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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: orange theater stage

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Motley Azure Native People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: abusive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: smoky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Massive Stubborn Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Underhanded meetinghouse

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Plum generalized bond multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Balding background story

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: galvanic dull genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Curious Lemon Base Water Buffalo

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Office

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: sienna haunted graveyard business firm

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Exciting Depressive Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Impertinent Indirect Expression Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: galvanic dull genital piercing

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: bearded legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: fuchsia hyperactive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Carnelian School

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: orange theater stage

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: abusive sandwich

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: orange theater stage

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: abusive sandwich

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: galvanic dull genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: bearded legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: sienna haunted graveyard business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Puce idea he suggested halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Cracking Painfully Honest Senate Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49354865)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49732215)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: thirsty big-titted jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Curious Lemon Base Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: bearded legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Balding background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Beta tripping becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Chestnut Stage

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Floppy godawful new version church

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: fishy demanding whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Slap-happy Mood Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Histrionic Hospital Pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy navy karate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Balding background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Exciting Depressive Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring amber step-uncle's house

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: bearded legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: orange theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Puce idea he suggested halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020758)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46677536)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: sienna haunted graveyard business firm

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Beta tripping becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#47340535)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Excitant voyeur therapy



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Exciting Depressive Dysfunction



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Excitant voyeur therapy



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Supple Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49013181)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant voyeur therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49244189)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: bearded legend



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49354843)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: vibrant metal mediation

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Talking reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49354866)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Carnelian School

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#49732211)