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open up that HORMUSSY

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heady school cafeteria keepsake machete
  03/30/26
180
hot lay chad
  03/31/26
, said luis to Byron Noem
curious pozpig school
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mustard idea he suggested rehab
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spruce set
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soul-stirring grizzly senate
  04/01/26
(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader ...
red state
  04/01/26
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Bronze 180 marketing idea
  05/06/26
Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!
hot lay chad
  04/05/26
you just can't get content like this anywhere else
costumed idiot
  04/05/26
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mildly autistic trip headpube
  04/07/26
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Irradiated giraffe
  05/29/26
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deranged brunch
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soul-stirring grizzly senate
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hot lay chad
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soul-stirring grizzly senate
  04/07/26
180
Flushed swashbuckling stage
  04/07/26
Is it open yet?
Titillating travel guidebook
  04/09/26
I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.
Sinister national toaster
  04/09/26
same
Bateful Native Mad Cow Disease
  05/29/26
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ultramarine excitant private investor new version
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Cracking multi-billionaire
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soul-stirring grizzly senate
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odious temple
  05/06/26
Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait. ...
hot lay chad
  05/20/26
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vibrant gaming laptop
  05/20/26
Wait two weeks
red state
  05/29/26
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Titillating travel guidebook
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Bateful Native Mad Cow Disease
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in minecraft
  08/05/26
prophetic thread
product mommy
  08/05/26
IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy. Fuckin' t...
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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49780664)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: hot lay chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49783685)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: curious pozpig school

, said luis to Byron Noem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49783698)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: mustard idea he suggested rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49783719)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: spruce set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49783732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49786180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: red state

(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader joes chili thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49786188)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Bronze 180 marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49869630)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: hot lay chad

Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49795308)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: costumed idiot

you just can't get content like this anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49795318)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic trip headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49802234)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Irradiated giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49906381)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: deranged brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49795343)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49795797)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: hot lay chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49801798)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49802066)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Flushed swashbuckling stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49802232)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Titillating travel guidebook

Is it open yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49806472)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Sinister national toaster

I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49806485)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Bateful Native Mad Cow Disease

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49906245)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:27 AM
Author: ultramarine excitant private investor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49906270)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Cracking multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49806500)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49869252)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: odious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49869640)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: hot lay chad

Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait.

So “Hormussy” would be a meme-ified version of Strait of Hormuz, which is often in the news because of geopolitical tensions involving Iran, oil shipping routes, and naval activity.

In that context, “open that Hormussy” would most likely mean:

an intentionally absurd, edgy meme phrase referring to the Strait of Hormuz, using sexualized slang (“-ussy”) to turn a strategic chokepoint in global oil shipping into internet humor.

So the joke structure is:

Hormuz (strait) → “Hormus-”

internet suffix “-ussy”

→ “Hormussy”

then “open that…” as a meme-style command phrase

Meaning in plain terms

It’s essentially:

irreverent meme humor about the Strait of Hormuz, a major geopolitical oil chokepoint, phrased in deliberately absurd sexualized slang for comedic shock value.

Why that specific reference works as a meme

The Strait of Hormuz is:

globally significant (oil shipping chokepoint)

frequently associated with geopolitical tension (Iran, U.S. Navy, shipping security)

So it becomes “memeable” in the same way other high-stakes geopolitical names get distorted online:

serious → abstracted → stylized → absurdified

Tone of the joke

This kind of phrase sits in:

ironic internet humor

geopolitical meme culture

“everything becomes -ussy” meme format

erything becomes -ussy” meme format

It’s not meant to be literal — it’s a distortion of a real strategic location into absurd slang for comedic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49891688)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49891694)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: red state

Wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49906278)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Titillating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49906849)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Bateful Native Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#49929311)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: in minecraft



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#50046775)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: product mommy (🧐)

prophetic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#50046785)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy.

Fuckin' tease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2,#50046804)