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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
bonkers self-centered reading party
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Arousing insanely creepy mexican volcanic crater
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
bonkers self-centered reading party
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Arousing insanely creepy mexican volcanic crater
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Metal mind-boggling masturbator casino
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Awkward Institution
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
bonkers self-centered reading party
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
anal doobsian sanctuary candlestick maker
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Up-to-no-good macaca
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
laughsome know-it-all step-uncle's house
  09/18/24
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Racy headpube
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
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  09/18/24
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adventurous house-broken temple
  09/19/24
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Fragrant Chapel Skinny Woman
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
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  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
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  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Yellow knife
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bonkers self-centered reading party
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multi-colored half-breed plaza
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: bonkers self-centered reading party

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Arousing insanely creepy mexican volcanic crater

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: bonkers self-centered reading party

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Arousing insanely creepy mexican volcanic crater

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2,#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Metal mind-boggling masturbator casino

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Awkward Institution

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: bonkers self-centered reading party

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: anal doobsian sanctuary candlestick maker

Lol, sounds cringy af

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good macaca

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: laughsome know-it-all step-uncle's house

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Racy headpube



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Diverse Sapphire Trailer Park Ape

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: adventurous house-broken temple



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Chapel Skinny Woman



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring sinister pozpig cruise ship

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Haunting Son Of Senegal Mad Cow Disease

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2,#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Yellow knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: bonkers self-centered reading party



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: multi-colored half-breed plaza



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Bossy embarrassed to the bone roast beef senate



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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