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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Confused medicated business firm
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
umber juggernaut
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
bearded indigo gay wizard
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
umber juggernaut
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
umber juggernaut
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Confused medicated business firm
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
supple brilliant heaven
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
umber juggernaut
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
umber juggernaut
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
supple brilliant heaven
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
umber juggernaut
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
supple brilliant heaven
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
umber juggernaut
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
supple brilliant heaven
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
umber juggernaut
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
umber juggernaut
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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appetizing knife
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: bearded indigo gay wizard



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Confused medicated business firm

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: bearded indigo gay wizard

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Massive kitty

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: primrose laughsome half-breed market



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: ocher filthpig fanboi



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle stage double fault



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Stirring orchid bbw



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Ruby Home Rigpig

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Doobsian exciting center



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Hilarious Racy Athletic Conference



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Doobsian exciting center



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Big-titted people who are hurt internal respiration

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: primrose laughsome half-breed market



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: vibrant school yarmulke



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Doobsian exciting center



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Carmine insane coldplay fan

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: obsidian pozpig



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: ocher filthpig fanboi



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Confused medicated business firm

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: supple brilliant heaven

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: appetizing knife

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: appetizing knife



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: motley location ratface

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: umber juggernaut



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: twisted aromatic depressive corn cake

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Puce adventurous forum



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: 180 mewling institution antidepressant drug

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Effete wagecucks locus

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: magical lascivious range becky



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Puce adventurous forum

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Bonkers Pearl Immigrant

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Ruby Home Rigpig

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic fear-inspiring personal credit line garrison

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: supple brilliant heaven



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: motley location ratface

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Titillating onyx house indirect expression



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: umber juggernaut

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: bright concupiscible church



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