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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: ruby concupiscible idiot sandwich

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: flushed bipolar toaster



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Brass Legend



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: adventurous confused lodge

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: adventurous confused lodge

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome personal credit line mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Khaki mood

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Khaki mood

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: onyx property



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Indian Lodge Kitty

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Spectacular selfie

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Indian Lodge Kitty

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Indian Lodge Kitty

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome personal credit line mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: metal kitty cat

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: irradiated double fault

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Resort

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: ruby concupiscible idiot sandwich

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: irradiated double fault



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hateful digit ratio public bath

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: ruby concupiscible idiot sandwich

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz jade wagecucks ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: brilliant bearded roommate son of senegal

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: milky fighting box office nibblets

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Indian Lodge Kitty

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: milky fighting box office nibblets

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: fluffy nursing home boistinker

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Stubborn hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Stubborn hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Naked police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Khaki mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Glittery puce roast beef cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring buff tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: heady judgmental point

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: irradiated double fault

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: salmon talented electric furnace toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: pink area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: flesh godawful pit ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: autistic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: fragrant ceo trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Obsidian bateful hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: flesh godawful pit ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: floppy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: floppy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Volcanic Crater Water Buffalo

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Arousing swollen national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: fluffy nursing home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: bisexual lake sneaky criminal theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: heady judgmental point

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: supple bat shit crazy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: floppy love of her life

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Blue razzle stead pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Peach jew idea he suggested

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: lavender outnumbered step-uncle's house patrolman

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: lascivious becky crotch

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: fluffy nursing home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: heady judgmental point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Clear national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: ruddy awkward locale

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful degenerate

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: domesticated hospital

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Indian Lodge Kitty

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: mauve thriller tank

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: jet underhanded antidepressant drug community account

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Cracking stage marketing idea

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: flushed bipolar toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: hilarious black lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Spruce Impressive Menage

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish puppy business firm

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: motley tattoo

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Indian Lodge Kitty

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: motley tattoo

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Spruce Impressive Menage

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Slimy adulterous rigpig site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome personal credit line mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: zippy cerebral dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: heady judgmental point

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: fishy range french chef

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Slate Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
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Author: demanding trip meetinghouse



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Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building



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Author: adventurous confused lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Purple bawdyhouse



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: gaped buck-toothed brethren church building



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Histrionic rose market shitlib

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I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Naked police squad



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: cobalt principal's office

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Stubborn hall



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Bistre casino

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Bistre casino



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: copper private investor ticket booth



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: flushed bipolar toaster



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Naked police squad



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: wild sexy address reading party



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: out-of-control heaven

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dark Base



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: snowy big theater stage boltzmann



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: out-of-control heaven



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: out-of-control heaven



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Mischievous vigorous home faggotry



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dark Base



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: emerald yarmulke whorehouse

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: maize misunderstood temple coldplay fan

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: bright karate



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: chartreuse soggy turdskin prole

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: odious fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Stubborn hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Stubborn hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor gaping

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: jet underhanded antidepressant drug community account



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: provocative abode gaming laptop



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: primrose rigor generalized bond



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant anal regret travel guidebook

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Stubborn hall

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: vibrant turquoise stage coffee pot

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: disgusting keepsake machete depressive



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Naked police squad



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Naked police squad



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: disgusting keepsake machete depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: mint lay gunner

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: vermilion black woman



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Citrine Feces



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling trust fund



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: multi-colored aggressive parlour pozpig



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: wild sexy address reading party

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: excitant goal in life dog poop

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: disgusting keepsake machete depressive



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: bull headed hunting ground library



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Naked police squad



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: bull headed hunting ground library



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: cordovan tantric stag film cuckold

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: maroon associate

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Milk Gas Station

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: flesh godawful pit ape



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: 180 smoky native



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Marvelous Milk Gas Station

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: 180 smoky native

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Marvelous Milk Gas Station

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Marvelous Milk Gas Station

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: odious fat ankles



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Dull Place Of Business



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Naked police squad



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: comical trump supporter



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Aromatic magical rehab

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: autistic spot

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Sooty headpube



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: primrose rigor generalized bond



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: dead shrine

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Contagious carmine halford athletic conference



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: passionate pontificating den

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser Dark Base



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: electric crackhouse cuckoldry

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: charcoal chest-beating scourge upon the earth

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Brass Legend

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: primrose rigor generalized bond

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Transparent Forum Jap



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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