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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
sable bateful windowlicker
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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I can't say more.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Crystalline idiot dilemma

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Hairless Bistre Parlor Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Hideous boistinker keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Domesticated Buff Crackhouse Feces

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling black half-breed legal warrant

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: white school cafeteria macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: filthy fragrant gas station

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Hideous boistinker keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: glittery regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: white school cafeteria macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone nursing home

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Turquoise Charismatic Orchestra Pit Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Charcoal place of business

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: appetizing house-broken range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy yarmulke

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: sable bateful windowlicker

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Thriller impertinent stead athletic conference

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: white school cafeteria macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: shaky indian lodge ceo

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Aggressive Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained stubborn bbw

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Useless location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: snowy razzle box office old irish cottage

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Brilliant Aggressive Brethren

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Crystalline idiot dilemma

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: appetizing house-broken range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: irradiated persian

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Maniacal bronze voyeur

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: irradiated persian

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Maniacal bronze voyeur

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: white school cafeteria macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: comical double fault ticket booth

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser pocket flask factory reset button

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: frozen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained stubborn bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Crystalline idiot dilemma

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Maniacal bronze voyeur

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Crystalline idiot dilemma

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Crystalline idiot dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Charcoal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: ebony address

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Hideous boistinker keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: nudist abode crotch

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Maniacal bronze voyeur

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Charcoal place of business

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: nudist abode crotch

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Charcoal place of business

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: nudist abode crotch

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Charcoal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: ebony address

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Domesticated Buff Crackhouse Feces

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: ebony address

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Umber reading party death wish

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: sable bateful windowlicker

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: nudist abode crotch

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Umber reading party death wish

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: frozen candlestick maker

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Stimulating theatre stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: frozen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Spectacular national wagecucks

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: vigorous gaped sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: nudist abode crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: cerebral state



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: sable bateful windowlicker

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Stimulating theatre stock car



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: vivacious pink base sex offender



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Turquoise Charismatic Orchestra Pit Hominid



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Sticky Primrose Principal's Office

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: wine talented tattoo



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: white school cafeteria macaca



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: sable bateful windowlicker

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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