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the REAL reason Americans eat sweet corn as a staple is really fucking sad
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Indians never grew sweet corn as a staple. They considered it an oddity that was only used on ceremonial occasions to make sweets. They ate hundreds of varieties of maize and only a few were sweet corn.
The problem is that by the time Europeans arrived here, they were already hooked on sugar from Asia. They kept asking these American Indians "what's good to eat around here" and Indians kept giving them all this maize, but it never worked. The Europeans never said "oh thank you, this is great" until some tribe noticed their sugar addiction and offered them some sweet corn. It was at that point that Europeans finally came to love maize, and now it's ILLEGAL to use other varieties of maize for anything but animal feed and home decor |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: dried up stinky dick licker why the fuck are you babbling about corn so much today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564646) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT he's a schizo freak, he babbles all day every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564956) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565589) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566161) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Finally a sweet treat masterman weighs in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566617) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) i enjoy the whimsy of NSAMs schizo obsessions. i mean, who could ever have predicted SWEET CORN would be one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566163) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566539) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: peeface what the fuck are you talking about? corn meal and all sorts of other corn products are made from field corn.
people eat unprocessed sweet corn as a meal because it tastes good, unlike a mouth full of bland starch.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Jared Baumeister https://www.quakeroats.com/products/more-products-from-quaker/specialty-items/corn-meal/yellow-corn-meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564902) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: peeface yeah, that's field corn, a good example of how you are wrong about corn as with every other topic
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Whatever the fuck this is they don't eat it in Mexico
https://i.imgur.com/sP0sh6l.jpeg |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: peeface i assume they do, just because you have been wrong about everything else
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: peeface what do you know, our lowest IQ poster is wrong again:
https://www.amazon.com.mx/Albers-harina-ma%C3%ADz-amarillo-40/dp/B00NPVK8D0/
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) ever hear of elote? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566164) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: theranchman woah! where does polenta fit into all of this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564573) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Jared Baumeister For 12,000 years it was made with without maize (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564590) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: dried up stinky dick licker for 12,000 years ppl also wiped their assholes without toilet paper and didn't have cable TV or air conditioning. when it was hot out in the summer they would sit in a hot ass room because they had no AC staring at a wall because they had no TV and wiped their assholes with pages from the book of Leviticus when they took a shit because they had no toilet paper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564865) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Jared Baumeister https://youtube.com/shorts/zd7bIaqYxLc?si=KchyeAZ7u2sdTh1A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564920) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: dried up stinky dick licker real tortillas are made with flour and not corn anyways. lol at eating shitty cattle grade feed corn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564947) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: [deleted by poaster] ( o .o) what about poblano peppers? do they not have a place? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564634) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: animeboi (.) Its not a fucking 'staple' and we're able to have sweet corn all year round because of preservation technology (canning and freezing) instead it being very seasonal. Go munch on some flint corn, Poasts Too Much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564655) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Jared Baumeister It's in are Coca-Cola and are fuel tanks. It's absolutely a staple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564766) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: animeboi (.) That's high-fructose corn syrup which is NOT made from sweet corn, dumbass. They use enzymes to break down regular starchy corn to glucose, dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564813) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Jared Baumeister It's sugar from corn. That's all we ever wanted. We don't eat delicious foods like pozole here because they're not full of sugar.
Interesting fact: Indians didn't have sugar or even honey. They had something like honey but it more of a liquid you drank and it wasn't very sweet. Mayans used cocoa beans as currency but they ate and drank all their chocolate with no sugar |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: hung stud Yeah if only we could be more like the Mayans and the Anasazi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565532) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564912) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Federal Mask Mandate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566538) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Guy Debord (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564808) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: TURD SANDWICH ( ) thinking about shoving some sweet corn up my ass in honor of your cornMEGAPOASTING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564666) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564786) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: dried up stinky dick licker Anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564788) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: fulano this is a man of many interests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564801) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: jewhouls and goyblins Hitler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564897) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Here's the real dividing line between the USA and Mexico:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixtamalization
Mexicans do that shit to their corn. It's necessary in order to make it nutritious. However you can't find any nixtamalized corn products at Kroger or Safeway or even Whole Foods. Go ahead and try. 100% of the corn we eat is processed some other way.
That's why 100% of our tortillas taste like dogshit. We had to invent flour tortillas to compensate for the shittiness of our corn tortillas, which crumble and fall apart as soon as they touch moisture. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: gedood persoon Wtf are you talking about you can find maseca at any grocery store in the United States (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564938) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Jared Baumeister If it's nixtamalized it's gotta have lime listed in the ingredient label. Go ahead and find a pack of corn flour that includes lime on the ingredient label. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564940) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) https://www.instacart.com/products/203565
INGREDIENTS: CORN TREATED WITH HYDRATED LIME. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: Jared Baumeister MASECA® is one of the many brands of GRUMA (Grupo MASECA®), a Mexican company
https://mimaseca.com/en/about-us/ |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:10 PM Author: gedood persoon and? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565761) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: Jared Baumeister NSAM: Mexicans don't eat our shitcorn
You: shoulda listened to NSAM |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: gedood persoon " However you can't find any nixtamalized corn products at Kroger or Safeway or even Whole Foods. " ??? |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:20 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Whatever birdshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565785) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:28 AM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566128) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566176) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: gedood persoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566997) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: gedood persoon https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/masienda-heirloom-blue-corn-masa-harina-352-oz-b0988zf5s7
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/masienda-organic-corn-tortillas-10-count-9-oz-b0ctb7pcdp |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Juan Eighty your thread kind of fell apart when you conflated sweet corn with regular corn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564915) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Regular corn requires nixtamalization before it can be digested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564918) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Juan Eighty right but the only product Americans eat with sweet corn is "corn on the cob" sweet corn and canned sweet corn as an added ingredient
all of the products you are MAF about aren't sweet corn |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Jared Baumeister All the corn in people's cereal and beer is sweet corn. So is the corn they use to make whiskey in the south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564951) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: dried up stinky dick licker so the reason mexican and gook beer all tastes like pisswater is because they use shitty corn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564954) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:23 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Mexico doesn't make any bad beer. Their shittiest brand is Indio and it's 5000x better than Coors. Their microbrews are all 180 too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565206) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: dried up stinky dick licker lol. mexican beer all sucks shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566229) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Consumers will agree with you any day now! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566573) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: norwood ultra cereal is made of field corn not sweet corn you dumb motherfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565183) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Jared Baumeister https://youtube.com/shorts/9yC7mtiMsfU?si=zI9ElUoFOmOGLYo3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564922) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: fulano Another angle here: how widespread was the use of sugar in Britain in the early 1600s? Do you suppose the ones who chartered off in search of a better life were swimming in tarts and figgy pudding back home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564929) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Jared Baumeister The Dutch and the Spanish probably had a lock on the sugar trade by then. Britain arrived on the scene later and they seemed more into textiles, tea and opium. Seems like the Europeans with any kind of chocolate culture are in central/northern Europe, and Russia I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49564933) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1) chocolate as we know it was invented in spain. i fucking dipped a churro in a cup full of 180 chocolate in madrid last week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565434) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: [deleted by poaster] ( o .o) is that what you call your dick now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565454) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1) yep, it's easier to pronounce when it's down your throat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565519) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Spain was ruled by German kings at that time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49565538) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Wow, according to reddit you can't even get real lime in the store, that's why everyone on youtube is making their own:
https://www.reddit.com/r/mexicanfood/comments/1g6kzbh/nixtamal_foodgrade_pickling_lime_vs_builders_lime/ |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Jared Baumeister Corn is so basic to bourbon, it’s a federal law: In order to be called bourbon, at least 51% of the grain used to make it must be corn. (Other grains such as barley, rye, and wheat all come in second.)
America has a thing for corn, going back to the first Thanksgiving in 1621, a meal the Pilgrims organized specifically to celebrate their first successful corn harvest. That’s how big a deal corn was.
https://luxrowdistillers.com/blog/bourbon-guide-to-corn/ |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) proving that field corn has been a US staple for centuries, which is what you were arguing against when you created this thread lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566191) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:57 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person I don't find that particularly sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2,#49566165) |