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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| soggy dull deer antler | 09/10/24 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: soggy dull deer antler You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: bat shit crazy brass chapel gaping 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: soggy dull deer antler No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: bat shit crazy brass chapel gaping in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: rambunctious multi-billionaire LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: rambunctious multi-billionaire LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: ruby hyperventilating useless brakes hall Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: rambunctious multi-billionaire BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: soggy dull deer antler You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: rambunctious multi-billionaire I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: soggy dull deer antler Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: bat shit crazy brass chapel gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Crystalline Sickened Elastic Band Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: charismatic disrespectful toaster puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: bat shit crazy brass chapel gaping I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: hairraiser boiling water Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Vivacious affirmative action house Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: soggy dull deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Heady awkward address famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: rambunctious multi-billionaire lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Exhilarant light coldplay fan scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Judgmental bisexual area pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Judgmental bisexual area pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: aggressive shrine regret Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: soggy dull deer antler OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Blue Fiercely-loyal Forum Voyeur The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Big-titted transparent nibblets 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#49736580) |