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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
cracking free-loading stock car
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
trip copper toaster giraffe
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
pearl odious set
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Titillating love of her life school
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Cheese-eating shitlib
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Laughsome reading party
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
cracking free-loading stock car
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Brass Fat Ankles
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Deranged hot trust fund hell
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Bistre pistol
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
provocative tank forum
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/29/25
no
provocative tank forum
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Pontificating primrose newt
  08/29/25
...
provocative tank forum
  08/28/25
...
Pontificating primrose newt
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
galvanic dilemma striped hyena
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Pea-brained idiot
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
bespoke bronze really tough guy
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Pea-brained idiot
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
mint hospital
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Hilarious faggotry gaping
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
trip copper toaster giraffe
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
trip copper toaster giraffe
  08/28/25
wow
Cheese-eating shitlib
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Stimulating Coiffed Theatre Patrolman
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Flatulent big corn cake
  08/29/25
...
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Wild sienna whorehouse
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
umber indirect expression selfie
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Fragrant Balding Prole Cruise Ship
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: cracking free-loading stock car

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: trip copper toaster giraffe

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: pearl odious set

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Titillating love of her life school

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating shitlib

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Laughsome reading party

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: cracking free-loading stock car

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Brass Fat Ankles

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Deranged hot trust fund hell

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Bistre pistol

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: provocative tank forum

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: provocative tank forum

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Pontificating primrose newt

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: provocative tank forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pontificating primrose newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma striped hyena

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained idiot

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bespoke bronze really tough guy

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained idiot

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: mint hospital

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Hilarious faggotry gaping

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: trip copper toaster giraffe

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: trip copper toaster giraffe

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating shitlib

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Coiffed Theatre Patrolman

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Flatulent big corn cake

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Wild sienna whorehouse

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: umber indirect expression selfie

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Balding Prole Cruise Ship

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#50102080)