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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
nighttime soul-stirring bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
glittery casino
  03/02/24
...
Swashbuckling Honey-headed Blood Rage
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Coral business firm striped hyena
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
nighttime soul-stirring bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Coral business firm striped hyena
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
nighttime soul-stirring bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
lmao
Abnormal razzmatazz area
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
rose station
  03/03/24
...
Odious Autistic Mediation Jew
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
trip narrow-minded organic girlfriend center
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
bull headed dilemma brethren
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
bull headed dilemma brethren
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Yellow racy point cuckoldry
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
ivory galvanic school cafeteria
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
vibrant keepsake machete crackhouse
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
twinkling electric death wish
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Scarlet Boyish Mad Cow Disease
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
geriatric wonderful brunch pervert
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
domesticated stirring hall
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Poppy diverse site deer antler
  03/02/24
...
Cerise Motley Property Multi-billionaire
  03/02/24
...
Metal turdskin
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Cerise Motley Property Multi-billionaire
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Metal turdskin
  03/02/24
...
Abnormal razzmatazz area
  03/03/24
...
Cyan comical windowlicker
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
provocative cobalt house
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Mind-boggling school voyeur
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Mind-boggling school voyeur
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Apoplectic fanboi stage
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Coral business firm striped hyena
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
outnumbered copper market
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
nofapping rambunctious range goal in life
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Slippery halford locus
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
charismatic university
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
twinkling electric death wish
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
ivory galvanic school cafeteria
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
domesticated stirring hall
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Yellow racy point cuckoldry
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
domesticated stirring hall
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
demanding mother gas station
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Brass half-breed
  03/03/24
"shit"
geriatric wonderful brunch pervert
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Cerebral nibblets
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
thriller trailer park telephone
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
spectacular hunting ground water buffalo
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
razzle-dazzle cuckold
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Brass half-breed
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
blathering transparent dysfunction
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
flushed orchestra pit potus
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Crawly state
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
ocher church
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
disgusting public bath
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
bull headed dilemma brethren
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
trip narrow-minded organic girlfriend center
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Brass half-breed
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/11/24
...
Chartreuse French Temple Headpube
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Yellow racy point cuckoldry
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Aquamarine address
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
domesticated stirring hall
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
domesticated stirring hall
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Scarlet Boyish Mad Cow Disease
  03/11/24
...
Aquamarine address
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood
  03/11/24
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Contagious Mischievous Associate
  03/11/24
...
Odious Autistic Mediation Jew
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/12/24
...
Smoky hospital
  03/12/24
...
Dark principal's office
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
twinkling electric death wish
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
fragrant rehab
  03/13/24
...
Heady lodge
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Cowardly curious piazza factory reset button
  03/13/24
...
Swashbuckling Honey-headed Blood Rage
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
fragrant rehab
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Aquamarine address
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
arousing background story toaster
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
blathering transparent dysfunction
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
flushed orchestra pit potus
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
disgusting public bath
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Heady lodge
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
ivory galvanic school cafeteria
  03/13/24
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Iridescent Idea He Suggested
  03/13/24
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Grizzly ungodly resort
  03/14/24
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concupiscible bossy chad
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Chartreuse French Temple Headpube
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
twinkling electric death wish
  03/13/24
...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
fragrant rehab
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
startled cracking stag film dog poop
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
ivory galvanic school cafeteria
  03/16/24
...
180 genital piercing
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Lemon marvelous stock car
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Swashbuckling Honey-headed Blood Rage
  03/16/24
...
Chartreuse French Temple Headpube
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
pungent weed whacker
  03/16/24
...
Maize bearded fat ankles corn cake
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
Talented fluffy boistinker
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Carmine Theater Stage Electric Furnace
  03/16/24
...
Yellow racy point cuckoldry
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
flushed orchestra pit potus
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
hideous lay
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Smoky hospital
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
multi-colored meetinghouse kitty cat
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
Cowardly curious piazza factory reset button
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood
  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: nighttime soul-stirring bawdyhouse

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: glittery casino

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Honey-headed Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Coral business firm striped hyena

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: nighttime soul-stirring bawdyhouse

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Coral business firm striped hyena

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: nighttime soul-stirring bawdyhouse

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Abnormal razzmatazz area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: rose station

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Odious Autistic Mediation Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: trip narrow-minded organic girlfriend center

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: bull headed dilemma brethren

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: bull headed dilemma brethren

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Yellow racy point cuckoldry

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: ivory galvanic school cafeteria

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete crackhouse

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: twinkling electric death wish

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Boyish Mad Cow Disease

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: geriatric wonderful brunch pervert

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: domesticated stirring hall

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Poppy diverse site deer antler

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Cerise Motley Property Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Metal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Cerise Motley Property Multi-billionaire

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Metal turdskin

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Abnormal razzmatazz area



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Cyan comical windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: provocative cobalt house

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school voyeur

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school voyeur

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Apoplectic fanboi stage

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Coral business firm striped hyena

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: outnumbered copper market

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: nofapping rambunctious range goal in life

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Slippery halford locus

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: charismatic university

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: twinkling electric death wish

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: ivory galvanic school cafeteria

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: domesticated stirring hall

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Yellow racy point cuckoldry

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: domesticated stirring hall

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: demanding mother gas station

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Brass half-breed

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: geriatric wonderful brunch pervert

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Cerebral nibblets

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: thriller trailer park telephone

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: spectacular hunting ground water buffalo

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckold

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Brass half-breed

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: blathering transparent dysfunction

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: flushed orchestra pit potus

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Crawly state

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: ocher church

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: disgusting public bath

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: bull headed dilemma brethren

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: trip narrow-minded organic girlfriend center

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Brass half-breed

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse French Temple Headpube



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Yellow racy point cuckoldry

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine address

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: domesticated stirring hall

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: domesticated stirring hall

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Boyish Mad Cow Disease

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine address



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Contagious Mischievous Associate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Odious Autistic Mediation Jew



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Smoky hospital



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Dark principal's office



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: twinkling electric death wish

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: fragrant rehab

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Heady lodge



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Cowardly curious piazza factory reset button

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Honey-headed Blood Rage



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: fragrant rehab

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine address

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: arousing background story toaster

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: blathering transparent dysfunction

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: flushed orchestra pit potus

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: disgusting public bath

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Heady lodge

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: ivory galvanic school cafeteria

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Idea He Suggested



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Grizzly ungodly resort



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: concupiscible bossy chad



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse French Temple Headpube



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: appetizing hell

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: twinkling electric death wish

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: fragrant rehab

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: startled cracking stag film dog poop

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: ivory galvanic school cafeteria

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Lemon marvelous stock car

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Honey-headed Blood Rage

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse French Temple Headpube



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: pungent weed whacker

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Maize bearded fat ankles corn cake



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Carmine Theater Stage Electric Furnace

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Yellow racy point cuckoldry



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: flushed orchestra pit potus

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: hideous lay

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Smoky hospital

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: multi-colored meetinghouse kitty cat

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Cowardly curious piazza factory reset button

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Histrionic Sapphire Double Fault Mood

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: idiotic psychic box office

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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