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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Arousing space
  12/29/15
b!
Burgundy curious gunner corner
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C
chestnut stirring kitty puppy
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violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
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c
gay multi-colored volcanic crater
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a
Clear Ape Legal Warrant
  12/29/15
a
Mustard zombie-like office
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Next chapter please
Burgundy curious gunner corner
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Arousing space
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violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Burgundy curious gunner corner
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Electric flickering spot circlehead
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violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
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?
Electric flickering spot circlehead
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...
violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Arousing space
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violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
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c for sure
Electric flickering spot circlehead
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C
Mustard zombie-like office
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c
federal plaza faggotry
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Xo
chestnut stirring kitty puppy
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chaturbate
Thriller Topaz Faggot Firefighter Useless Brakes
  12/30/15
C!
Burgundy curious gunner corner
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Burgundy curious gunner corner
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
seedy theater stage
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...
violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
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...
chestnut stirring kitty puppy
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
federal plaza faggotry
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Vigorous State
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lol ouch
harsh sexy people who are hurt university
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Electric flickering spot circlehead
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...
Flatulent Set Mood
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...
violent meetinghouse keepsake machete
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Scarlet passionate range background story
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Arousing space
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2
harsh sexy people who are hurt university
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Scarlet passionate range background story
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police
Thriller Topaz Faggot Firefighter Useless Brakes
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1
Mustard zombie-like office
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
chestnut stirring kitty puppy
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chestnut stirring kitty puppy
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4 and 180
federal plaza faggotry
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
federal plaza faggotry
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chestnut stirring kitty puppy
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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big crackhouse
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Arousing space

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Burgundy curious gunner corner

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: chestnut stirring kitty puppy

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: gay multi-colored volcanic crater

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Clear Ape Legal Warrant

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like office

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Burgundy curious gunner corner

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Arousing space

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Burgundy curious gunner corner

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Electric flickering spot circlehead

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Electric flickering spot circlehead

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Arousing space

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Electric flickering spot circlehead

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like office

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: federal plaza faggotry

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: chestnut stirring kitty puppy

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Thriller Topaz Faggot Firefighter Useless Brakes

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Burgundy curious gunner corner

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Burgundy curious gunner corner

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: seedy theater stage

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: chestnut stirring kitty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: federal plaza faggotry

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Vigorous State

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: harsh sexy people who are hurt university

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Electric flickering spot circlehead

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Flatulent Set Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: violent meetinghouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Scarlet passionate range background story

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Arousing space

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: harsh sexy people who are hurt university

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Scarlet passionate range background story

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Thriller Topaz Faggot Firefighter Useless Brakes

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Mustard zombie-like office

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: chestnut stirring kitty puppy

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: chestnut stirring kitty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: federal plaza faggotry

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: federal plaza faggotry

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: chestnut stirring kitty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic Native Generalized Bond

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: big crackhouse



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Cerise judgmental azn orchestra pit

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2,#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: insane slate site



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: bistre costumed principal's office



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