before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...	stubborn dopamine	01/07/26
you should show up in a powdered wig	Concupiscible cocky boltzmann	01/07/26
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Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread	Trip space	06/01/26
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: stubborn dopamine before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49569187)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Concupiscible cocky boltzmann you should show up in a powdered wig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49569195)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: stubborn dopamine i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49569207)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: stubborn dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49571012)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Self-absorbed house-broken lettuce home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49571016)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: purple crawly place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49571017)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: Bespoke theater stage bbw Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49571020)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: deep water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49571036)

Date: February 11th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: stubborn dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49662811)

Date: June 1st, 2026 9:51 AM Author: stubborn dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909875)

Date: June 1st, 2026 9:57 AM Author: bearded claret property sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909885)

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Offensive pistol mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909926)

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Trip space Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909930)

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Puce Bearded School Clown all Bald lawyers should be forced to wear powdered white whigs like the old days. in addition to CLE requirements there should be a mandatory Hair check to maintain your bar license. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909932)

Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Trip space Posters are already in despair about the modern world. I don't think we could handle the pain of this additional humiliation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909978)

Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Wine dingle berry hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2,#49909979)