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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Flesh rambunctious love of her life
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Honey-headed antidepressant drug brethren
  08/28/25
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Flesh rambunctious love of her life
  08/28/25
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cracking obsidian immigrant pistol
  08/28/25
that's it?
soul-stirring pearly sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Flesh rambunctious love of her life
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Orange duck-like fanboi parlor
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
soul-stirring pearly sanctuary friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
galvanic light ratface
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
galvanic light ratface
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
galvanic light ratface
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  09/12/25
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carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  10/28/25
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carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Pearl Private Investor
  08/28/25
Happy?
Greedy Provocative Roast Beef
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Pearl Private Investor
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
galvanic light ratface
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
cracking obsidian immigrant pistol
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
galvanic light ratface
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
cracking obsidian immigrant pistol
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Aphrodisiac halford
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
mahogany dilemma
  08/28/25
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Transparent athletic conference
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
lilac racy yarmulke
  08/29/25
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Garnet hyperventilating resort
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
wonderful glassy box office
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Bespoke foreskin
  08/29/25
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Transparent athletic conference
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
razzle-dazzle khaki abode
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Bespoke foreskin
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
stirring pungent multi-billionaire telephone
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
galvanic light ratface
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Pearl Private Investor
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
wonderful glassy box office
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
galvanic light ratface
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Sick Filthy Location
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Federal Pozpig
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Pearl Private Investor
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
cracking obsidian immigrant pistol
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
galvanic light ratface
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Bespoke foreskin
  09/01/25
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galvanic light ratface
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Bespoke foreskin
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
galvanic light ratface
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Greedy Provocative Roast Beef
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Pearl Private Investor
  09/01/25
?
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  09/12/25
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carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
walnut arousing deer antler mother
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Pearl Private Investor
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
galvanic light ratface
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  09/12/25
Yes
galvanic light ratface
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
carmine fragrant internal respiration legend
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Flesh rambunctious love of her life
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flesh rambunctious love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed antidepressant drug brethren

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Flesh rambunctious love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: cracking obsidian immigrant pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring pearly sanctuary friendly grandma

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Flesh rambunctious love of her life

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Orange duck-like fanboi parlor

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring pearly sanctuary friendly grandma

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: galvanic light ratface

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Pearl Private Investor

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Greedy Provocative Roast Beef

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Pearl Private Investor

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: cracking obsidian immigrant pistol

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: cracking obsidian immigrant pistol

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac halford

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Transparent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: lilac racy yarmulke

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Garnet hyperventilating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: wonderful glassy box office

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Bespoke foreskin

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Transparent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle khaki abode

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Bespoke foreskin

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: stirring pungent multi-billionaire telephone

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: galvanic light ratface

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Pearl Private Investor

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: wonderful glassy box office

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Sick Filthy Location

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Federal Pozpig

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Pearl Private Investor

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: cracking obsidian immigrant pistol

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bespoke foreskin

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bespoke foreskin

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic light ratface

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Greedy Provocative Roast Beef

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Pearl Private Investor

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: walnut arousing deer antler mother

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Pearl Private Investor

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: galvanic light ratface

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: galvanic light ratface

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Flesh rambunctious love of her life

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259839)