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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender
  07/17/22
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judgmental property cuckoldry
  07/17/22
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autistic point
  07/17/22
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Contagious deranged faggot firefighter mediation
  07/18/22
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Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender
  09/29/22
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Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
ruddy site
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
ruddy site
  01/07/23
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Contagious deranged faggot firefighter mediation
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Misunderstood painfully honest hall
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Misunderstood painfully honest hall
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Aggressive institution ratface
  03/18/23
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Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Misunderstood painfully honest hall
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Titillating spruce forum stock car
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
stubborn useless brakes
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Submissive Idiot Blood Rage
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/23/24
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Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
burgundy space masturbator
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Sienna Marvelous Corner Skinny Woman
  09/28/24
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Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Blathering Nowag Boltzmann
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: judgmental property cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: autistic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Contagious deranged faggot firefighter mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: ruddy site

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: ruddy site

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Contagious deranged faggot firefighter mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood painfully honest hall

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Misunderstood painfully honest hall

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Aggressive institution ratface

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Misunderstood painfully honest hall

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Titillating spruce forum stock car

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: stubborn useless brakes

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Submissive Idiot Blood Rage

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: burgundy space masturbator

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Sienna Marvelous Corner Skinny Woman

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nursing Home Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Blathering Nowag Boltzmann

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49932244)