nevar forget: Bob Hope was DEVOUT muslim
| talented maroon mood | 11/20/15 | | Electric Harsh Garrison | 11/20/15 | | brilliant striped hyena | 11/20/15 | | talented maroon mood | 11/20/15 | | scarlet bisexual institution | 11/20/15 | | impressive sepia brunch toaster | 11/20/15 | | mind-boggling box office | 11/20/15 | | Jet-lagged set police squad | 11/20/15 | | appetizing vengeful chapel kitty cat | 11/20/15 | | Electric Harsh Garrison | 11/20/15 | | Fishy Passionate Son Of Senegal | 11/20/15 | | shaky amethyst love of her life market | 11/20/15 | | milky orchestra pit | 11/20/15 | | Racy Hell Hunting Ground | 11/20/15 | | Fishy Passionate Son Of Senegal | 11/20/15 | | Racy Hell Hunting Ground | 11/20/15 | | milky orchestra pit | 11/20/15 | | impressive sepia brunch toaster | 11/20/15 | | Chest-beating skinny woman | 11/20/15 | | light stag film new version | 11/20/15 | | Fishy Passionate Son Of Senegal | 11/20/15 | | impressive sepia brunch toaster | 11/20/15 | | Bronze Free-loading Fortuitous Meteor | 11/20/15 | | Arousing drab partner | 01/06/26 | | scarlet bisexual institution | 11/20/15 | | Tantric sienna associate stead | 11/20/15 | | impressive sepia brunch toaster | 11/20/15 | | impressive sepia brunch toaster | 11/20/15 | | Fishy Passionate Son Of Senegal | 11/20/15 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 20th, 2015 12:46 AM Author: brilliant striped hyena
damn.
"Dawoud Ibrahim 'Bob Hope' al-Raqqawi, KBE, KC*SG, KSS (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003), was a Syrian-born British-American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049604&forum_id=2,#29217572) |
Date: November 20th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Fishy Passionate Son Of Senegal
I represented a client who said she fucked Bob Hope, not flame. This was some probate litigation ten years ago when I was a noob lawyer. This litigation was going on for years. Jewish family. I know you bros won't believe me, but this one biglaw firm that shall not be named actually billed $50,000 for "due diligence" which meant they were making copies. They literally billed 50K for making copies.
I grossed over $100K in three months on this case. Blew it all quick as fuck, too. Some dude in a bar goes, "Hey, I heard you are a lawyer. I'm a security guard and I protect a lady who needs a new lawyer. It pays around $50K a month are you interested?" I didn't believe it, but sure enough it was real.
So she told me this story about Bob Hope. She used to be a golf pro in the 60s, she showed me a picture of her and she was hot as fuck back then. She was all fucked up when I represented her.
She golfed with Bob Hope and he invited her back to his place. She said he had armed guards at his gate. At some point he asks her if she'd like to see a painting of General Patton pissing in a river. She said, "Who wouldn't?" The painting was in his bedroom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049604&forum_id=2,#29217660) |
|
|