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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Low-t Federal Sanctuary
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Nubile gay nursing home codepig
  01/26/16
jesus no...
lemon native
  10/24/16
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mahogany office jew
  01/03/17
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Diverse up-to-no-good library
  02/20/18
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Bespoke Know-it-all Public Bath International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/03/19
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Nubile gay nursing home codepig
  10/14/20
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Bright comical set scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
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Erotic selfie chapel
  01/25/16
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Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin
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racy crusty roommate
  01/25/16
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well-lubricated shimmering bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
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Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin
  01/25/16
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racy crusty roommate
  01/25/16
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naked roast beef
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/25/16
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razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
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orange alpha
  01/25/16
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
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bearded spot
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Useless stage
  01/25/16
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Plum Casino Volcanic Crater
  01/25/16
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Low-t Federal Sanctuary
  01/26/16
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hairraiser honey-headed senate
  01/26/16
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geriatric idiot
  01/26/16
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Jet fighting police squad
  11/27/16
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Swashbuckling Lodge
  06/13/17
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splenetic dog poop internal respiration
  12/19/17
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/24/18
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exhilarant mewling trust fund base
  06/10/24
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Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
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walnut generalized bond background story
  10/24/16
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mahogany office jew
  11/27/16
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Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/23/17
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Topaz abusive home juggernaut
  03/15/17
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Swashbuckling Lodge
  04/20/17
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Swashbuckling Lodge
  02/20/18
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Swashbuckling Lodge
  05/24/18
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trip location
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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exhilarant mewling trust fund base
  05/15/22
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exhilarant mewling trust fund base
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Sepia locus
  01/25/16
Brutal
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Smoky faggot firefighter
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
talented disgusting tattoo
  01/25/16
toxic
house-broken depressive
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
idiotic fear-inspiring parlour love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Erotic selfie chapel
  01/25/16
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
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Rusted crackhouse knife
  01/25/16
damnit
coiffed thriller ratface ape
  01/25/16
...
Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
jfc
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin
  01/25/16
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/25/16
Cr
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
hm
Aphrodisiac magical fat ankles
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
wait
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/25/16
...
Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
...
fragrant hateful kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
idiotic fear-inspiring parlour love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Dead Community Account
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Sepia locus
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Sepia locus
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/25/16
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splenetic dog poop internal respiration
  01/25/16
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Angry Cuckold
  01/25/16
...
coiffed thriller ratface ape
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Rusted crackhouse knife
  01/25/16
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Lime church
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
tripping hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
Hyperactive Keepsake Machete
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Territorial laughsome hall
  01/25/16
...
talented disgusting tattoo
  01/25/16
...
bearded spot
  01/25/16
damn
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
...
aqua feces friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
harsh vigorous space twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
O LORD
Disrespectful motley patrolman
  01/25/16
jfc
poppy azn theater
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
passionate mauve menage digit ratio
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Plum Casino Volcanic Crater
  01/25/16
...
Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin
  01/25/16
Lmao
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
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Orchid mexican
  01/25/16
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Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
...
aqua feces friendly grandma
  01/26/16
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geriatric idiot
  01/26/16
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  02/15/16
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Confused aquamarine site
  07/08/17
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glittery anal legend orchestra pit
  07/08/17
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Hideous Aggressive Forum Jewess
  07/08/17
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  10/27/17
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floppy dull box office doctorate
  12/26/17
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  05/24/18
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  03/16/20
...
Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish
  02/18/22
...
Cruel-hearted Sexy University
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Useless stage
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
coiffed thriller ratface ape
  01/25/16
ouch
heady emerald lay
  01/26/16
poison
Transparent field
  01/26/16
...
flesh gunner plaza
  01/26/16
180
Low-t Federal Sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
awkward sandwich
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Lavender insecure stead regret
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
razzle parlor
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
supple piazza factory reset button
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
odious pit
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Lascivious lilac shitlib
  09/27/16
...
Cruel-hearted Sexy University
  12/26/17
...
geriatric idiot
  08/12/19
180
Nubile gay nursing home codepig
  01/26/16
...
geriatric idiot
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
indecent vengeful stag film
  01/27/16
...
splenetic dog poop internal respiration
  01/27/16
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Mustard state
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Mustard state
  02/02/16
...
Chestnut rambunctious striped hyena trailer park
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Fiercely-loyal resort
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Vivacious address sound barrier
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Deep theater stage cuckoldry
  02/24/16
18000000
razzmatazz carnelian masturbator
  03/04/16
165
stirring frisky whorehouse
  03/04/16
...
rebellious double fault
  05/19/16
chilling
Concupiscible Elite Giraffe
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
soggy sienna area
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Grizzly Exciting Dysfunction Hairy Legs
  01/03/17
oh my.
Marvelous Associate
  01/23/17
toxic
provocative bat shit crazy filthpig jap
  03/13/17
...
Topaz abusive home juggernaut
  03/15/17
...
Angry Cuckold
  04/02/17
...
Buff stimulating legal warrant
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Cracking sick shrine voyeur
  07/08/17
...
Curious chartreuse locale
  10/27/17
mother of god
glittery anal legend orchestra pit
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
boyish kitchen round eye
  10/27/17
JFC
Vibrant pisswyrm
  10/27/17
...
electric garrison
  12/26/17
...
Greedy quadroon school cafeteria
  12/26/17
ouch
Charismatic weed whacker
  02/20/18
...
Multi-colored unholy den
  02/20/18
...
Ultramarine mischievous principal's office
  01/16/19
...
Brilliant Arousing Hospital Mother
  08/09/19
...
trip location
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Cerebral Kitty
  07/28/25
...
Amethyst range mad-dog skullcap
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
appetizing spruce tanning salon pozpig
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Godawful party of the first part
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
bearded spot
  01/25/16
...
Plum Casino Volcanic Crater
  01/25/16
...
white cuck
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
toxic
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Tan bateful hell
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Lime church
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Lime church
  01/25/16
TY bro
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Plum Casino Volcanic Crater
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Big heaven gaping
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Smoky faggot firefighter
  10/27/17
...
Infuriating bearded temple coldplay fan
  10/27/17
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  05/24/18
...
Marvelous Associate
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Overrated trump supporter goal in life
  10/27/17
credited advice
Charismatic weed whacker
  05/24/18
even more toxic
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
abnormal abode
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Histrionic house black woman
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Lime church
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
lol
jade lettuce property
  06/01/17
...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Low-t Federal Sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
Cruel-hearted Sexy University
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
passionate mauve menage digit ratio
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
passionate mauve menage digit ratio
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
passionate mauve menage digit ratio
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
passionate mauve menage digit ratio
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
passionate mauve menage digit ratio
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
Lmao
spectacular dun windowlicker
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/25/16
lmao true
razzle parlor
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
...
Cruel-hearted Sexy University
  12/26/17
Haha
Contagious Drab Gas Station Prole
  03/19/20
...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Rusted crackhouse knife
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
awkward sandwich
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Big heaven gaping
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
aromatic cumskin
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Wonderful pea-brained brethren
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Overrated trump supporter goal in life
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Lascivious lilac shitlib
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Stubborn Pocket Flask
  06/03/19
oh no
supple piazza factory reset button
  08/08/19
LOL
Sickened national
  03/16/20
JFC
Marvelous Associate
  03/19/20
Update?
Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Pink Dilemma Milk
  01/25/16
...
razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
splenetic dog poop internal respiration
  05/19/16
...
fragrant hateful kitty cat
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
red nowag
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Rusted crackhouse knife
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
red nowag
  01/26/16
Cr
Rusted crackhouse knife
  01/26/16
...
Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
...
Maize Ceo
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
red nowag
  01/26/16
...
appetizing spruce tanning salon pozpig
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
canary nibblets new version
  01/26/16
...
canary nibblets new version
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Bright comical set scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Confused aquamarine site
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt
  01/26/16
...
aqua feces friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Low-t Federal Sanctuary
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt
  01/26/16
Lmfao
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Bright comical set scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
blue brunch
  01/16/19
...
Contagious Drab Gas Station Prole
  03/16/20
...
Nubile gay nursing home codepig
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
...
aqua feces friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
splenetic dog poop internal respiration
  03/28/16
...
Brilliant Arousing Hospital Mother
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
henna stage
  01/26/16
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Tan bateful hell
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Nubile gay nursing home codepig
  01/26/16
...
lemon native
  10/24/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Histrionic house black woman
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Tantric sapphire business firm old irish cottage
  04/04/16
...
Topaz abusive home juggernaut
  03/15/17
*applause*
Peach frum school useless brakes
  10/27/17
...
trip location
  09/26/21
...
Overrated trump supporter goal in life
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
red nowag
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
red nowag
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
red nowag
  01/26/16
...
Rusted crackhouse knife
  01/26/16
...
Lime church
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
odious pit
  01/26/16
Describe
red nowag
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
odious pit
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
red nowag
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
  01/26/16
...
Lime church
  01/26/16
Please be flame
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
odious pit
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
odious pit
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Curious chartreuse locale
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
geriatric idiot
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
odious pit
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
awkward sandwich
  01/26/16
Fuck
Curious chartreuse locale
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
fragrant hateful kitty cat
  01/26/16
cq's!
razzle parlor
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
odious pit
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Associate
  03/19/20
...
Topaz abusive home juggernaut
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
massive corner
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Tan bateful hell
  01/26/16
except for your autism
appetizing spruce tanning salon pozpig
  01/26/16
...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic weed whacker
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Tan bateful hell
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Lime church
  01/26/16
...
geriatric idiot
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Tan bateful hell
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt
  01/26/16
...
aqua feces friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Maize Ceo
  01/23/17
...
Topaz abusive home juggernaut
  03/15/17
...
Confused aquamarine site
  02/20/18
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lmao at the dog bit
Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt
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odious pit
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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odious pit
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do u love it
Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
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mind-boggling idea he suggested
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underhanded excitant market indirect expression
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Swashbuckling Lodge
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Swashbuckling Lodge
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Swashbuckling Lodge
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this guy gets it
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aqua feces friendly grandma
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180
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...
hairless beady-eyed theatre stock car
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Galvanic coral toilet seat son of senegal
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
awkward sandwich
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
odious pit
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Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
awkward sandwich
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...
odious pit
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mmm hmmm
odious pit
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
awkward sandwich
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
odious pit
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Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
awkward sandwich
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
odious pit
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
awkward sandwich
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180 twist
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
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Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky
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Titillating sooty station place of business
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
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geriatric idiot
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
awkward sandwich
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
awkward sandwich
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
geriatric idiot
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
naked roast beef
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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awkward sandwich
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razzle parlor
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180
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...
fragrant hateful kitty cat
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what the fuck was in this?
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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already preserved in the archives
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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...
fragrant hateful kitty cat
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
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Jfc
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Cerise deer antler
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Cerise deer antler
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Cerise deer antler
  01/17/19
...
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...
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thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
electric garrison
  04/09/19
...
Cerise deer antler
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Cerise deer antler
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
underhanded excitant market indirect expression
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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...
fragrant hateful kitty cat
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ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
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...
Cerise deer antler
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
misanthropic rigpig
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
hilarious stain
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Sepia locus

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Smoky faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: talented disgusting tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: house-broken depressive

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: idiotic fear-inspiring parlour love of her life

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Erotic selfie chapel



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Rusted crackhouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: coiffed thriller ratface ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: razzle parlor

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac magical fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: razzle parlor

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Maize Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: idiotic fear-inspiring parlour love of her life

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Dead Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Sepia locus

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Sepia locus

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Angry Cuckold



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: coiffed thriller ratface ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Rusted crackhouse knife

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Lime church

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: tripping hunting ground

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Territorial laughsome hall

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: talented disgusting tattoo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: bearded spot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle parlor

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: aqua feces friendly grandma



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: harsh vigorous space twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful motley patrolman

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: poppy azn theater

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: passionate mauve menage digit ratio

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Plum Casino Volcanic Crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Bull headed metal preventive strike foreskin



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Orchid mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Maize Ceo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: aqua feces friendly grandma



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: geriatric idiot



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Hideous Aggressive Forum Jewess



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sexy University



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Useless stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: coiffed thriller ratface ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: heady emerald lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Transparent field

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: flesh gunner plaza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Low-t Federal Sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Lavender insecure stead regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Maize Ceo

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: razzle parlor

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: supple piazza factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: odious pit

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Lascivious lilac shitlib

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sexy University



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: geriatric idiot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Nubile gay nursing home codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: geriatric idiot



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: indecent vengeful stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Mustard state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Mustard state

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Chestnut rambunctious striped hyena trailer park



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal resort

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Vivacious address sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Deep theater stage cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz carnelian masturbator

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: stirring frisky whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: rebellious double fault



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Elite Giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: soggy sienna area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Grizzly Exciting Dysfunction Hairy Legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: provocative bat shit crazy filthpig jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Topaz abusive home juggernaut



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cracking sick shrine voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728872)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: glittery anal legend orchestra pit

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: boyish kitchen round eye

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: electric garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Greedy quadroon school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Charismatic weed whacker

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored unholy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine mischievous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Brilliant Arousing Hospital Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Cerebral Kitty

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Amethyst range mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: appetizing spruce tanning salon pozpig

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Godawful party of the first part

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: bearded spot

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Plum Casino Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: white cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle parlor

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: razzle parlor

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: razzle parlor

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Tan bateful hell

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzle parlor

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Lime church

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Lime church

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Plum Casino Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Big heaven gaping

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Smoky faggot firefighter

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Infuriating bearded temple coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Overrated trump supporter goal in life

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Charismatic weed whacker

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: razzle parlor

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: abnormal abode

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: razzle parlor

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Histrionic house black woman

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Lime church

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: razzle parlor

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: jade lettuce property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: razzle parlor

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Low-t Federal Sanctuary

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sexy University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: passionate mauve menage digit ratio

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: passionate mauve menage digit ratio

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: passionate mauve menage digit ratio

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzle parlor

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: passionate mauve menage digit ratio

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: razzle parlor

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: passionate mauve menage digit ratio

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: razzle parlor

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: spectacular dun windowlicker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzle parlor

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Sexy University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Gas Station Prole

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Rusted crackhouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Big heaven gaping

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: aromatic cumskin

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Wonderful pea-brained brethren

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Overrated trump supporter goal in life

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Lascivious lilac shitlib

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Stubborn Pocket Flask

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: supple piazza factory reset button

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Sickened national

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Associate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Pink Dilemma Milk

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: red nowag

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Rusted crackhouse knife

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: red nowag

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Rusted crackhouse knife

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Maize Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Maize Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: red nowag

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: appetizing spruce tanning salon pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: canary nibblets new version

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: canary nibblets new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Bright comical set scourge upon the earth

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Confused aquamarine site

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: aqua feces friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Low-t Federal Sanctuary

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Bright comical set scourge upon the earth

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: blue brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Gas Station Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Nubile gay nursing home codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: aqua feces friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Brilliant Arousing Hospital Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: henna stage

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Tan bateful hell

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Nubile gay nursing home codepig

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: lemon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Histrionic house black woman

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Tantric sapphire business firm old irish cottage

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Topaz abusive home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Peach frum school useless brakes

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: trip location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Overrated trump supporter goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: red nowag

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: red nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: red nowag

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Rusted crackhouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Lime church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: odious pit

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: red nowag

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: odious pit

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: red nowag

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Lime church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: odious pit

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: odious pit

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: odious pit

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: razzle parlor

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: odious pit

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Topaz abusive home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: massive corner

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Tan bateful hell

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: appetizing spruce tanning salon pozpig

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Charismatic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Tan bateful hell

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Lime church

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: geriatric idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Tan bateful hell

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: aqua feces friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Maize Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Topaz abusive home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Confused aquamarine site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: red nowag

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: lemon native

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: mahogany office jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: rose french chef turdskin

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: odious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: azure adventurous rigor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: odious pit

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: odious pit

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: odious pit

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: odious pit

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: odious pit

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: odious pit

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Frozen submissive personal credit line hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Galvanic coral toilet seat son of senegal

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: coiffed thriller ratface ape

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Nubile gay nursing home codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Lime church

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: aqua feces friendly grandma

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Irate antidepressant drug

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: dark persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: hairless beady-eyed theatre stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: odious pit

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Galvanic coral toilet seat son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Galvanic coral toilet seat son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: odious pit

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: odious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: odious pit

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: odious pit

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: odious pit

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Histrionic house black woman

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Titillating sooty station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: naked roast beef

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: awkward sandwich

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: naked roast beef

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: razzle parlor

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Tan bateful hell

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: geriatric idiot

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: awkward sandwich

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: razzle parlor

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: 180 mint point gaming laptop

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: coiffed thriller ratface ape

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: bearded spot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  indian lodge boistinker

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Plum Casino Volcanic Crater

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Mustard state

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: violent nighttime rehab therapy

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Plum Casino Volcanic Crater

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: odious pit

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: violent nighttime rehab therapy

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Frozen submissive personal credit line hissy fit

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Histrionic house black woman

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Titillating sooty station place of business



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: soggy sienna area



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Haunted Graveyard Liquid Oxygen

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  boltzmann electric furnace

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Plum Casino Volcanic Crater



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Angry Cuckold



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

cr

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent wrinkle becky



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  church building



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: razzle parlor

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: violent nighttime rehab therapy

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: soggy sienna area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Ocher reading party institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: drunken maroon athletic conference

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Overrated trump supporter goal in life

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  boltzmann electric furnace

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Nubile gay nursing home codepig



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Topaz abusive home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: soggy sienna area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: pontificating meetinghouse karate

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  cyan crotch

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Associate

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  magenta



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: splenetic dog poop internal respiration



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  zombie-like people who are hurt

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  boiling water

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: electric garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Sable

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Sable

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Ocher reading party institution

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  Circlehead

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruise ship mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Gaped wagecucks

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: nofapping outnumbered faggotry

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: naked roast beef

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Cerise deer antler

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: electric garrison

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: pearly genital piercing

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Vivacious address sound barrier

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Nubile gay nursing home codepig



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Cerise deer antler



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: misanthropic rigpig

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  hilarious stain

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: misanthropic rigpig

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: misanthropic rigpig



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: translucent



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  toaster



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: fragrant hateful kitty cat



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Ungodly big-titted goyim



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: trip location



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Khaki Organic Girlfriend Newt

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lodge



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  dragon

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Offensive queen of the night

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: underhanded excitant market indirect expression



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Curious chartreuse locale



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Doobsian dashing step-uncle's house death wish



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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