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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
anal public bath boistinker
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Startling indian lodge blood rage
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
abusive pozpig therapy
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Startling indian lodge blood rage
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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Multi-colored Zippy Roast Beef
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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metal karate bawdyhouse
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
anal public bath boistinker
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Multi-colored Zippy Roast Beef
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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insecure hell coffee pot
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racy preventive strike
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
anal public bath boistinker
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racy preventive strike
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
abusive pozpig therapy
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
racy preventive strike
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
racy preventive strike
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
racy preventive strike
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
racy preventive strike
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
racy preventive strike
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
anal public bath boistinker
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Titillating Base Ladyboy
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Titillating Base Ladyboy
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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anal public bath boistinker
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Chestnut shrine
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
brindle adventurous ratface headpube
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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aphrodisiac iridescent whorehouse elastic band
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Chestnut shrine
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lol johnsmeyer
vigorous gold hospital
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Spectacular alcoholic striped hyena
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Coincidence that crows are black?
Ungodly Pale Mexican
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Lawman8 weeping
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racy preventive strike
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
anal public bath boistinker
  11/14/19
historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Startling indian lodge blood rage



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: abusive pozpig therapy

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Startling indian lodge blood rage

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: stimulating ebony bbw national

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Ungodly Pale Mexican

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Burgundy hairless round eye idea he suggested



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: insecure hell coffee pot



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Brass Domesticated Casino Mother



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: swollen athletic conference institution



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic striped hyena

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Zippy Roast Beef



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: henna low-t telephone



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Zippy Roast Beef



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: slap-happy infuriating milk corner

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Burgundy hairless round eye idea he suggested



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: metal karate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Zippy Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling office pervert

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: insecure hell coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: racy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: racy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: abusive pozpig therapy

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: racy preventive strike

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: racy preventive strike

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: racy preventive strike

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: racy preventive strike

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: racy preventive strike

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Titillating Base Ladyboy

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Titillating Base Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Sick Marvelous Stage Psychic

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Offensive stain home

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Chestnut shrine



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: brindle adventurous ratface headpube

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac iridescent whorehouse elastic band



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Chestnut shrine

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: vigorous gold hospital

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic striped hyena

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Ungodly Pale Mexican

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Greedy Church Building Double Fault

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: racy preventive strike



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Sick Marvelous Stage Psychic

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: maroon odious cuckold mad cow disease



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: anal public bath boistinker

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Bespoke Genital Piercing



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