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list of tropes/mechanics that suck in Games:

-stealth -skill-based matchmaking -female characters that ...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
You've really covered everything IMO I will need to think on...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
New game+ modes - absolute turbogoy shit. Play the game all ...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
name some, I can't think of ones worth a full replay in NG+ ...
Appetizing Multi-billionaire Corner
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
I feel like it's CR if you're a youngster and your parents w...
lemon abode toaster
  02/26/26
Maybe but youngsters are bombarded with free ipad games and ...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
yeah but what about when you had one Nintendo cartridge that...
Exciting orchestra pit new version
  02/26/26
All the millennials I know gave their kids nintendo stuff an...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
achievements & trophies. Just run the credits when I bea...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
personally i think achievements are uninteresting but a lot ...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
I think just build goy tasks into the game organically like ...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
i like them because it shows what % of people did a thing. i...
clear milk
  02/26/26
i never understood "achievements" or people who ob...
180 internet-worthy masturbator lay
  02/26/26
but have you ever actually Beaten A Game and moved on to the...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
Yes
180 internet-worthy masturbator lay
  02/26/26
Bog standard list of complaints from ADHD-addled gamerbro ar...
know-it-all den pervert
  02/26/26
just say you're not Good Enough to play pvp multiplayer game...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
I play Counterstrike and Arc Raiders, what does this have to...
know-it-all den pervert
  02/26/26
but do you play them well?
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
He seems like a PvE guy. I bet he plays against bots in CS
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
This is the #1 answer. Tell me how much shit this motherfuck...
Brindle odious dingle berry trailer park
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
yeah this is a good one
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
inventory management at all
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
Lol wtf? Too many games are turning into drudgery simulators...
stirring cream knife rehab
  02/26/26
i like this because it can add additional dimensions to what...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
you have an unbelievable "natural talent" for rage...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
oh im trying to lmao.
clear milk
  02/26/26
"Heads Up Display" with direction markers that wil...
180 internet-worthy masturbator lay
  02/26/26
(guy who never beat margit because there was no tips, mapmar...
clear milk
  02/26/26
I like Horizon
lemon abode toaster
  02/26/26
"Crafting" This shit sucks ass, only ever liked...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
i actually kinda like crafting it can be chill but it's defi...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
TOTK's was so over the top that it was kind of fun. like you...
180 internet-worthy masturbator lay
  02/26/26
That wasn’t really crafting imo
excitant halford
  02/26/26
Open world games that have checklists of things you need to...
Alcoholic National Security Agency Jew
  02/26/26
Name one where you can't turn that off.
Shimmering Stead
  02/26/26
Sad thread. How old are you people?
Motley sanctuary
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
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wonderful point affirmative action
  02/26/26
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olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
only controllertards complain about "skill-based matchm...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
it's literally the opposite lol i've seen you make this c...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
I have literally never seen anyone other than people playing...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
yeah they absolutely do wtf sbmm doesn't even fucking mat...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
The first two pages when you google "SBMM" are fro...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
i have not owned a "console" since the ps2. i am a...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
No it's because most FPS are just not fun if you are curbsto...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
it's definitely fun to curb stomp bads. not all day every da...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
I'll leave this here https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC Nobody g...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
never even knew sbmm whinning was a thing. imagine a chess g...
clear milk
  02/26/26
People don't want SBMM in casual modes, it shouldn't be in r...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
yes they do lol. newbs dont wanna get curbstomped and devs d...
clear milk
  02/26/26
Noobs deserve to get fucking destroyed over and over again u...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
YOU'RE the noob. how about YOU getgood instead of whining ab...
clear milk
  02/26/26
I'm Masters 4 DPS in Overwatch champ. That's a damn good ran...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
well then why do you Care?
clear milk
  02/26/26
I'm saying old FPS games with persistent lobbies and no SBMM...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
If you like your 90s quake noobstomp lobby, you'll be able t...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
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olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
ok champ, so your gripe about being locked at plat is that t...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
brother u get better when u get stomped relentlessly... h...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
(high iq supergenius raging about getting stomped by middle ...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
youre right that im just fooling around but ljl at how serio...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
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bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
fortunately i still have a zozo to curbstomp noobs without s...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
a real "shocker" that Simp Crew would simp for noo...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
🤣🤣🤣
clear milk
  02/26/26
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olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
a real "shocker" that the MPC crew would rage agai...
clear milk
  02/26/26
they're all just COD players and too ashamed to admit it. yo...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
this is literally the first time ive heard about sbmm compla...
clear milk
  02/26/26
the anti-sbmm arguments are pretty self-evident if you're ac...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
"is sbmm communism?!!!!" lmaooo i was mostly fl...
clear milk
  02/26/26
even the people who are in favor of it in that screenshot ar...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
arent battle royale FFAs the modern day equivalent of 20 v 2...
clear milk
  02/26/26
wdym self-evident? whats actually self-evident is that every...
clear milk
  02/26/26
yeah true, also every single western country has enacted mas...
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
you're the one that choose to use SELF-EVIDENT champ. dont g...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
lol @ the mpc crew being maf sbmm. you don't even Game lol.
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
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bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
Cr lol at balderattt savoring his .75 KD lobbies
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
sbmm = true meritocracy. only browns and noobs would be irat...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
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olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
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bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
i dont believe you. otherwise poast your earnings as a proga...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
people who whine about SBMM are always complaining about abo...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
unironically im not at all suprised that the based white sup...
clear milk
  02/26/26
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Big Menage Main People
  02/26/26
yes, that's the point. it's literally only COD/halo players ...
Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot
  02/26/26
drowning as a boundary mechanic or a character being unable ...
Twinkling cerebral karate theater stage
  02/26/26
RTS seems flawed in comparison to TBS. A commander doesn't s...
know-it-all den pervert
  02/26/26
RTS = how fast can you click on the screen, shallow strategy...
Chocolate boiling water
  02/26/26
this seems obvious so why are "gamers" always so m...
know-it-all den pervert
  02/26/26
I loved RTS but it is probably the genre most destroyed by m...
olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/26/26
yeah
bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
I like SBMM in smash bros because it actually tells you your...
excitant halford
  02/26/26
Great thread.
diverse whorehouse
  02/26/26
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wonderful point affirmative action
  02/26/26
lollercausting HARD ITT
bull headed famous landscape painting
  02/26/26


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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

-stealth

-skill-based matchmaking

-female characters that aren't sexually attractive

-unskippable dialogue

-"battle passes"

-sniper classes/sniping

-dedicated healer/"support" roles

-aim assist

feel free to add your own. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697114)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

You've really covered everything IMO I will need to think on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697131)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

New game+ modes - absolute turbogoy shit. Play the game all over again goy, it's slightly harder now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697137)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697215)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Multi-billionaire Corner

name some, I can't think of ones worth a full replay in NG+ that weren't replayable on their own already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697946)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697990)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: lemon abode toaster

I feel like it's CR if you're a youngster and your parents won't let you get a new game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697216)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

Maybe but youngsters are bombarded with free ipad games and endless roblox shit I don't think they are playing this stuff, its just losery old redditors demanding more hours for their dollar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697277)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Exciting orchestra pit new version

yeah but what about when you had one Nintendo cartridge that cost $100 in 2026 dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697282)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

All the millennials I know gave their kids nintendo stuff and they never played any of it. Brains fried by ipads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697287)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

achievements & trophies. Just run the credits when I beat the game. Maybe give me a star icon if I 100% it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697145)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

personally i think achievements are uninteresting but a lot of people like them so i think it's ok

but when games are constantly shoving them in your face it's fucking cringe and annoying. or when anything is actually gated behind "achievements" that's an instant Drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697154)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

I think just build goy tasks into the game organically like mario does. It has like collect all the secret coins and end level flags etc. To 100% the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697161)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: clear milk

i like them because it shows what % of people did a thing. it's interesting to see how many people went down x path, experienced some rare event, or completed the game on different difficulties.

there are way too many of them and usually are just used as some skinner box sense of accomplishment. that's gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697192)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: 180 internet-worthy masturbator lay

i never understood "achievements" or people who obsess over them. WHen I beat the Game, its time to move on to the next in the Backlog, not backtrack to try to find nit picky bullshit to "100%" the Game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697211)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

but have you ever actually Beaten A Game and moved on to the next game in your Backlog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697222)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: 180 internet-worthy masturbator lay

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697441)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: know-it-all den pervert

Bog standard list of complaints from ADHD-addled gamerbro archetype who just wants to swing a sword around and effortlessly destroy everything to indulge a power fantasy he can never approach irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697198)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

just say you're not Good Enough to play pvp multiplayer games, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697201)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: know-it-all den pervert

I play Counterstrike and Arc Raiders, what does this have to do with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697207)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

but do you play them well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697219)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

He seems like a PvE guy. I bet he plays against bots in CS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697213)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Brindle odious dingle berry trailer park

This is the #1 answer. Tell me how much shit this motherfucker can carry; I don’t want to sort shapes to cram in an extra sword that I’ll sell when I get back to town. Ideally give me gold directly rather than making me simulate being the African guy sorting through garbage for scrap metal I can sell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697256)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697269)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

yeah this is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697274)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

inventory management at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697279)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: stirring cream knife rehab

Lol wtf? Too many games are turning into drudgery simulators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697401)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: clear milk

i like this because it can add additional dimensions to what you can have. if an item takes up whole horizontal row you cannot carry something that takes up a whole vertical row. but if they were just reduced to weight you could carry both. it's not much different than only being able to equip one weapon and one accessory. the devs can design items that make it impossible to use with others in a way that just boiling them down to weight wouldnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697462)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697465)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

you have an unbelievable "natural talent" for ragebaiting without even trying holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697472)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: clear milk

oh im trying to lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697486)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: 180 internet-worthy masturbator lay

"Heads Up Display" with direction markers that will take you to your "choice" of new "missions" out in the distance, with only certain ones actually advancing the story

Horizon Zero Dawn and modern Ghost Recon are the worst examples of this that I have seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697217)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: clear milk

(guy who never beat margit because there was no tips, mapmarkers, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697232)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: lemon abode toaster

I like Horizon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697342)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

"Crafting"

This shit sucks ass, only ever liked 1 game that had this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697281)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

i actually kinda like crafting it can be chill but it's definitely not ever the main draw for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697291)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697303)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: 180 internet-worthy masturbator lay

TOTK's was so over the top that it was kind of fun. like you could piece together ridiculous shit and sometimes it actually worked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697445)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: excitant halford

That wasn’t really crafting imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697891)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic National Security Agency Jew

Open world games that have checklists of things you need to do with map markers and directions showing you exactly where on the map you need to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697452)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Shimmering Stead

Name one where you can't turn that off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697555)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Motley sanctuary

Sad thread. How old are you people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697561)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697603)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful point affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697668)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697767)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

only controllertards complain about "skill-based matchmaking". you will literally never see a KBM PC player mention it. sorry it takes you ten seconds to do a 180, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697676)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697728)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

it's literally the opposite lol

i've seen you make this comment in the past too. complete opposite in reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697732)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

I have literally never seen anyone other than people playing COD, Halo, etc. complain about "SBMM". You don't hear CS/Valorant/Overwatch/whatever players mention it, that is just how the game is expected to work. I don't want to run around farming five year olds

google "SBMM" and basically everything that pops up are COD players whining. you are just delusional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697735)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

yeah they absolutely do wtf

sbmm doesn't even fucking matter for console controller games. everyone has aim assist and is just mongoing around pointing their camera in the general direction of the enemy and their inputs barely even affect the outcome compared to mouse and keyboard players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697744)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

The first two pages when you google "SBMM" are from:

halo

cod

cod

(bunch of cod youtube links)

cod

cod

cod

cod

And Valorant is more popular than COD now, so it's not like this is just a matter of "it's not on the first two pages because fewer people play it."

I stopped looking after this. Just admit you're a codboi and be done with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697751)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

i have not owned a "console" since the ps2. i am an exclusive PC Gamer

the reason why pc players don't complain about it as much is they've resigned themselves to being sbmm-cucked and they don't even resist anymore because they've just Given Up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697761)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

No it's because most FPS are just not fun if you are curbstomping 10 year olds, and the exact kind of person who loves doing this is also the exact kind of person who loves COD. It's different if you're playing a game like Battlefront or the TF2 mode with a billion players, but a 5v5/6v6/etc style game without SBMM is just fucking boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697769)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

it's definitely fun to curb stomp bads. not all day every day, exclusively, but it is definitely fun

starting to suspect you are not being Fully Honest in this conversation, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697791)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

I'll leave this here

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

Nobody gives a shit about SBMM besides COD players or maybe other roller-first games like Halo or Apex. Nobody. Nobody else talks about it. You play COD and that's why you care. It's as simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697811)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697804)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: clear milk

never even knew sbmm whinning was a thing. imagine a chess grandmaster whinning about Elo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697763)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

People don't want SBMM in casual modes, it shouldn't be in regular ass TDM on call of duty, like back in the old days it was random matchmaking that sorted by ping and sometimes you got stomped or sometimes you did the stomping, games were variant and you could bullshit around and have fun instead of every game being the fight of your life. People are fine with SBMM and Elo in ranked game modes of course. There is room for both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697772)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: clear milk

yes they do lol. newbs dont wanna get curbstomped and devs dont want that either because then newbs wont buy their games. the only people that complain about this is balding middle aged men that want to feel powerful stomping on toddlers. and theyre buying gameslop regardless so their opinion is irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697780)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

Noobs deserve to get fucking destroyed over and over again until they improve. Thats how we all did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697824)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: clear milk

YOU'RE the noob. how about YOU getgood instead of whining about your tiny pink Elo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697833)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

I'm Masters 4 DPS in Overwatch champ. That's a damn good rank. Could probably reach GM if my duo was ever sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697844)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: clear milk

well then why do you Care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697847)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

I'm saying old FPS games with persistent lobbies and no SBMM were better and a product of a whiter Christian America. People did trick shots and stuff. People had fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697865)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697872)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: clear milk

If you like your 90s quake noobstomp lobby, you'll be able to keep it, period. if you like your 163:1 KDS against toddlers, you'll be able to keep your KDS, period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697890)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697909)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697916)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: clear milk

ok champ, so your gripe about being locked at plat is that there isn't ENOUGH competition?

ok champ lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697927)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697942)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: clear milk

brother u get better when u get stomped relentlessly...

have you ever tried getting good at video games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697951)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697986)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: clear milk

(high iq supergenius raging about getting stomped by middle schoolers in video games)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697995)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698007)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698010)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: clear milk

youre right that im just fooling around but ljl at how seriously you're taking it. "i hope your irl improves" ljl. brother we're talking about video game matchmaking lol calm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698023)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698035)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698042)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: clear milk

fortunately i still have a zozo to curbstomp noobs without sbmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698048)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698051)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

a real "shocker" that Simp Crew would simp for noobs as well as women. really making sure to cover all the most sympathetic groups under the Simp Umbrella. who could have seen this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697843)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697861)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: clear milk

🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697931)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697866)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697870)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: clear milk

a real "shocker" that the MPC crew would rage against SBMM. really making sure to make any excuse about why such "supreme" people need noobs to pad their KDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697873)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

they're all just COD players and too ashamed to admit it. you will never see anyone outside the COD/halo community mention SBMM. period. people who play any KBM-first FPS would think you're crazy for not wanting it

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

they cannot respond to this. they have no response. they can't, the SWEATY GAMERS are oppressing their precious COD lobbies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697922)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: clear milk

this is literally the first time ive heard about sbmm complaints. i thought that sbmm was universally considered a Good Thing. why would a good player want to stomp noobs? certainly noobs dont want to get wrecked by people 100x better than them. 90s lobbies were abandoned as soon as matchmaking became possible. i honestly had no idea there wete dorks still MAF about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697938)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

the anti-sbmm arguments are pretty self-evident if you're actually a Gamer (which you aren't, which is why you Don't Get It)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697945)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697953)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: clear milk

"is sbmm communism?!!!!"

lmaooo i was mostly flaming about the alt-right loser and sbmm rage but it actually makes perfect sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697966)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

even the people who are in favor of it in that screenshot are also COD/halo players. nobody playing any other FPS cares about SBMM and it's just assumed that's how the game will work.

if you want to bemoan the death of custom lobbies and 20v20 TDM or whatever that's a different thing entirely. but that isn't what people are complaining about. in a 5v5/6v6 style FPS not having SBMM is just boring as hell once you get to a certain level of skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697992)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: clear milk

arent battle royale FFAs the modern day equivalent of 20 v 20 lobbies?

i think these losers just want to stay in the back sniping. they never got good, and now they're blaming "the man" for tjeir own failures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698013)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: clear milk

wdym self-evident? whats actually self-evident is that every single multiplayer game has gone to SBMM and only middle adged men are irate about it and they STILL buy the games lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697956)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

yeah true, also every single western country has enacted mass immigration too so yeah i guess it's just obviously the right thing to do since every country is doing it and the people complaining about it are just irate whiny racist losers. and they still live in those countries too, they don't even leave lol what a bunch of cucks if they really didn't like mass immigration they'd just leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697987)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697993)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: clear milk

you're the one that choose to use SELF-EVIDENT champ. dont get mad at me because reality doesnt conform to your wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698000)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697792)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: clear milk

lol @ the mpc crew being maf sbmm. you don't even Game lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697825)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697831)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697837)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

Cr lol at balderattt savoring his .75 KD lobbies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697838)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: clear milk

sbmm = true meritocracy. only browns and noobs would be irate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697839)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697857)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697881)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697889)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: clear milk

i dont believe you. otherwise poast your earnings as a progamer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697899)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697911)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

people who whine about SBMM are always complaining about about how SWEATY and NOT FUN it makes the game. who are the "liberals" in this scenario, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697876)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: clear milk

unironically im not at all suprised that the based white supremacy masterrace types are perpetually upset that inferior brownoids are overtaking them are also perpetually upset that noobs keeping headshotting them in COD because of SBMM.

damn, its almost as if their whole ethos is making excuses for their own inadequacies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697920)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Big Menage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697800)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Scourge Upon The Earth Spot

yes, that's the point. it's literally only COD/halo players who whine about SBMM. there is a very specific demographic who is obsessed with it, if you asked a zoomer valorant player (or any other competitive KBM FPS) what their opinion on "SBMM" is they would probably have no idea what you're talking about and then after you explain think you're a retarded pussy faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697846)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Twinkling cerebral karate theater stage

drowning as a boundary mechanic or a character being unable to swim because the developers didn't want to deal with water physics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697688)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: know-it-all den pervert

RTS seems flawed in comparison to TBS. A commander doesn't strategize in "real time", he assesses the potentialities of the battleground and plans for them. and in fantasy/RPG games it makes little sense to be frantically clicking around and trying to direct the actions of your party in "real time". it's like you're trying to play God but without any of the advantages that an actual God would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697774)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Chocolate boiling water

RTS = how fast can you click on the screen, shallow strategy

TBS = requires planning, deep strategy similar to chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697842)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: know-it-all den pervert

this seems obvious so why are "gamers" always so mad about TBS and cry for RTS? is it just because they're retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697848)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: olive trip ticket booth philosopher-king

I loved RTS but it is probably the genre most destroyed by minmaxxing turbogooks. Like I played red alert 2 online back in the day and to compete u had to use all these weird meta strats like mixing dogs in with your tanks and it got way out of control. And all these offshoots like MOBA and whatnot are even worse. Degenerate gook games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697856)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: bossy filthy parlor fortuitous meteor

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697859)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: excitant halford

I like SBMM in smash bros because it actually tells you your “score” instead of letting you live in ignorance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697858)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49697989)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: wonderful point affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698174)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: bull headed famous landscape painting

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838669&forum_id=2,#49698052)