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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:00 PM Author: Tripping Home
I wouldn’t act on it, though.
The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45940007) |
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Topaz titillating spot psychic
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45940011)
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Aromatic Nibblets Location
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
>I can think of several times you have kissed and told off the top of my head
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45940015) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:04 PM Author: Aromatic Nibblets Location
Sam Hyde
Noam Chomsky
/thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45940023) |
Date: February 15th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: Snowy awkward cruise ship
"The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!"
What the fuck are you even talking about. This is what makes most women bad mistresses, they might be willing to do all that other stuff but they want to be the main woman, for it to be long-term, to be the one that gets doted on for holidays, etc. You might as well say you're the perfect lifeguard except you're quadriplegic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45940111) |
Date: February 15th, 2023 11:44 PM Author: green stimulating library
Great list with zero discussion of your sex drive and openness to the kinky shit wifes don’t do
“Haha I’m a good mistress my personality is good and i pay my own bills!”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45940678) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:24 AM Author: brindle whorehouse
Do you think this gradeschool halfhearted attempt at "I know you are, but what am I" level comeback is doing anything other than proving our point?
You are bottom 10% on the board for intelligence and humor, and you routinely poast dreck so bad that even with moniker scrambling, numerous poasters immediately picked up on your moniker change from dcpoast (a cursory search for which reveals dozens of threads with lots of poasts, dedicated exclusively to deriding you for these horrible qualities).
What's more, you're the same bizarre fucking weirdo that spammed resident worthless turboslut tbtp with HUNDREDS of emails over the course of years, all with the same creepy, cloying baby talk.
You're literally disabled, would be a danger to others if you were any less pathetic, and -- worst of all -- you pollute the board with your presence. Kys to solve all of the above.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45941367) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 8:47 AM Author: rebellious bespoke pit
Holy shit. OP reads exactly like a conversation I had with a semi-autistic Harvard STEM post-doc I fucked on tinder once.
And exactly like a different conversation I had with a semi-autistic Yale Med Student I fucked from Craigslist Casual encounters way back in the day.
Both said literally the exact same things. I mean fucking exact same things.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45941262) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 9:17 AM Author: Buck-toothed hospital
Fine, let's do an experiment, a test run, as it were.
I'm a Boston guy, I visit often. I'm even not hideous. I'm in need of a mistress. I will report back to the board, providing content and allowing you to demonstrate your bona fides.
Are we doing this?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45941351) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 9:26 AM Author: beta hilarious resort therapy
Is this an LSAT prompt?
"I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell"
"I kind of have a dude brain"
"The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45941380) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 9:50 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigor
those traits:
-a cluster of STIs
-mental illness
-barrenness
-greed
-not being particularly attractive
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#48084150) |
Date: February 16th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: Nighttime Nursing Home
"and it doesn't mean i don't suppress my urges"
what, like 40% of them?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#45942588) |
Date: September 13th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Narrow-minded rigor
The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess that really "sux", GJR! oh well
at least when you die alone you can look back and take pride in how much of a whore you are
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2,#48084161) |
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