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/08/16
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splenetic fat ankles locus
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
?
anal queen of the night
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Maniacal pervert
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Supple Business Firm
  10/11/14
180
Lilac razzle-dazzle degenerate
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Charcoal insane gaping lay
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Sooty base sneaky criminal
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hairraiser opaque legend
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unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Up-to-no-good Trust Fund Fanboi
  10/09/14
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Up-to-no-good Trust Fund Fanboi
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Charcoal insane gaping lay
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titillating jet heaven
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
avocado school
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
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Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
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titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
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titillating jet heaven
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Aqua blood rage property
  10/09/14
...
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
diverse boltzmann abode
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
lol
citrine striped hyena native
  10/09/14
180
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
lmao
Filthy overrated principal's office stock car
  10/09/14
tyft
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
Lol
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
...
mint home genital piercing
  10/09/14
This is good.
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/09/14
180 billion
Charcoal insane gaping lay
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
exhilarant ratface
  10/09/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Chocolate electric furnace corner
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Flushed slimy potus state
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Umber Dashing Hell Partner
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Ebony famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Topaz Doobsian Range
  10/09/14
...
arousing outnumbered stain library
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
crawly tanning salon
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
carmine cracking field
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titillating jet heaven
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crawly tanning salon
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Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Spruce nudist roommate azn
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
yellow provocative temple goyim
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/09/14
titcr
crawly tanning salon
  10/09/14
...
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/09/14
...
Flushed slimy potus state
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Hyperventilating mexican
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Spruce nudist roommate azn
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Spruce nudist roommate azn
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Spectacular crusty center toaster
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Haunting contagious son of senegal gas station
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
carmine cracking field
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/09/14
...
avocado school
  10/10/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
...
crawly tanning salon
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/09/14
...
irate hall
  10/09/14
...
disturbing lascivious brunch prole
  10/12/14
1800000000
Vigorous Ocher Pistol
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
irate hall
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/09/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Loling hard
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
awkward death wish
  10/09/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Spectacular crusty center toaster
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/09/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
crawly tanning salon
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Henna insanely creepy round eye
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Maniacal pervert
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
citrine striped hyena native
  10/09/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
exhilarant ratface
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/09/14
...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/10/14
...
Charcoal insane gaping lay
  10/09/14
i could see it
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Lemon Immigrant Boiling Water
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/09/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
bronze stage toilet seat
  06/27/16
...
Brindle becky orchestra pit
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Fragrant laser beams office
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
odious den
  10/10/14
WTF?
Filthy overrated principal's office stock car
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Filthy overrated principal's office stock car
  10/10/14
...
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
120
Vigorous Ocher Pistol
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Maniacal pervert
  10/10/14
...
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
titillating jet heaven
  10/10/14
...
hairless galvanic parlour half-breed
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
titillating jet heaven
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/10/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Garnet National
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
bonkers water buffalo telephone
  10/10/14
...
Lime Aromatic Mediation Tattoo
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Peach Aggressive Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/10/14
...
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Brilliant razzle church
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/10/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
passionate obsidian bbw
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Talented spot macaca
  10/10/14
180
boyish keepsake machete
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
shaky angry multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Talented spot macaca
  10/10/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Zombie-like thriller background story lodge
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
citrine striped hyena native
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/10/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/10/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Peach Aggressive Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Infuriating station
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Fishy seedy chapel
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
omg
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
pungent locale brethren
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Curious dopamine
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Brindle becky orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Curious dopamine
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
sick dog poop
  10/18/14
...
Copper theatre
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
adventurous grizzly university
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Floppy sepia shrine knife
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
bateful senate
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Curious dopamine
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
bateful senate
  10/11/14
...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful deep sex offender yarmulke
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
Lime Aromatic Mediation Tattoo
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
lmfao
high-end vivacious area french chef
  10/11/14
amazing
unholy pit
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/11/14
180
citrine striped hyena native
  10/11/14
...
avocado school
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Well-lubricated sickened preventive strike bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
adventurous grizzly university
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Curious dopamine
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Seriously.
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Floppy sepia shrine knife
  10/11/14
...
brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
cyan racy set circlehead
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
excitant ungodly meetinghouse place of business
  03/28/16
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake
  10/11/14
...
heady doctorate
  10/11/14
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
plz poast
lake stirring main people cuckold
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
heady doctorate
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
For the love of god
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Violet dilemma
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
godawful alcoholic box office
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Lime Aromatic Mediation Tattoo
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
lol 180
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
Magical mind-boggling double fault friendly grandma
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Vibrant private investor patrolman
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Rusted coiffed feces puppy
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Rusted coiffed feces puppy
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Domesticated lettuce
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Carnelian Sandwich School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Vigorous Ocher Pistol
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Carnelian Sandwich School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Exciting Forum
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Vibrant private investor patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/11/14
cr
pea-brained tan resort
  10/11/14
Amen.
stimulating fear-inspiring location
  10/11/14
lol cr
Concupiscible kitty
  10/11/14
...
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
irate hall
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
irate hall
  10/11/14
180
Motley fiercely-loyal casino
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
irate hall
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
irate hall
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/11/14
...
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Vigorous Ocher Pistol
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/11/14
lol
insecure step-uncle's house mother
  10/11/14
underrated
Spruce nudist roommate azn
  10/11/14
...
ruddy black woman
  10/12/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
lol
flatulent ticket booth
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Brindle becky orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine piazza mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
180
Violet dilemma
  10/11/14
180
Domesticated lettuce
  10/11/14
180
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Transparent low-t shitlib internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
Nubile rigpig space
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Magenta voyeur
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
...
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
180
Violet dilemma
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Smoky Flickering Quadroon
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
Go on...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
...
Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
amethyst kitchen athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Smoky Flickering Quadroon
  10/11/14
Yessir.
amethyst kitchen athletic conference
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
rebellious hospital
  10/12/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
...
ruddy black woman
  10/12/14
...
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
pungent locale brethren
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Smoky Flickering Quadroon
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Aqua blood rage property
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Domesticated lettuce
  10/11/14
...
bright plaza
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
underhanded therapy
  10/11/14
...
bright plaza
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
...
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
mint home genital piercing
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
adventurous grizzly university
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
pungent locale brethren
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
yellow provocative temple goyim
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
stubborn hairy legs
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Primrose kink-friendly garrison nowag
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal pervert
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
Oh my
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
omg
Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry
  10/11/14
...
scarlet site international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
...
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
citrine striped hyena native
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
cuck
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Talented spot macaca
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Primrose kink-friendly garrison nowag
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
tripping crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Infuriating station
  10/11/14
...
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
disturbing lascivious brunch prole
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
shaky angry multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
turquoise
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Supple Business Firm
  10/11/14
wtf
bespoke wrinkle
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Hateful gay trump supporter
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Infuriating station
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Hateful gay trump supporter
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Talented spot macaca
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Smoky Flickering Quadroon
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
boyish keepsake machete
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Smoky Flickering Quadroon
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Infuriating station
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Smoky Flickering Quadroon
  10/11/14
...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
...
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Startling Giraffe Clown
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
hot
  11/21/15
...
amethyst kitchen athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
gtfo
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Violent police squad
  10/11/14
Holy shit
adventurous grizzly university
  10/11/14
?
carmine cracking field
  10/11/14
...
light
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
judgmental
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Vigorous Ocher Pistol
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
judgmental
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry
  10/11/14
...
light
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
psychic
  10/11/14
lol
Effete fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/12/14
180
khaki milk
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/11/14
120
bistre point messiness
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Confused alcoholic cuckoldry
  10/12/14
...
Curious dopamine
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
exhilarant ratface
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
irate hall
  10/12/14
...
Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake
  12/06/14
...
Curious dopamine
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
karate
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/12/14
Well!?
mint home genital piercing
  10/12/14
...
Curious dopamine
  10/12/14
plz respond
irate hall
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
anal queen of the night
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes
  10/12/14
Well?
shaky angry multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Shivering Tank
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
carmine cracking field
  10/12/14
180000000
Violet dilemma
  10/12/14
??
Filthy overrated principal's office stock car
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
pontificating national security agency
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
citrine striped hyena native
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
K, ty.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
carmine cracking field
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
...
Red internet-worthy mood institution
  10/12/14
...
tripping crackhouse
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
amethyst kitchen athletic conference
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Vibrant private investor patrolman
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
exhilarant ratface
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Vigorous Ocher Pistol
  10/12/14
please continue
ruddy black woman
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
irate hall
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
amethyst kitchen athletic conference
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Abnormal organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
abusive ape
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
abusive ape
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
bateful senate
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Abnormal organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
ty
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Abnormal organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
abusive ape
  10/12/14
And scene.
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/12/14
nigger
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
abusive ape
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
...
Rusted coiffed feces puppy
  10/12/14
...
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
...
Infuriating station
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
dun irradiated scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
jew
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
Post 600!
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
violent coffee pot
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
bespoke wrinkle
  10/12/14
You don't?
Slate sanctuary really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/12/14
...
amethyst kitchen athletic conference
  10/12/14
wtf
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
...
Confused alcoholic cuckoldry
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Well-lubricated sickened preventive strike bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Well-lubricated sickened preventive strike bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
pearl swashbuckling community account new version
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Sooty base sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian
  10/12/14
...
Magenta voyeur
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Spectacular crusty center toaster
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Histrionic sapphire wagecucks
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/12/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Startling Giraffe Clown
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
turquoise
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Abnormal organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
hot
  11/21/15
...
burgundy codepig
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Electric mauve cumskin
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Brindle becky orchestra pit
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
unhinged aphrodisiac stage
  10/13/14
180, ty.
citrine striped hyena native
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
ladyboy
  10/12/14
180
elite hominid candlestick maker
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
french regret
  10/31/16
...
hot
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Dark Generalized Bond
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Nubile rigpig space
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian
  10/12/14
titc analysis
sick dog poop
  10/18/14
...
hot
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
shaky angry multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
disturbing lascivious brunch prole
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe
  10/13/14
?
disturbing lascivious brunch prole
  10/13/14
...
titillating jet heaven
  10/27/14
...
Abnormal organic girlfriend
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Talented spot macaca
  12/06/14
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  04/07/15
...
Nubile rigpig space
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Tantric twinkling uncleanness
  04/22/15
...
Filthy overrated principal's office stock car
  05/17/15
...
maize
  06/04/15
Not flame.
appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage
  08/18/15
update?
foreskin
  10/06/15
...
territorial flirting newt
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Abnormal organic girlfriend
  10/11/15
...
Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
mad cow disease
  10/12/15
bump
carmine cracking field
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
nofapping
  11/25/15
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
hairraiser opaque legend
  12/27/15
...
maize
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Sable indirect expression
  03/10/16
...
arousing outnumbered stain library
  03/28/16
...
Puce faggot firefighter stead
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
gaped deer antler
  06/27/16
...
disturbing lascivious brunch prole
  08/21/16
...
orchid
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
hairraiser opaque legend
  08/22/16
...
bat-shit-crazy dysfunction
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Rose
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
cowardly nibblets
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Rose
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
bat-shit-crazy dysfunction
  09/13/16
...
Aqua blood rage property
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
bat-shit-crazy dysfunction
  09/13/16
Game of ""
mahogany skinny woman idiot
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
bat-shit-crazy dysfunction
  09/13/16
...
big-titted
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
orchid
  09/13/16
...
territorial flirting newt
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
azure stag film jewess
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian
  10/31/16
:-)
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
hairraiser opaque legend
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Snowy
  10/31/16
...
hot
  10/09/18
...
Magenta voyeur
  11/21/16
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  01/10/17
...
Indigo impressive gay wizard
  02/04/17
...
Magenta voyeur
  02/04/17
...
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Disgusting Zippy Ceo
  02/04/17
...
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  02/04/17
...
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  02/04/17
...
Snowy
  02/05/17
...
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  02/08/17
...
Shimmering hideous
  06/28/17
...
boistinker
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Saffron
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
coldplay fan
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Disgusting Zippy Ceo
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
pungent locale brethren
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Orange selfie
  12/18/17
...
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Rambunctious Roast Beef
  01/06/18
...
big-titted
  02/06/18
...
unholy pit
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Snowy
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Saffron
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
cerise
  10/09/18
...
twisted address
  10/17/18
...
narrow-minded windowlicker
  05/19/19
...
Copper theatre
  05/19/19
...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/14/19
...
hairraiser opaque legend
  05/05/20
...
lavender
  06/28/20
...
sienna
  06/29/20
...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  07/10/20
...
pale whorehouse
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
misanthropic depressive
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Chartreuse Filthpig
  10/10/20
TITCR
beta crotch
  02/17/21
...
cerise
  10/08/21
...
walnut idea he suggested
  02/17/21
...
poppy theater stage sound barrier
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Hyperventilating mexican
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
chrome
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
chrome
  10/11/21
...
cerise
  10/07/22
...
milky incel
  12/02/21
...
gunner
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
reading party
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Rose
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
digit ratio
  10/10/22
...
milky incel
  10/10/22
...
Canary Dragon Marketing Idea
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
milky incel
  11/23/22
...
yellow provocative temple goyim
  05/06/23
...
clear submissive halford
  05/06/23
Time flies
emerald hilarious
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
mad cow disease
  05/06/23
...
gunner
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
reading party
  10/09/23
...
Puce faggot firefighter stead
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
cheese-eating dingle berry
  10/09/23
...
Snowy
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
fuchsia
  10/20/23
...
Snowy
  10/20/23
...
Ivory Mentally Impaired
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
House-broken
  10/20/23
...
milky incel
  10/20/23
...
cerise
  10/20/23
...
drab elastic band
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Wine masturbator
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Cerebral ruby associate
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
yellow provocative temple goyim
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
burgundy codepig
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
chrome
  10/13/25
...
Twinkling painfully honest church building headpube
  12/23/25


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: crystalline travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Claret legal warrant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Onyx useless love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Claret legal warrant affirmative action

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Onyx useless love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: azure stag film jewess

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Flushed slimy potus state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Filthy overrated principal's office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Pink beady-eyed menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Comical turdskin theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: sick dog poop

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Puce faggot firefighter stead

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Twinkling painfully honest church building headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: charismatic massive weed whacker market

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic massive weed whacker market

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Glittery jap trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Glassy mental disorder

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Magenta voyeur

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone factory reset button pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: 180 naked juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: bistre point messiness

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Trust Fund Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: high-end vivacious area french chef

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: bonkers water buffalo telephone

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Navy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: avocado school

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary really tough guy

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: bonkers water buffalo telephone

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: excitant ungodly meetinghouse place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: twisted address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Flushed slimy potus state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: avocado school

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Wonderful deep sex offender yarmulke

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Marvelous jade pozpig

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: pale whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Talented spot macaca

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: splenetic fat ankles locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: anal queen of the night

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Supple Business Firm

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Lilac razzle-dazzle degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Charcoal insane gaping lay

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Trust Fund Fanboi

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Trust Fund Fanboi

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Charcoal insane gaping lay

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: avocado school

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: diverse boltzmann abode

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Filthy overrated principal's office stock car

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: mint home genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Charcoal insane gaping lay

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: exhilarant ratface

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Chocolate electric furnace corner

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Flushed slimy potus state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Umber Dashing Hell Partner

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Ebony famous landscape painting

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Topaz Doobsian Range

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: arousing outnumbered stain library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: carmine cracking field

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Spruce nudist roommate azn

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: yellow provocative temple goyim

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Flushed slimy potus state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating mexican

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Spruce nudist roommate azn

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Spruce nudist roommate azn

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty center toaster

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Haunting contagious son of senegal gas station

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: carmine cracking field

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: avocado school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: irate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: disturbing lascivious brunch prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Ocher Pistol

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: irate hall

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: awkward death wish

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty center toaster

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Henna insanely creepy round eye

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Maniacal pervert

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: exhilarant ratface

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Charcoal insane gaping lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Lemon Immigrant Boiling Water

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: bronze stage toilet seat

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Brindle becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Fragrant laser beams office

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: odious den

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Filthy overrated principal's office stock car

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Filthy overrated principal's office stock car

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Ocher Pistol

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Maniacal pervert

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: hairless galvanic parlour half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Garnet National

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bonkers water buffalo telephone

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Lime Aromatic Mediation Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Peach Aggressive Indian Lodge

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Brilliant razzle church

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: passionate obsidian bbw

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Talented spot macaca

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: boyish keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: shaky angry multi-billionaire

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Talented spot macaca

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like thriller background story lodge

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Peach Aggressive Indian Lodge

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Infuriating station

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Fishy seedy chapel

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: pungent locale brethren

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Curious dopamine

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Brindle becky orchestra pit

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Curious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: sick dog poop

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Copper theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: adventurous grizzly university

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Floppy sepia shrine knife

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: bateful senate

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Curious dopamine

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: bateful senate

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Wonderful deep sex offender yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Lime Aromatic Mediation Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: high-end vivacious area french chef

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: unholy pit

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: avocado school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated sickened preventive strike bawdyhouse

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: adventurous grizzly university

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Curious dopamine

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Floppy sepia shrine knife

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: cyan racy set circlehead

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: excitant ungodly meetinghouse place of business

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: heady doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: lake stirring main people cuckold

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: heady doctorate

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Violet dilemma

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: godawful alcoholic box office

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Lime Aromatic Mediation Tattoo

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Magical mind-boggling double fault friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Vibrant private investor patrolman

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Rusted coiffed feces puppy

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Rusted coiffed feces puppy

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Domesticated lettuce

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Carnelian Sandwich School Cafeteria

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Vigorous Ocher Pistol

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Carnelian Sandwich School Cafeteria

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Exciting Forum

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Vibrant private investor patrolman

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: pea-brained tan resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating fear-inspiring location

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible kitty

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: irate hall

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: irate hall

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Motley fiercely-loyal casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author:  gaming laptop

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: irate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: irate hall

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Ocher Pistol

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: insecure step-uncle's house mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Spruce nudist roommate azn

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: ruddy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent alpha nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: flatulent ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Brindle becky orchestra pit

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine piazza mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Violet dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Transparent low-t shitlib internal respiration

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Nubile rigpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Magenta voyeur

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Violet dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Smoky Flickering Quadroon

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  amethyst kitchen athletic conference

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Smoky Flickering Quadroon

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  amethyst kitchen athletic conference

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: rebellious hospital

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: ruddy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: pungent locale brethren

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Smoky Flickering Quadroon

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: bright plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  underhanded therapy

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: bright plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: mint home genital piercing

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: adventurous grizzly university

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pungent locale brethren

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: yellow provocative temple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  stubborn hairy legs

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Primrose kink-friendly garrison nowag

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: scarlet site international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  cuck

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Talented spot macaca

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Primrose kink-friendly garrison nowag

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: tripping crackhouse

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Infuriating station

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: disturbing lascivious brunch prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: shaky angry multi-billionaire

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: turquoise

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Supple Business Firm

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: bespoke wrinkle

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Hateful gay trump supporter

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Infuriating station

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Hateful gay trump supporter

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Talented spot macaca

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Smoky Flickering Quadroon

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: boyish keepsake machete

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Smoky Flickering Quadroon

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Infuriating station

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Smoky Flickering Quadroon

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Multi-colored Parlor

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Startling Giraffe Clown

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  hot

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  amethyst kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Violent police squad

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: adventurous grizzly university

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: carmine cracking field

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  light



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  judgmental

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Ocher Pistol

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  judgmental

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  light



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  psychic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Effete fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: khaki milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: bistre point messiness

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Confused alcoholic cuckoldry

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Curious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: exhilarant ratface

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: irate hall

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Chest-beating laughsome volcanic crater corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Curious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  karate

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  personal credit line

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: mint home genital piercing

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Curious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: irate hall

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: anal queen of the night

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: brass greedy haunted graveyard useless brakes

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: shaky angry multi-billionaire

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Shivering Tank

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: carmine cracking field

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Violet dilemma

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Filthy overrated principal's office stock car

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: pontificating national security agency

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: carmine cracking field

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: titillating jet heaven

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Red internet-worthy mood institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: tripping crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  amethyst kitchen athletic conference

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor patrolman

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: exhilarant ratface

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Ocher Pistol

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: ruddy black woman

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: irate hall

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  amethyst kitchen athletic conference

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Abnormal organic girlfriend

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: abusive ape

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: abusive ape

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: bateful senate

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Abnormal organic girlfriend

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Abnormal organic girlfriend

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: abusive ape

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: abusive ape

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Rusted coiffed feces puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Infuriating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: dun irradiated scourge upon the earth

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  jew

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  violent coffee pot

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: bespoke wrinkle

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary really tough guy

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  amethyst kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Confused alcoholic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated sickened preventive strike bawdyhouse

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Indecent big rehab antidepressant drug

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated sickened preventive strike bawdyhouse

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: pearl swashbuckling community account new version

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty base sneaky criminal

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Magenta voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Spectacular crusty center toaster

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire wagecucks

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Startling Giraffe Clown

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: turquoise

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready hissy fit rigor

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Abnormal organic girlfriend

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: burgundy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Electric mauve cumskin

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Brindle becky orchestra pit

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stage

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: citrine striped hyena native

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  ladyboy

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  elite hominid candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: french regret

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: 

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  Dark Generalized Bond

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Nubile rigpig space

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: sick dog poop

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: shaky angry multi-billionaire

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Trip costumed philosopher-king public bath

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: disturbing lascivious brunch prole

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: cordovan hyperactive sweet tailpipe

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: disturbing lascivious brunch prole

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: titillating jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Abnormal organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Talented spot macaca

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Nubile rigpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Tantric twinkling uncleanness

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Filthy overrated principal's office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed old irish cottage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  foreskin

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: territorial flirting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Abnormal organic girlfriend

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Pearly Cruise Ship Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  mad cow disease

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: carmine cracking field

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: nofapping

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: arousing outnumbered stain library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Puce faggot firefighter stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: gaped deer antler

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: disturbing lascivious brunch prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: orchid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Rose

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: cowardly nibblets

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Rose

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy dysfunction

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Aqua blood rage property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy dysfunction

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  mahogany skinny woman idiot

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy dysfunction

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: big-titted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: orchid

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: territorial flirting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: azure stag film jewess

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Frozen People Who Are Hurt Persian

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Snowy

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Magenta voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Indigo impressive gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Magenta voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Disgusting Zippy Ceo

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Snowy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Shimmering hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Saffron

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  coldplay fan

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Disgusting Zippy Ceo

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: pungent locale brethren

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Orange selfie

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  Rambunctious Roast Beef

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: big-titted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: unholy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Snowy

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Saffron

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  cerise

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: twisted address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Copper theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: hairraiser opaque legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: lavender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  sienna



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: pale whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  misanthropic depressive

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Chartreuse Filthpig

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: beta crotch

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  walnut idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  poppy theater stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Hyperventilating mexican

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: chrome

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: chrome

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  milky incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  reading party

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Rose

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  digit ratio

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  milky incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Canary Dragon Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  milky incel

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: yellow provocative temple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: clear submissive halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: emerald hilarious

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  mad cow disease

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  reading party

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Puce faggot firefighter stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating dingle berry

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Snowy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: fuchsia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Snowy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Ivory Mentally Impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: House-broken

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  milky incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: drab elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Wine masturbator

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Cerebral ruby associate

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: yellow provocative temple goyim

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: burgundy codepig

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: chrome

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Twinkling painfully honest church building headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#49533771)