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what stupid shit are bort jews doing for passover?

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startled rusted puppy
  04/01/26
you gonna eat fish on Friday faggot?
Lavender mental disorder crackhouse
  04/01/26
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Slap-happy theatre quadroon
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Embarrassed To The Bone Ultramarine Location
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Slap-happy theatre quadroon
  04/03/26
You ever go to passover dinner as a goy? My Catholic parish ...
Well-lubricated bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
Father Goldstein tp
thirsty spectacular becky
  04/01/26
the ascended + awakened form of baby goldstein
fantasy-prone stage nowag
  04/01/26
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Well-lubricated bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
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thirsty spectacular becky
  04/01/26
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Cordovan bull headed site
  04/02/26
here's a good one to trick god that xo will love. when pa...
Razzle Locale
  04/01/26
Torah says only 1st and last night are treated like a Shabba...
Slap-happy theatre quadroon
  04/01/26
you missed the point. in israel where we dont keep the 2nd d...
Razzle Locale
  04/01/26
Ricky becoming a Karaite in 2026 is a 180 story arch imo ...
Cordovan bull headed site
  04/02/26
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Slap-happy theatre quadroon
  04/03/26
You have a seriously stupid god. Don't most religions re...
dashing fat ankles point
  04/02/26
it's the same god. we just are chosen.
Razzle Locale
  04/04/26
kidnapping and murdering goy babies
fantasy-prone stage nowag
  04/01/26
eating matzoh balls with my family. this is a very special h...
boyish cumskin
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Cordovan bull headed site
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Zooming with my family, praying for the downfall of Israel, ...
Blue nighttime depressive
  04/03/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: startled rusted puppy



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Lavender mental disorder crackhouse

you gonna eat fish on Friday faggot?

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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy theatre quadroon



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Ultramarine Location



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy theatre quadroon



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bawdyhouse

You ever go to passover dinner as a goy? My Catholic parish actually had a Jewish priest-- Father Goldstein. No shit. He had a big white beard and we dreaded his homilies because they went on forever. Oy Vey! Anyway, he had a passover dinner in the rec hall and all I remember is some chick with long hair had her hair catch on fire from a candle.



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: thirsty spectacular becky

Father Goldstein tp

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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage nowag

the ascended + awakened form of baby goldstein

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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bawdyhouse



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: thirsty spectacular becky

😹😹😹

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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Cordovan bull headed site



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle Locale

here's a good one to trick god that xo will love.

when passover begins on a wednesday night, that means the first two days (wed night - fri night) are yom tov which means holy day they're like shabbat, which means they run directly into shabbat, so it's like 3 straight days of shabbat

ordinarily, we wouldnt be allowed to prepare food this friday afternoon to get ready for shabbat - because it's a holy day, and it's insulting to the holy day

so we have a fiction called an eruv tavshilin, which means today we take a hard boiled egg and a piece of matzah and hold it up and say a blessing on it and have in mind that this is the start of our cooking for shabbat and that we will eat it on shabbat.

this way, we can continue cooking on friday afternoon since we already started today by taking the hard boiled egg and matzah piece

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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy theatre quadroon

Torah says only 1st and last night are treated like a Shabbat, the kike rabbis made up the extra days for halakha

the Oral Torah is of Samael level demonology the more i look into it and should never supercede TOrah, Im slowly becoming Karaite imo - Yoshke mightve been cr in the Synagogue of Satan being the perverters of the Oral Torah



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Razzle Locale

you missed the point. in israel where we dont keep the 2nd day of yom tov as a holy day, if a yom tov started on thursday night and ran into shabbat, we'd still do the eruv tavshilin fiction

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Date: April 2nd, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Cordovan bull headed site

Ricky becoming a Karaite in 2026 is a 180 story arch imo

And cr point wrt the “Oral Torah”, which of course also applies to “Rabbinical Judaism” as a whole as well.

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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy theatre quadroon



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:31 AM
Author: dashing fat ankles point

You have a seriously stupid god.

Don't most religions revere this entity. Why is yours so dumb

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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Razzle Locale

it's the same god. we just are chosen.

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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage nowag

kidnapping and murdering goy babies

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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: boyish cumskin

eating matzoh balls with my family. this is a very special holiday imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852425&forum_id=2,#49786984)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Cordovan bull headed site



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Blue nighttime depressive

Zooming with my family, praying for the downfall of Israel, sending money to help my friends in Gaza survive, probably eating some lox

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