$1 trillion to hit hole in 1 on a 400 yard par 4 or skin stripped off & fed to u
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Date: January 21st, 2020 10:52 PM Author: Gaped public bath legend
You're seated in a schoolroom chair with attached table on the fairway approximately equidistant between the tee and the hole; a video of your failed attempt is played in front of you on a large, semi-curved display screen with the audio volume controlled by a leather-clad Iranian fellow who invited you to call him "the Executioner" as he led you to the chair; it's sunny with a gentle breeze coming out of the southwest and the abundant sound of birds chirping and the babbling of water from a nearby river. At the conclusion of the clip, your entire body is degloved simultaneously by something you can't see, moving so fast over the fairway, to your chair, then past you in a bloody blur. The skin is heaped next to you in the chair. "The Executioner" takes out a white Crate & Barrel Adonis Collection dinner plate with accompanying salad fork and carving knife, places it on the table, plates the dripping pile of skin, and instructs you to "eat the whole thing, quickly."
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