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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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free-loading unholy whorehouse
  02/28/23
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Insane ticket booth
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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odious multi-billionaire
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Insane ticket booth
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pearl hateful boltzmann
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zombie-like dashing step-uncle's house
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free-loading unholy whorehouse
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Pale chapel stain
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free-loading unholy whorehouse
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
puce institution
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
bossy lascivious trump supporter
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Frozen Keepsake Machete
  09/07/25
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Plum Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
free-loading unholy whorehouse
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Insane ticket booth

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2,#45993766)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: odious multi-billionaire



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Plum Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Insane ticket booth



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: pearl hateful boltzmann



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: zombie-like dashing step-uncle's house



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Pale chapel stain



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: puce institution

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: bossy lascivious trump supporter

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Frozen Keepsake Machete



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Plum Twinkling Uncleanness

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2,#45993779)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2,#45993788)



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: free-loading unholy whorehouse



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Sienna friendly grandma jewess



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