Summon Cowgod: Please apply clique theory to popular book series (eg LOTR)
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: Curious Chocolate Macaca Alpha
Elves: Preps
Dwarves: Scumbags
Hobbits: Losers
Orcs: URM
Gollum: Scumloser
Men have all that Cliques
Aragorn: Jock/Prep
Boromir: Jock
Gandalf: Nerd
Tom Bombadil: High Loser
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2,#49772383) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:17 PM Author: cordovan useless brakes
Good list.
Do you think it reflects Tolkien’s views as a middle-to-high Englishman?
Dwarves are Scots (live in the hills, direct, obsessed with money)
Hobbits are Welsh (well meaning but fat, rural, and insular)
“Men” are regular English
Orcs are dagos / Spaniards / Moors
The Elves are the old noble Arthurian Britons fading into history
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2,#49772442)
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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Curious Chocolate Macaca Alpha
Harry Potter: Loser
Dumbledore: Loser
Ron: Loser
Emma Watson: Loser
Wednesday Adams: Loser
Voldemort: High Loser
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2,#49772399) |
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