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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
cerise lay sneaky criminal
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
...
Multi-colored misanthropic prole
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Dull Racy Codepig
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
pea-brained native
  01/29/16
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pale insane trump supporter cumskin
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Laughsome Buff Tank
  07/03/15
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judgmental cocky dysfunction
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  09/01/15
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Laughsome Buff Tank
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
hairraiser honey-headed menage
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
arousing base
  07/03/15
Rude
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
topaz chapel patrolman
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Territorial antidepressant drug new version
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Territorial antidepressant drug new version
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Trip Rigpig
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
avocado beady-eyed rigor
  07/03/15
lol
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
diverse lodge athletic conference
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
light hot circlehead
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
floppy mental disorder
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Dull Racy Codepig
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
hairraiser honey-headed menage
  07/03/15
180
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Glassy Cerebral Keepsake Machete Police Squad
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Kink-friendly hominid library
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Metal gaping
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Territorial antidepressant drug new version
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Provocative brindle principal's office
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
henna internet-worthy church building
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
magical cracking hall
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Dashing chocolate dilemma
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Bronze skinny woman office
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
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  09/03/15
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naked sienna ladyboy
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Swashbuckling karate
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
pea-brained native
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
pea-brained native
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
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  01/30/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
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  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: cerise lay sneaky criminal

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored misanthropic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Dull Racy Codepig

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: pea-brained native

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: pale insane trump supporter cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Laughsome Buff Tank

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: judgmental cocky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Clear business firm voyeur

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: aqua crusty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: razzle bisexual travel guidebook wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Laughsome Buff Tank

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed menage

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: arousing base

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: topaz chapel patrolman

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug new version

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug new version

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Trip Rigpig

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed rigor

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: diverse lodge athletic conference

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: light hot circlehead

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: floppy mental disorder

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Dull Racy Codepig

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed menage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Glassy Cerebral Keepsake Machete Police Squad

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hominid library

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Metal gaping

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug new version

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Provocative brindle principal's office

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: henna internet-worthy church building

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: magical cracking hall

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Dashing chocolate dilemma

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Bronze skinny woman office

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Flatulent Cowardly University Gay Wizard

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: onyx windowlicker french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: naked sienna ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling karate

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: pea-brained native

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: pea-brained native

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Gaped Bossy Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: violet motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: violet motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: violet motley kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: violet motley kitchen

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta fanboi sweet tailpipe

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta fanboi sweet tailpipe

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: crystalline box office

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: talented crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: violet motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Unholy Kitty Cat Haunted Graveyard

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: violet motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Deep Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: violet motley kitchen

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: violet motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Deep Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Drab Casino Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2,#43581383)



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