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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
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  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
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  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
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  12/12/14
jesus
Mind-boggling light nibblets
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
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  12/11/14
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  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
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  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
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  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
rose site round eye
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor Area
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
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  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
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  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
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:(
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180
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  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
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  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
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  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
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  12/11/14
he's got gay face
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  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
silver vengeful psychic
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
cowardly garrison
  12/11/14
lol
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  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
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  12/11/14
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  06/04/17
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  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
zippy school therapy
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
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  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
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  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
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  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
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  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
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  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
rose site round eye
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
clear den
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
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  12/11/14
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Irradiated Place Of Business Potus
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
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  12/11/14
?
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  12/11/14
the departing
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
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  12/11/14
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  06/04/17
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Motley Box Office Immigrant
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
abnormal floppy native
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
abnormal floppy native
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
rose site round eye
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
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  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
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  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
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  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
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  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
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"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
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  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
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  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
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  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
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fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
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  12/11/14
he's gay hth
cowardly garrison
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
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  12/11/14
Pls post
abnormal floppy native
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
wonderful red quadroon
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
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  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
wonderful red quadroon
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
maroon medicated church
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
wonderful red quadroon
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
maroon medicated church
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
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  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
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  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
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  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
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  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
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  12/11/14
fuck
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The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
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  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
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Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
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  12/11/14
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  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
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tan contagious parlor
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Tantric halford
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
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  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
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  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
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...
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  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
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  12/11/14
lol
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  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
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  12/13/14
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  06/04/17
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
95%
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  12/12/14
:(
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  12/12/14
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  12/12/14
...
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  02/11/16
JFC
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  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
silver vengeful psychic
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
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  12/11/14
...
cowardly garrison
  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
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  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
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  12/11/14
7
Tantric halford
  12/11/14
:(
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  01/22/15
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  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
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  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
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  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
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  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
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  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
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  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
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"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
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  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
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  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
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  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
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  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
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HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
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  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
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  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
hideous step-uncle's house mad cow disease
  12/11/14
stfu PN
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  12/11/14
120 :(
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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christ on a stick
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  12/11/14
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For the firm, in death as in life.
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*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
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  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
still
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Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
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  12/12/14
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  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
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  12/22/14
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Sick
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  12/22/14
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  12/22/14
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  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
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stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
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2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
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http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
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holy shit still there.
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  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
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  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
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  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: rose site round eye

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Orchid racy ratface

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: emerald brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: bossy aqua stain mother

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: marvelous godawful shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: deep cerebral hunting ground whorehouse

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor Area

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: rose site round eye

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor Area

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: bistre fat ankles heaven

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: concupiscible blathering ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Black shaky depressive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Flickering 180 foreskin field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: tan contagious parlor

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: nudist judgmental kitty cat

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: curious becky

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: cowardly garrison

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: silver vengeful psychic

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: cowardly garrison

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: silver vengeful psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt Dingle Berry Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: frozen heady prole rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: zippy school therapy

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic property

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: misunderstood public bath gay wizard

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Place Of Business Potus

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: misunderstood public bath gay wizard

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: pink anal new version coldplay fan

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: rose site round eye

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: clear den

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Scarlet blood rage

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Place Of Business Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Magical elastic band

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone friendly grandma trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: trip fuchsia business firm personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Pungent Swollen Chapel Athletic Conference

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: free-loading gay incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Gold background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: plum histrionic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: emerald brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: navy yapping codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: rose site round eye

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: hideous step-uncle's house mad cow disease

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Claret cracking office circlehead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged multi-colored voyeur

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: azure mexican police squad

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: razzle tanning salon gaping

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: misunderstood public bath gay wizard

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Khaki Boyish Menage

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Immigrant

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: vermilion ladyboy lay

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: cowardly garrison

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: maroon medicated church

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: maroon medicated church

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: maroon medicated church

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Stimulating magenta national

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: yellow well-lubricated party of the first part

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: razzle tanning salon gaping

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Degenerate

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: maroon medicated church

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Magical elastic band

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909542)



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Author: adventurous effete orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Big mauve goal in life masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: tan contagious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Tantric halford

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: mustard sanctuary

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Tantric halford

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Tantric halford

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Tantric halford

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: silver vengeful psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt Dingle Berry Space

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: plum histrionic filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: naked hairraiser newt

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Dashing Stage Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Magical elastic band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged multi-colored voyeur

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: dead parlour

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: silver vengeful psychic

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Puce Gaming Laptop Cuckold

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: misunderstood public bath gay wizard

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: bistre fat ankles heaven

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: spectacular offensive mood cuckoldry

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: sepia galvanic crackhouse

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: odious aquamarine dragon

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: know-it-all abode

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Bisexual indian lodge

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: electric jade set

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: rose site round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: silver vengeful psychic

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged multi-colored voyeur

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged multi-colored voyeur

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Tantric halford

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: adventurous effete orchestra pit

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Startled alpha love of her life

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Fragrant forum headpube

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: bonkers preventive strike jewess

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: milky keepsake machete

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: bonkers preventive strike jewess

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: hideous step-uncle's house mad cow disease

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Pungent Swollen Chapel Athletic Conference

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: titillating iridescent tank international law enforcement agency

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: exciting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: titillating iridescent tank international law enforcement agency

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Tantric halford

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling light nibblets

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: hideous step-uncle's house mad cow disease

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: talented liquid oxygen

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: hideous step-uncle's house mad cow disease

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Charismatic Turdskin

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: hideous step-uncle's house mad cow disease

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Magical elastic band

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Bisexual indian lodge

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Vigorous White Pistol State

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: misunderstood public bath gay wizard

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: electric jade set



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Immigrant



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: yellow well-lubricated party of the first part

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruise ship people who are hurt



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone friendly grandma trailer park

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: diverse scourge upon the earth fanboi

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: electric jade set



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: rose site round eye

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Vigorous White Pistol State

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: blue hospital

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Ebony National Security Agency

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Violent haunted graveyard

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: comical twinkling main people

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Irate Stage Puppy

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: garnet narrow-minded internal respiration genital piercing



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Claret cracking office circlehead

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Fluffy wild candlestick maker hall

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: supple plaza

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Puce Gaming Laptop Cuckold

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic mad-dog skullcap corn cake

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Frum spot affirmative action

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: exciting corner

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: stirring trust fund son of senegal

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: abnormal floppy native

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: appetizing old irish cottage dog poop

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Dashing Stage Volcanic Crater

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Motley Box Office Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: green razzmatazz meetinghouse

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Wine death wish range

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing Stage Volcanic Crater

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: dun faggotry

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: sapphire impressive school cafeteria faggot firefighter

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: sapphire impressive school cafeteria faggot firefighter

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Big mauve goal in life masturbator

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: sapphire impressive school cafeteria faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: sapphire impressive school cafeteria faggot firefighter

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: dun faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: spruce slap-happy bbw

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: dun faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Pearly Chest-beating Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: sapphire impressive school cafeteria faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: excitant geriatric boltzmann

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: deep cerebral hunting ground whorehouse

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: yellow well-lubricated party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: dun faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: wonderful red quadroon

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Irate Stage Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: abnormal floppy native

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: know-it-all abode

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: emerald brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: stubborn macaca travel guidebook

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Thriller rebellious hairy legs gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Pearly Chest-beating Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: passionate violet knife

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: provocative ocher station

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: electric jade set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: dun faggotry

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Burgundy Famous Landscape Painting Locus

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Khaki Boyish Menage

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Glittery twisted karate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: trip fuchsia business firm personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: navy yapping codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: stirring trust fund son of senegal

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: passionate violet knife

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: arousing pearl nursing home

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: dun faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Scarlet blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: sapphire impressive school cafeteria faggot firefighter

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: electric jade set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: trip fuchsia business firm personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Magical elastic band

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: out-of-control sound barrier

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly onyx idea he suggested kitchen

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: passionate violet knife

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: fantasy-prone friendly grandma trailer park

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly onyx idea he suggested kitchen

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: deep cerebral hunting ground whorehouse

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: lime insane indirect expression address

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: laughsome federal giraffe generalized bond

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: lavender slimy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: big-titted clown church building

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: spruce slap-happy bbw

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: rose site round eye

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: big-titted clown church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Sadistic Theater Stage Queen Of The Night

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: rose site round eye

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Thriller rebellious hairy legs gas station

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: adventurous effete orchestra pit

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: copper lascivious doctorate pocket flask

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: rose site round eye

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Internet-worthy unholy location sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: electric jade set

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: electric jade set

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: adventurous effete orchestra pit

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired grizzly stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna locale

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Black shaky depressive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: nofapping at-the-ready stead jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: free-loading gay incel

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: rose site round eye

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: free-loading gay incel

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: nofapping at-the-ready stead jew

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful university selfie

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Drunken senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring house-broken pit digit ratio

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768609)