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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
flirting hell
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Racy Hairless Macaca Love Of Her Life
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Histrionic slippery space
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
godawful nubile gay wizard center
  08/30/25
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Chest-beating gaming laptop wagecucks
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Ruby Resort
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Multi-colored smoky keepsake machete lodge
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
flirting hell
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Multi-colored smoky keepsake machete lodge
  08/31/25
...
Up-to-no-good bronze tanning salon therapy
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  08/31/25
delusional take
Up-to-no-good bronze tanning salon therapy
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Infuriating Motley Home
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
mauve contagious rigor
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
flirting hell
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
flirting hell
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
mauve contagious rigor
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
mauve contagious rigor
  09/05/25
...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
submissive half-breed
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
mauve contagious rigor
  09/05/25
...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
mauve contagious rigor
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
flirting hell
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
self-centered vibrant mad-dog skullcap internal respiration
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
self-centered vibrant mad-dog skullcap internal respiration
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/05/25
Kenny
mauve contagious rigor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
flirting hell
  09/06/25
...
thirsty costumed school
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/06/25
...
thirsty costumed school
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
flirting hell
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
frisky domesticated codepig
  09/07/25
Explain
flirting hell
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
sinister stage
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
flirting hell
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
flirting hell
  09/07/25
...
Infuriating Motley Home
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Sable swashbuckling trump supporter
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: flirting hell

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Racy Hairless Macaca Love Of Her Life

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Histrionic slippery space

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: godawful nubile gay wizard center

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating gaming laptop wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Ruby Resort

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored smoky keepsake machete lodge

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: flirting hell

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored smoky keepsake machete lodge

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good bronze tanning salon therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good bronze tanning salon therapy

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Motley Home

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mauve contagious rigor

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: flirting hell

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: flirting hell

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: mauve contagious rigor

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: mauve contagious rigor

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: submissive half-breed

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: mauve contagious rigor

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: mauve contagious rigor

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: flirting hell

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: self-centered vibrant mad-dog skullcap internal respiration

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: self-centered vibrant mad-dog skullcap internal respiration

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: mauve contagious rigor

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: flirting hell

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: thirsty costumed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: thirsty costumed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: flirting hell

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: frisky domesticated codepig

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: flirting hell

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: sinister stage

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: flirting hell

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: flirting hell

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Infuriating Motley Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sable swashbuckling trump supporter

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49592738)