SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried"
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 11:21 AM Author: arousing brilliant property
or "convicted" or "go to jail." I will never be "disbarred."
There is no "evidence." There never was. I will never have CPS "take my kid away." I will continue to live, love, and laugh in perfect freedom all the long days of my life. Just FYI. HTH.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42392105)
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 11:26 AM Author: Vibrant Theater Stage
same energy
https://youtu.be/i7lA4OSbvZM
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42392140) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 1:05 PM Author: gay station water buffalo
Date: May 3rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: The Devonian fish, the juxtaposed thumb, the fonta
and I'll "Get away scot free!" grr grr.
By the way, your name is "Candy Ride." I dont think you are in a position to opine on the relative creepiness of poasts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2#42392402)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42392925)
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 5:13 PM Author: Titillating maroon center faggotry
To be fair,
“It’s a hard truth to swallow,” SP jr. muttered sadly.
“And believe me, I know about swallowing hard things.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42394649) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Titillating maroon center faggotry
To be fair,
This probably made sense in your head.
Then again, apparently so does the fact that you allegedly brutally and violently rape a poor innocent adopted Asian child on a regular basis, and then borderline brag about it to a bunch of strangers on the internet who all absolutely hate you (and also know your real name and address).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42394740) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 5:50 PM Author: Titillating maroon center faggotry
To be fair,
Trying to imagine what my response would be if dozens (maybe hundreds) of people who knew my real name, address, and employer all seriously suspected that I was sexually abusing a prepubescent minor child in my custody, to the point where they went out of their way to actively accuse me of it and harass me on a daily basis.
Shrugging and saying “haters gonna hate” isn’t near the top of my personal list, I don’t think.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42394821) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 5:53 PM Author: arousing brilliant property
not really productive. it is what it is.
i dont think anyone actually seriously believes I do any of those things. they just like harassing me and they like the fact that i actually have a career etc so i respond to outtings and linked up defamatory stuff.
There may be a handful of schizophrenics who cant get their shit together, but that's just the way it is.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42394836) |
Date: May 3rd, 2021 5:49 PM Author: Beady-eyed Codepig Famous Landscape Painting
This is Spaceporn’s version of “If I Did It”
Spaceporn - you need to stop this shit. You’re looking less sympathetic by the day. I know you didn’t do anything and love that kid but this stuff just looks bad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42394816) |
Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:53 PM Author: soul-stirring regret bbw
sick guy
Your punishment will be extrajudicial
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#42396140) |
Date: April 15th, 2024 10:23 PM Author: Lake Becky School
I’ve literally been using this as a voice acting passage to try out new cartoon villain characters. I’ve done like three so far and it’s evergreen.
the line about “evidence” is the lynchpin, there are so many ways you can make it feel momentous in a distinctive fashion for each voice.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#47586432) |
Date: October 5th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: orange useless brakes home
this is top 3 autoadmit threads of all time for me
maybe even #1
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825237&forum_id=2,#49327742) |
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