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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
garnet blathering stage
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
Lime locus
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
Maize contagious doctorate
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
Lime locus
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
Maize contagious doctorate
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
Lime locus
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
Maize contagious doctorate
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
Lime locus
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
Maize contagious doctorate
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
Lime locus
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
black arousing crackhouse
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
splenetic gunner
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
Beady-eyed Sinister Pit
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
Beady-eyed Sinister Pit
  03/06/26
180
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
misunderstood coffee pot institution
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
obsidian multi-colored piazza international law enforcement agency
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
Aphrodisiac insane resort digit ratio
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
Lime locus
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
Hairraiser salmon black woman gas station
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
Hairraiser salmon black woman gas station
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
black arousing crackhouse
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
black arousing crackhouse
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
chest-beating deep spot
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
concupiscible olive center striped hyena
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
flirting hall
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
concupiscible olive center striped hyena
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
flirting hall
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
zombie-like area
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
Judgmental bat-shit-crazy field sweet tailpipe
  03/06/26
...
Vibrant aquamarine station
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
Lime locus
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
Lime locus
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
Thriller range giraffe
  03/06/26
...
costumed big whorehouse jewess
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
Titillating Disrespectful Corn Cake Stage
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
Titillating Disrespectful Corn Cake Stage
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: garnet blathering stage

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Lime locus

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Maize contagious doctorate

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Lime locus

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Maize contagious doctorate

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Lime locus

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Maize contagious doctorate

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Lime locus

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Maize contagious doctorate

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Lime locus

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: black arousing crackhouse

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: At-the-ready exciting philosopher-king principal's office

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: splenetic gunner

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sinister Pit

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sinister Pit

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: misunderstood coffee pot institution

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: obsidian multi-colored piazza international law enforcement agency

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac insane resort digit ratio

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Lime locus

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser salmon black woman gas station

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser salmon black woman gas station

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: black arousing crackhouse

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: black arousing crackhouse

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: chest-beating deep spot

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible olive center striped hyena

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: flirting hall

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: concupiscible olive center striped hyena

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: flirting hall

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: zombie-like area

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Judgmental bat-shit-crazy field sweet tailpipe

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Vibrant aquamarine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Lime locus

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Lime locus

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Thriller range giraffe

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: costumed big whorehouse jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Titillating Disrespectful Corn Cake Stage

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Titillating Disrespectful Corn Cake Stage

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Saffron Infuriating Legend Sound Barrier

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2,#49722420)